in ninety nine years
some bad haiku on my grave
life is not a game

Luhan my Marshall
Modern Media Guru
and crazy dreamer

What if you were right?
Your Global Village on fire.
Fuck Information?

Freedom of haiku!
Powerful Incorrectness
Don't show no respect!

Pregnant with maggots.
Sunken-eyed and coffin-wombed.
Rigor mortis babe.

Virgins in a row.
All bright-eyed and glossy-lipped.
Giggling question marks.

The cheeks slowly part.
A tongue drools down the warm cleft.
Threads of saliva.

swollen fingers throb
time to make a mental note
don't thump a wasp nest

come on you people
production values waning
an your spelling sucks

Scandinavians
Hurtling down slopes in tights
Dead air, NBC

Waves crash upon rocks
thunder claps rien thi air

green grass swaing
trees waving
green

surfing upon freeway
snow lies sahara
wet on top sudan

wrong correct again
no answer understand
next question please

sea waves curling swirling blue

leapfrog peacocks proud
decide enhanced book
belief resumes tommorow

surfing through myspace,
reading the words of big geeks,
many pages fail.

Do you not hate him?
When you through these stones at him
Better ignore him

Feed Him with your stones
cast upon Him from your hand.
Satan thrives on hate.

K as in knowledge
P as in pneumocystis
G as in gnostic

Grown fat on corpses,
grown drunk on their pus and stench.
I wallow in slime.

you are at the top
now jump from the pinnacle
expel your contempt

At the pinnacle
Of a contempt for mankind
Because of this site

there is no corn there
said billy peering into
the hole, why "cornhole"?

The cock taste bud curse:
Urinal splash-back horror.
Condoms?.. Don

Check this when drinking,
You may find good amusement:
badhaiku.com

He never married.
He was a fisher of men.
Jesus was so gay.

Harpo Productions?
Dr. Phil is Oprah's bitch.
Pimp slap that ass, girl!

Find me; Here I am
Drain my heart of all it's pain
Sing me a new song.

drunken llama dance
lampshade on my curly head
tequilla, no mas

Corporeal course
Of coroner Corchoran:
Corpulent corpses

Additional eye
On the end on my finger
The places, I

Come on Smelly Joe
Tell us where your cocks tasted
Taste buds on his cock

Used to drink Vodka
Russian by choice, half bottle
Never drink it now

My female friends Ask
What is wrong with their boyfriend?
Agony aunt. Me?

Winter slickly sets
Burning natures last years gifts
Smoke dyes the winds grey

Attempting to turn right
Steeringwheel out of control
hello pile of snow

Cheney loads ammo
Shoots lawyer friend with gusto
Should have used longbow

perseveration
plus clang association
seek medication

Sitting on seawall
Observe the swimming narwhal
Perform a pratfall

Follow the nomad
Toward the giant launchpad
Headed for Baghdad

Needle in haystack
Apologetic Cossack
Betting at racetrack

Something seems askew
With the background of bamboo
I write bad haiku

The park is empty.
Where have all the squirrels gone?
Carnivorous trees!

Cerebral pasta:
medulla oblongata
topped with parmesan.

Unrestrained it flies,
fleeing the cement prison
the bag in the wind

For parallel nouns
Must pluralize cerebrum
In the preceding

Dipsomania
Dulls contents of crania
Pickled cerebrum

soccer is passion, work is not, but volunteering for HWSA is fun!

A vodka with lime,
The artistry of a mime,
This haiku doth rhyme

It

Whither creativity?
The text is bland and ugly
My font is Arial