Hunting catapult,
baby mice ammunition.
A red splattered wall.
by Lost Boy
birdy flew -- boom -- missed
friend peppered ironically
V.P. -- what a dick!
by Eric Wolfram of New York City
No Dude, I'm Laughing.
Of Course It Is,"Bad Haiku".
You Are The New King
by Scott of Of This Planet
Dude, I laugh
All your base
Are belong to us
by M / C
Did Doc Severinson
perform some amputations
before conducting?
by Lush
Quaffed so much vodka
Painful head, puked under bush
Intoxicated
by Pskov
Golden Adele
and Brad Pitt in vienna
Both just visitors
by Austrian of you guess
Brown Water and Wood
I guess it's a metapher
Fascist's dream came true
by Paranoid Austrian of city of gotanwotan
in ninety nine years
some bad haiku on my grave
life is not a game
by Austrian of Rotten but not Forgotten
Luhan my Marshall
Modern Media Guru
and crazy dreamer
What if you were right?
Your Global Village on fire.
Fuck Information?
Freedom of haiku!
Powerful Incorrectness
Don't show no respect!
by stupid austrian of Austria
Pregnant with maggots.
Sunken-eyed and coffin-wombed.
Rigor mortis babe.
by johnny rotten
Virgins in a row.
All bright-eyed and glossy-lipped.
Giggling question marks.
by Dave
The cheeks slowly part.
A tongue drools down the warm cleft.
Threads of saliva.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
swollen fingers throb
time to make a mental note
don't thump a wasp nest
by ash
come on you people
production values waning
an your spelling sucks
by ash
Scandinavians
Hurtling down slopes in tights
Dead air, NBC
by Lush
Waves crash upon rocks
thunder claps rien thi air
by Anonymous Poet
green grass swaing
trees waving
green
by Anonymous Poet
surfing upon freeway
snow lies sahara
wet on top sudan
by Anonymous Poet
wrong correct again
no answer understand
next question please
by Anonymous Poet
sea waves curling swirling blue
by Anonymous Poet
leapfrog peacocks proud
decide enhanced book
belief resumes tommorow
by Anonymous Poet
surfing through myspace,
reading the words of big geeks,
many pages fail.
by Michael of Slidell, La, USA
Do you not hate him?
When you through these stones at him
Better ignore him
by If he feeds on hate, that makes sense
Feed Him with your stones
cast upon Him from your hand.
Satan thrives on hate.
by Satan of your lost soul
K as in knowledge
P as in pneumocystis
G as in gnostic
by Lush
Grown fat on corpses,
grown drunk on their pus and stench.
I wallow in slime.
by johnny rotten
you are at the top
now jump from the pinnacle
expel your contempt
by Hammer
At the pinnacle
Of a contempt for mankind
Because of this site
by Anonymous Poet
there is no corn there
said billy peering into
the hole, why "cornhole"?
by boobles the clown
The cock taste bud curse:
Urinal splash-back horror.
Condoms?.. Don
by smellie joe
Check this when drinking,
You may find good amusement:
badhaiku.com
by Ultrabubble of Bristol, UK
He never married.
He was a fisher of men.
Jesus was so gay.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Harpo Productions?
Dr. Phil is Oprah's bitch.
Pimp slap that ass, girl!
by Lush
Find me; Here I am
Drain my heart of all it's pain
Sing me a new song.
by "Magoo"
drunken llama dance
lampshade on my curly head
tequilla, no mas
by sango orangutango
Corporeal course
Of coroner Corchoran:
Corpulent corpses
by Lush
Additional eye
On the end on my finger
The places, I
by Weird experience
Come on Smelly Joe
Tell us where your cocks tasted
Taste buds on his cock
by Defies medical explanation
Used to drink Vodka
Russian by choice, half bottle
Never drink it now
by That
My female friends Ask
What is wrong with their boyfriend?
Agony aunt. Me?
by How should I know, do they think I
Winter slickly sets
Burning natures last years gifts
Smoke dyes the winds grey
by William Nippress
Attempting to turn right
Steeringwheel out of control
hello pile of snow
by Anonymous Poet
Cheney loads ammo
Shoots lawyer friend with gusto
Should have used longbow
by Janis of Toronto
perseveration
plus clang association
seek medication
by ash
Sitting on seawall
Observe the swimming narwhal
Perform a pratfall
by Janis of Toronto
Follow the nomad
Toward the giant launchpad
Headed for Baghdad
by Janis of Toronto
Needle in haystack
Apologetic Cossack
Betting at racetrack
by Janis of Toronto
Something seems askew
With the background of bamboo
I write bad haiku
by Janis of Toronto
The park is empty.
Where have all the squirrels gone?
Carnivorous trees!
by stan of nowhere
