Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

It
Haiku # 33893, December 28, 2005 9:27 am ET
by Miserable old sod
Bats in a church yard
sing of blindness to the night.
Who knows our vision?
Haiku # 33892, December 27, 2005 11:11 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
viagra for surf
just something to make it swell
and we'll get all wet
Haiku # 33891, December 27, 2005 10:45 pm ET
by ash
A timeless oak gazes
calmly from its being as
the World grows younger.
Haiku # 33890, December 27, 2005 3:18 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
What a gay Christmas!
a belly full of turkey,
bowel filled with seed.
Haiku # 33889, December 26, 2005 2:22 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
the christmass season
a time of love and tollerance
brings out hidden hate
Haiku # 33888, December 26, 2005 1:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this internet website
it rules a lot of ass
spank my bottom
Haiku # 33887, December 26, 2005 1:21 am ET
by a.y.b. of CA
Want to know only thing that God laughs at?
Mankind, and thier plans for the futer
Haiku # 33886, December 24, 2005 11:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there's a bit of pig
bread and salads and then
icecreams made by mum
Haiku # 33885, December 24, 2005 9:39 am ET
by mellie
a bucket of prawns
and a few dozen oysters
no turkey in sight
Haiku # 33884, December 24, 2005 9:37 am ET
by mellie
stanta is a whore
his pimps are department stores
happy xmas all
Haiku # 33883, December 24, 2005 9:35 am ET
by mellie
i have to wonder
what does god get for christmas ?
anything he wants
Haiku # 33882, December 24, 2005 2:15 am ET
by ash
it's fucking hot here
and then there's bloody santa
make it go away
Haiku # 33881, December 23, 2005 10:45 pm ET
by ash
it's that time again
peace on earth, goodwill to men
i'd like to see that
Haiku # 33880, December 23, 2005 7:33 pm ET
by ash
The holiday I
celebrate? TOYOTATHON.
O Camry be praised!
Haiku # 33879, December 23, 2005 11:27 am ET
by Chowderhead
What would Jesus eat
on X-mas? Carved ham? No. He
don't dig on the swine.
Haiku # 33878, December 23, 2005 7:44 am ET
by Chowderhead
i love my beret
and i'm not in the army
though i have some gaul
Haiku # 33877, December 23, 2005 1:03 am ET
by ash
A deal between friends
Know that I would do the same
for you if needed.

If I'm wearing a
beret and I haven't joined
the army, shoot me.
Haiku # 33876, December 22, 2005 11:46 pm ET
by Chowderhead
always remember
you are a huggable man.
what she wrote to me
Haiku # 33875, December 22, 2005 2:58 pm ET
by mister sir junior richolaissimola bodoramasan of NC
Switch to remote work
Trading worries for worries
Emotional wash
Haiku # 33874, December 22, 2005 1:40 pm ET
by mister sir junior richolaissimola bodoramasan of northern california
jon frum, santa claus
i got mine and you got yours
manna from heaven
Haiku # 33873, December 22, 2005 8:07 am ET
by ash
If knowledge gives you
Small tools, I
Haiku # 33872, December 22, 2005 7:35 am ET
by Larger than life
it's disappointing
the best quantum mechanics
have very small tools
Haiku # 33871, December 22, 2005 7:10 am ET
by ash
Learning 'bout quanta
Lessons of the smallest type
Seem to mean the most
Haiku # 33870, December 22, 2005 2:14 am ET
by Janis
Its not to get made
The point of entirety
Its nothing at all
Haiku # 33869, December 22, 2005 2:13 am ET
by Janis
Curse of the season
The biting wind turns against
All humanity.
Haiku # 33868, December 22, 2005 2:11 am ET
by Janis of Pretentiousville
Jolly man in red
With black patent leather boots
Sounds kinda gay, yes?
Haiku # 33867, December 21, 2005 3:52 pm ET
by Lush
Dear Janis, I wish
You have a lovely Christmas
And all of you too
Haiku # 33866, December 21, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 33865, December 21, 2005 11:19 am ET
by They stand in the way of better people (not me)
Some sence of duty
Some to do good for others
Some ego driven
Haiku # 33864, December 21, 2005 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Reached the dizzy heights
Ex mayor of this town old town
His small minds content
Haiku # 33863, December 21, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Save us from mediocrity
Just bumped into him
He excited, just published
His book on himself
Haiku # 33862, December 21, 2005 11:08 am ET
by Egotism at its worst
Just had a coffee
Market Square packed with shoppers
All smiling this year
Haiku # 33861, December 21, 2005 11:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Strange name to call it
But I just lifted it up
Two wet luscious lips
Haiku # 33860, December 21, 2005 9:14 am ET
by Double entendre
Where were you thinking?
Really kissed them long and hard
Beneath mistletoe
Haiku # 33859, December 21, 2005 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Please, please tell Santa
I tried to be good, really!
Kissed a few girls though
Haiku # 33858, December 21, 2005 9:01 am ET
by Not saying where though
Just posing questions
Truth sometimes lost in judgement
Perhaps we
Haiku # 33857, December 21, 2005 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Lacking stimulus
Do we need a nemesis?
A reason to fight?
Haiku # 33856, December 21, 2005 8:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Judgement on us all
Kicked self expression button
Stimulated minds
Haiku # 33855, December 21, 2005 8:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Miss him like an itch?
Thief. Abrasive mockery
Hedonists waffle
Haiku # 33854, December 21, 2005 8:34 am ET
by Who was he?
Delicate coloured
Flowers whisper under snow
Summer, we miss you
Haiku # 33853, December 21, 2005 8:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Her cherry red lips
Her sweet breathe, soft warm body
Crept into bed late
*
Why didn
Haiku # 33852, December 21, 2005 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Salsa Christmas Do
Later, down to local pub
Locals were friendly
*
Caused a sensation
All dressed up Tux and black tie
Got locals dancing
*
Sang Karaoke
This ONE life is for living
Go out, have some fun
Haiku # 33851, December 21, 2005 6:39 am ET
by Don
avoiding conflict
that's not really me at all
yet who is these days
Haiku # 33850, December 21, 2005 6:33 am ET
by ash
sometimes when we touch
and the honesty's too much
i tend to fake it
Haiku # 33849, December 21, 2005 6:24 am ET
by ash
when anybody asks
one needs a ready answer
i'll get back to you
Haiku # 33848, December 21, 2005 6:05 am ET
by ash
Styles of Salsa dance
New York, Cuban, Columbian
Improvisation
Haiku # 33847, December 20, 2005 8:10 am ET
by Dancing fool
Who needs town planners?
They have the height in bad taste
And they don
Haiku # 33846, December 20, 2005 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
one day at a time
we are older than ever
counting while we can
Haiku # 33845, December 20, 2005 5:40 am ET
by ash
I will not be old!
Some just say I
Haiku # 33844, December 20, 2005 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
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