Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

She's dissapointed
Her dreams are unsatisfied
I have a small nob
Haiku # 33926, January 4, 2006 8:10 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
My lines were erased
My haikus were not that bad
I want to kill you
Haiku # 33925, January 4, 2006 8:04 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
damn sciatica
like so many other things
a pain in the arse
Haiku # 33924, January 4, 2006 7:21 am ET
by ash
Dark reflected sky
Snow eagerly hugs the ground
Small stream pulls my thoughts
Haiku # 33923, January 4, 2006 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Loved the photographs
Highly evocative scenes
Small stream caught my eye
Haiku # 33922, January 4, 2006 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
The Aussies feel heat
Meanwhile, in the north we
are having some fun
Haiku # 33921, January 4, 2006 1:47 am ET
by Janis
More Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku


I see September's
oranges, reds and browns, painting
tanned valleys and hills


My bedroom window,
touched by December's sunlight,
dribbles melted ice


We laughed together
when our only baby son
spoke his first Crow words
Haiku # 33920, January 3, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
3 Crow Indian Stabs at Haiku

1

A soft, white snowflake
landed on my outstretched palm,
then quickly melted.

2

A rainbow hovered,
below the darkened Big Horns
when it quit raining.

3

Outside my sweat lodge,
fire enters rocks brought from
a distant mountain
Haiku # 33919, January 3, 2006 10:03 pm ET
by Dale Kindness of Crow Agency, MT
Gray day at the beach
Wind swept sand amid empty trees-
That child is all smiles.
Haiku # 33918, January 3, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Ken
Damn that's hot, Sydney
One hundred-twelve Farenheit*
Heat stroke ain't no joke

*Rounded upward, naturally
Haiku # 33917, January 2, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by Lush
December is gone
January has come to shore-
No robbins in sight.
Haiku # 33916, January 2, 2006 7:33 pm ET
by Ken
Annue' Nouveau
Think I'll study French this year
Just made that shit up
Haiku # 33915, January 2, 2006 6:00 pm ET
by Lush
The powdered goodies
Spending money underground
Fun and dangerous.
Haiku # 33914, January 2, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Phencyclidine dreams
Smoking the dust of angels
Then ... police restraints
Haiku # 33913, January 2, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Lush
Yellow is the box
Lying empty on the floor-
Red ribbon about.
Haiku # 33912, January 1, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by Ken
forty-four point two
it's our new year's day record
just how hot is that ?
Haiku # 33911, January 1, 2006 5:51 am ET
by ash
The four words I long
to hear, although he's gone now:
"Fetch, my oboe, son."
Haiku # 33910, December 31, 2005 11:03 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Eight Six Seven Five
Three O Ni-eee-ine (repeat)
That's Jenny's number
Haiku # 33909, December 31, 2005 8:29 pm ET
by Lush
A vow to bludgeon
All advancing curmudgeon
Pardon my dudgeon
Haiku # 33908, December 31, 2005 8:28 pm ET
by Lush
forty three degrees
the christmas tree is wilting
summer down under
Haiku # 33907, December 31, 2005 6:14 pm ET
by ash
A happy new year?
Hope its better than the last
Each year just gets worse
*
Each year I just hope
Please let it change for the best
I can
Haiku # 33906, December 31, 2005 12:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Small gusts of light snow
False angels float on the winds
Idly drifting
Haiku # 33905, December 31, 2005 12:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow falls upon branch
Pleasant walk through the forrest
Living off the grid
Haiku # 33904, December 31, 2005 10:50 am ET
by Janis
Welcome Welsh poet.
Echo on. Show us again
He who seeks rest finds boredom.
Haiku # 33903, December 30, 2005 12:52 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Grotesque reverie
Reverant grotesquerie
No solace, I flee
Haiku # 33902, December 29, 2005 11:09 pm ET
by Lush
Call the mortician
My blood alcohol content
Approaching fatal
Haiku # 33901, December 29, 2005 6:43 pm ET
by Lush
Perpetual frauds:
Laissez-faire economy
And the virgin birth
Haiku # 33900, December 29, 2005 6:41 pm ET
by Lush
my awesome future
good-bye two thousand and
five
hello the next day
Haiku # 33899, December 29, 2005 5:51 am ET
by ash
Your new year comes soon
My Julian Calender
Doth beg to differ
Haiku # 33898, December 28, 2005 6:52 pm ET
by Lush
The sea rushes in,
rises, takes a bite and chokes
on his syllable.
Haiku # 33897, December 28, 2005 5:29 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Good-bye holidays
Eleven months of freedom
Damn I hate egg nog
Haiku # 33896, December 28, 2005 4:51 pm ET
by Stephan of Tempe, AZ
he who cuts himself
while shaving without lather
is a bloody fool
Haiku # 33895, December 28, 2005 4:34 pm ET
by -danny- of Rutgers
The echo returns.
"Here I am, you sent for me",
returns the echo.
Haiku # 33894, December 28, 2005 10:29 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
It
Haiku # 33893, December 28, 2005 9:27 am ET
by Miserable old sod
Bats in a church yard
sing of blindness to the night.
Who knows our vision?
Haiku # 33892, December 27, 2005 11:11 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
viagra for surf
just something to make it swell
and we'll get all wet
Haiku # 33891, December 27, 2005 10:45 pm ET
by ash
A timeless oak gazes
calmly from its being as
the World grows younger.
Haiku # 33890, December 27, 2005 3:18 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
What a gay Christmas!
a belly full of turkey,
bowel filled with seed.
Haiku # 33889, December 26, 2005 2:22 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
the christmass season
a time of love and tollerance
brings out hidden hate
Haiku # 33888, December 26, 2005 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this internet website
it rules a lot of ass
spank my bottom
Haiku # 33887, December 26, 2005 1:21 am ET
by a.y.b. of CA
Want to know only thing that God laughs at?
Mankind, and thier plans for the futer
Haiku # 33886, December 24, 2005 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there's a bit of pig
bread and salads and then
icecreams made by mum
Haiku # 33885, December 24, 2005 9:39 am ET
by mellie
a bucket of prawns
and a few dozen oysters
no turkey in sight
Haiku # 33884, December 24, 2005 9:37 am ET
by mellie
stanta is a whore
his pimps are department stores
happy xmas all
Haiku # 33883, December 24, 2005 9:35 am ET
by mellie
i have to wonder
what does god get for christmas ?
anything he wants
Haiku # 33882, December 24, 2005 2:15 am ET
by ash
it's fucking hot here
and then there's bloody santa
make it go away
Haiku # 33881, December 23, 2005 10:45 pm ET
by ash
it's that time again
peace on earth, goodwill to men
i'd like to see that
Haiku # 33880, December 23, 2005 7:33 pm ET
by ash
The holiday I
celebrate? TOYOTATHON.
O Camry be praised!
Haiku # 33879, December 23, 2005 11:27 am ET
by Chowderhead
What would Jesus eat
on X-mas? Carved ham? No. He
don't dig on the swine.
Haiku # 33878, December 23, 2005 7:44 am ET
by Chowderhead
i love my beret
and i'm not in the army
though i have some gaul
Haiku # 33877, December 23, 2005 1:03 am ET
by ash
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