Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

All's well that Grand Mal's
Hail Seizure! Ash reposts.
Go big or go home.
Haiku # 33819, December 18, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
it's my petit mal
i've been absent for a while
how fitting is that ?
Haiku # 33818, December 18, 2005 4:12 am ET
by ash
I think I love you
but what am I so afraid
of? Purple nerple.
Haiku # 33817, December 18, 2005 1:48 am ET
by Chowderhead
Lost my dohicky.
Thought I put it next to the
whatchamacallit.
Haiku # 33816, December 18, 2005 1:46 am ET
by Chowderhead
Thank you, President
Bush. Civil rights? Who needs 'em?
Whack those terrorists!
Haiku # 33815, December 18, 2005 1:44 am ET
by Chowderhead
Fetch the pole from the
crawlspace. Train for Feats of Strength.
Festivus is near.
Haiku # 33814, December 18, 2005 1:31 am ET
by Chowderhead
James says, "Ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag."
What else can be said?
Haiku # 33813, December 18, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Chowderhead
That horrid vacuum
In void ineluctable
Mine nihilism
Haiku # 33812, December 18, 2005 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh it's so much fun
Trying to put the sense back
into censorship
Haiku # 33811, December 18, 2005 12:59 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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Haiku # 33810, December 18, 2005 12:55 am ET
by Janis
The sheep turn full truth.
Walked burning blossom splashes.
Midday startles fear.
Haiku # 33809, December 18, 2005 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey sets rain.
Small oxen hate a jungle.
Profiles turn white ice.
Haiku # 33808, December 18, 2005 12:00 am ET
by NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33807, December 17, 2005 11:59 pm ET
by NULL of NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33806, December 17, 2005 11:57 pm ET
by NULL
Roses are red vio-
lets are blue haiku is stu-
pid and so are you
Haiku # 33805, December 17, 2005 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Salacious dreamscape
Seven hours of Sodom
Beats commercial porn
Haiku # 33804, December 17, 2005 2:49 pm ET
by Lush
Santa is feeling
A tad under the weather
No rampage for me
Haiku # 33803, December 17, 2005 1:51 pm ET
by Santa of Toronto
A sober first kiss
Meaningful and romantic
I will remember
Haiku # 33802, December 16, 2005 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plight of the city
Changes in the scenery
Often horrible
Haiku # 33801, December 16, 2005 12:31 pm ET
by Janis
Spoke to my Lawyer
Good news they can
Haiku # 33800, December 16, 2005 8:45 am ET
by Can breath again
Claustrophobic terms
Imprisonment from the past
When will I be free?
Haiku # 33799, December 16, 2005 6:30 am ET
by Learn to let go
It
Haiku # 33798, December 16, 2005 6:26 am ET
by 2 steps forward 1 back
Timpany to earth
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven
Haiku # 33797, December 16, 2005 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
My choice to end it
Can
Haiku # 33796, December 16, 2005 6:09 am ET
by My last lover
B-4 and B-5
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.
Haiku # 33795, December 16, 2005 12:50 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
memento mori
is definition haiku?
reminder of death
Haiku # 33794, December 15, 2005 8:50 pm ET
by Lush
Morning coffee cup
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife
Haiku # 33793, December 15, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33792, December 15, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33791, December 15, 2005 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wave waves
Haiku # 33790, December 15, 2005 12:49 pm ET
by ash
What
Haiku # 33789, December 15, 2005 11:07 am ET
by Only comes once a year
Almost overhead
Brightest moon for twenty years
Old midnight dances
Haiku # 33788, December 15, 2005 10:55 am ET
by William Nippress
What
Haiku # 33787, December 15, 2005 10:43 am ET
by Wow that
Gonads were so large
Took steroids to reduce them
Now he has bacne
Haiku # 33786, December 14, 2005 6:03 pm ET
by Lush
His testicle sweat
In a receptacle kept
Season's new fragrance
Haiku # 33785, December 14, 2005 6:02 pm ET
by Lush
Sweet Betty LeBomb
I was the one touched by you
I almost cried then
Haiku # 33784, December 14, 2005 8:33 am ET
by mellie
It is o so true
The archives of Chowderhead
Reveal some gems
Haiku # 33783, December 13, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Day
Haiku # 33782, December 13, 2005 5:40 am ET
by Feeling a bit low
Shortly, the day calls
As I restle my problems
Happiness leaves me
Haiku # 33781, December 13, 2005 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
I walk before dawn
A soft, walking surface calls
Meandering thoughts
Haiku # 33780, December 13, 2005 5:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Slept alone last night
Night turns delicate morning
Night without kisses
Haiku # 33779, December 13, 2005 5:18 am ET
by Dirty old man
Happiness trembles
Smoothly gorgeous pleasure probes
Passion eats a night
Haiku # 33778, December 13, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Our tongues shared embrace
Speaking Loves wet languages
Frantic bellies sweat
Haiku # 33777, December 13, 2005 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
A leg undresses
Joy knows who the sweet man is
Pleasure filled kisses
Haiku # 33776, December 13, 2005 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Reliving glories
of past haiku with search tool.
Damn, I was clever.
Haiku # 33775, December 13, 2005 12:01 am ET
by Chowderhead
Frivolous bombast
A grandiloquent dumbass
With spite doth trespass
Haiku # 33774, December 12, 2005 7:25 pm ET
by Lush
i remember when
a secret poem said so much
you are not alone
Haiku # 33773, December 12, 2005 2:11 pm ET
by calafate of austin
The rules of haiku...
Five, seven, five. Not too tough!
Get it right, assholes.
Haiku # 33772, December 12, 2005 12:59 pm ET
by Steve of Cleveland, OH
Oh no! What to do!
My business address public
Does not concern me
Haiku # 33771, December 12, 2005 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
While stupidity flutters
33766 not mine
Awestruck peasant gapes
Haiku # 33770, December 12, 2005 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
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