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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Curse of the season
The biting wind turns against
All humanity.
Haiku # 33868, December 22, 2005 2:11 am ET
by Janis of Pretentiousville
Jolly man in red
With black patent leather boots
Sounds kinda gay, yes?
Haiku # 33867, December 21, 2005 3:52 pm ET
by Lush
Dear Janis, I wish
You have a lovely Christmas
And all of you too
Haiku # 33866, December 21, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 33865, December 21, 2005 11:19 am ET
by They stand in the way of better people (not me)
Some sence of duty
Some to do good for others
Some ego driven
Haiku # 33864, December 21, 2005 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Reached the dizzy heights
Ex mayor of this town old town
His small minds content
Haiku # 33863, December 21, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Save us from mediocrity
Just bumped into him
He excited, just published
His book on himself
Haiku # 33862, December 21, 2005 11:08 am ET
by Egotism at its worst
Just had a coffee
Market Square packed with shoppers
All smiling this year
Haiku # 33861, December 21, 2005 11:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Strange name to call it
But I just lifted it up
Two wet luscious lips
Haiku # 33860, December 21, 2005 9:14 am ET
by Double entendre
Where were you thinking?
Really kissed them long and hard
Beneath mistletoe
Haiku # 33859, December 21, 2005 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Please, please tell Santa
I tried to be good, really!
Kissed a few girls though
Haiku # 33858, December 21, 2005 9:01 am ET
by Not saying where though
Just posing questions
Truth sometimes lost in judgement
Perhaps we
Haiku # 33857, December 21, 2005 8:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Lacking stimulus
Do we need a nemesis?
A reason to fight?
Haiku # 33856, December 21, 2005 8:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Judgement on us all
Kicked self expression button
Stimulated minds
Haiku # 33855, December 21, 2005 8:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Miss him like an itch?
Thief. Abrasive mockery
Hedonists waffle
Haiku # 33854, December 21, 2005 8:34 am ET
by Who was he?
Delicate coloured
Flowers whisper under snow
Summer, we miss you
Haiku # 33853, December 21, 2005 8:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Her cherry red lips
Her sweet breathe, soft warm body
Crept into bed late
*
Why didn
Haiku # 33852, December 21, 2005 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Salsa Christmas Do
Later, down to local pub
Locals were friendly
*
Caused a sensation
All dressed up Tux and black tie
Got locals dancing
*
Sang Karaoke
This ONE life is for living
Go out, have some fun
Haiku # 33851, December 21, 2005 6:39 am ET
by Don
avoiding conflict
that's not really me at all
yet who is these days
Haiku # 33850, December 21, 2005 6:33 am ET
by ash
sometimes when we touch
and the honesty's too much
i tend to fake it
Haiku # 33849, December 21, 2005 6:24 am ET
by ash
when anybody asks
one needs a ready answer
i'll get back to you
Haiku # 33848, December 21, 2005 6:05 am ET
by ash
Styles of Salsa dance
New York, Cuban, Columbian
Improvisation
Haiku # 33847, December 20, 2005 8:10 am ET
by Dancing fool
Who needs town planners?
They have the height in bad taste
And they don
Haiku # 33846, December 20, 2005 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
one day at a time
we are older than ever
counting while we can
Haiku # 33845, December 20, 2005 5:40 am ET
by ash
I will not be old!
Some just say I
Haiku # 33844, December 20, 2005 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Do not go on so
Old age is all in the mind
And bones and muscles
Haiku # 33843, December 20, 2005 5:18 am ET
by The back the knee etc etc
that's what I feel too
maybe I was born lazy
now I've just got old
Haiku # 33842, December 20, 2005 1:50 am ET
by mellie
i am old and tired
or perhaps i'm just lazy
feels the same to me
Haiku # 33841, December 19, 2005 10:30 pm ET
by ash
On radiohead,
my ears bleed - this is self harm
and it feels so good.
Haiku # 33840, December 19, 2005 8:24 pm ET
by dave pryde of harlow uk
Cold haunts the nighttime
Old Jack Frost kisses the ground
Midnight runs to ice
Haiku # 33839, December 19, 2005 12:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Winter talks to spring
Dead Leaves loosen in the wind
Wave their last farewell
Haiku # 33838, December 19, 2005 12:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Loudly imploring
Neighbours house broken into
I wake to banging
*
Friends in trouble
She
Haiku # 33837, December 19, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ask for me by name
i come well recommended
by someone who knows
Haiku # 33836, December 19, 2005 6:17 am ET
by ash
Was going to write
But I thought oh what the hell
Life
Haiku # 33835, December 19, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
your words of wisdom
paint my very existence
i am not worthy
Haiku # 33834, December 19, 2005 6:07 am ET
by ash
no, i'm just kidding
you'd know that already though
omniscient one
Haiku # 33833, December 19, 2005 6:05 am ET
by ash
i am repentent
zabadooey is a god
i suck his toe jam
Haiku # 33832, December 19, 2005 6:02 am ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33831, December 18, 2005 10:33 pm ET
by NULL
Liquid leaves splash breasts.
Pears walk but eagerness runs.
Hands melt full sad clouds.
Haiku # 33830, December 18, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by NULL
A misty mouth waits.
Twisting hatred moves the girls.
A liquid frog melts.
Haiku # 33829, December 18, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by NULL
An apple flutters.
A hard, greenly burned child talks.
The fortresses melt.
Haiku # 33828, December 18, 2005 10:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Arrows sprout lovers.
Roughly ugly judges walk.
The women loiter.
Haiku # 33827, December 18, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A city splashes.
Summer splashes or snow works.
A turning stone wakes.
Haiku # 33826, December 18, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by NULL of NULL
Stars clash yet fish clash.
The prayers redly wake joy.
Ignorant lakes fall.
Haiku # 33825, December 18, 2005 10:19 pm ET
by NULL
evil, evil eye
under the floor. glaring up
pass the mesculin
Haiku # 33824, December 18, 2005 9:30 pm ET
by Ukiah of Earth
just curious? How?
and why? are figs and newtons possibly a pair
Haiku # 33823, December 18, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by utiah
softly and sincerely
i mumble into my beer
disinhibited
Haiku # 33822, December 18, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by ash
Had this bad blind date.
Think 'anacephalia'
It's a no-brainer
Haiku # 33821, December 18, 2005 11:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Let's talk about stuff.
How about aphasia?
..........Okay then, let's not
Haiku # 33820, December 18, 2005 11:42 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All's well that Grand Mal's
Hail Seizure! Ash reposts.
Go big or go home.
Haiku # 33819, December 18, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
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