Follow the nomad
Toward the giant launchpad
Headed for Baghdad

Needle in haystack
Apologetic Cossack
Betting at racetrack

Something seems askew
With the background of bamboo
I write bad haiku

The park is empty.
Where have all the squirrels gone?
Carnivorous trees!

Cerebral pasta:
medulla oblongata
topped with parmesan.

Unrestrained it flies,
fleeing the cement prison
the bag in the wind

For parallel nouns
Must pluralize cerebrum
In the preceding

Dipsomania
Dulls contents of crania
Pickled cerebrum

soccer is passion, work is not, but volunteering for HWSA is fun!

A vodka with lime,
The artistry of a mime,
This haiku doth rhyme

It

Whither creativity?
The text is bland and ugly
My font is Arial

What manner of pain
I cannot feel my eyeball
You must spit it out

Hammer, O Hammer.
Why must you be so poopy?
Very Bad Hammer!

Spastic bowel spurt
Chunks of meals past fly outward
Still steaming, now soup

Long did I wander
Bereft of horrible verse
Bad Haiku is back

her style was discrete
her tight body was petite
she really liked meat

a dark tale of woe
from so many years ago
i still miss her so

On Charles Street, Back Bay
Stylist proffered Sambuca
A quaff and coiffure

Too many passwords
When soused can't recall them all
"Memento" tatoos?

rockin' awesome bod
but jesus, god damn! girl,
your face is wretched

Haiku poetry
That is made by Zachary
How good it does sound
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Saint Valentine

Your lawyer's no good???
You shot a man in cold blood!!!
Cheney - Where Brainy???

A monk getting drunk,
obsessed by nuns in bad puns,
can

Pulsating squirmings
clenching goose-bumps on my cheeks.
The anal orgasm.

From her afterglow,
audible satisfaction:
a front bottom burp.

Girl asked me out
It was kinda odd to me.
Screwed her sister

Just flunked a test
Even though i tried my best.
Fucked the teacher

Angel of the light.
Be thou blessed to be caressed
in a dream this night.

cartoons
facing the truth
can be grotesque

Sod this for a game.
Is purple member the glory.
We all aspire to?

Santa Maria
Del Buen Ayre, Go Tan Project
Top Tango music

My Rosses are red
Violets are blue. Valentines
Only Just for you

Stars wink to the Sun
as he sinks below the ground
unrequited Love

The Great Muhamed
Seventy virgins promised,
I'd settle for one

Plunged in my rectum
Is Cupid's errant arrow.
Masochist's eros.

pimp my ride for your pleasure, joy for all to crash, ned swathed in wreaths of tribute , heroic pink memberadiddly

Colander for hat
brain safe from green men
not safe from robots though

tomorrow is not...
the only day of lovers!
it's our day to love?

Woke up in odd room
Something moving beside me.
another notch on belt

inapt angers
seeded by
valid views

I cast my eyes south
alas no wood do I see
he sleeps like a log

dick dead-eye he's not
seems he's just a rotten shot
seems he's just rotten

when you look down south
australians can show you wood
see them cast a spell

unpredictable
when republicans taste blood
be careful dan quayle

that has got to hurt
the chance of one less lawyer
and he just wings him

'Duck' confusion!!!
Dick Cheney, trigger happy?
shot some guys cranium.

There is no desert
among the pines of our land.
Be true to yourself.

racing wheels; blue light.
reckless nurburgring moment.
bob's folly.

An errant ember
lies burning outside the hearth.
Foreign faith kills us.

Steaming on a dish
and fresh from nature