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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Timpany to earth
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven
Haiku # 33797 December 16, 2005 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
My choice to end it
Can
Haiku # 33796 December 16, 2005 6:09 am ET
by My last lover
B-4 and B-5
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.
Haiku # 33795 December 16, 2005 12:50 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
memento mori
is definition haiku?
reminder of death
Haiku # 33794 December 15, 2005 8:50 pm ET
by Lush
Morning coffee cup
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife
Haiku # 33793 December 15, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33792 December 15, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33791 December 15, 2005 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wave waves
Haiku # 33790 December 15, 2005 12:49 pm ET
by ash
What
Haiku # 33789 December 15, 2005 11:07 am ET
by Only comes once a year
Almost overhead
Brightest moon for twenty years
Old midnight dances
Haiku # 33788 December 15, 2005 10:55 am ET
by William Nippress
What
Haiku # 33787 December 15, 2005 10:43 am ET
by Wow that
Gonads were so large
Took steroids to reduce them
Now he has bacne
Haiku # 33786 December 14, 2005 6:03 pm ET
by Lush
His testicle sweat
In a receptacle kept
Season's new fragrance
Haiku # 33785 December 14, 2005 6:02 pm ET
by Lush
Sweet Betty LeBomb
I was the one touched by you
I almost cried then
Haiku # 33784 December 14, 2005 8:33 am ET
by mellie
It is o so true
The archives of Chowderhead
Reveal some gems
Haiku # 33783 December 13, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Day
Haiku # 33782 December 13, 2005 5:40 am ET
by Feeling a bit low
Shortly, the day calls
As I restle my problems
Happiness leaves me
Haiku # 33781 December 13, 2005 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
I walk before dawn
A soft, walking surface calls
Meandering thoughts
Haiku # 33780 December 13, 2005 5:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Slept alone last night
Night turns delicate morning
Night without kisses
Haiku # 33779 December 13, 2005 5:18 am ET
by Dirty old man
Happiness trembles
Smoothly gorgeous pleasure probes
Passion eats a night
Haiku # 33778 December 13, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Our tongues shared embrace
Speaking Loves wet languages
Frantic bellies sweat
Haiku # 33777 December 13, 2005 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
A leg undresses
Joy knows who the sweet man is
Pleasure filled kisses
Haiku # 33776 December 13, 2005 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Reliving glories
of past haiku with search tool.
Damn, I was clever.
Haiku # 33775 December 13, 2005 12:01 am ET
by Chowderhead
Frivolous bombast
A grandiloquent dumbass
With spite doth trespass
Haiku # 33774 December 12, 2005 7:25 pm ET
by Lush
i remember when
a secret poem said so much
you are not alone
Haiku # 33773 December 12, 2005 2:11 pm ET
by calafate of austin
The rules of haiku...
Five, seven, five. Not too tough!
Get it right, assholes.
Haiku # 33772 December 12, 2005 12:59 pm ET
by Steve of Cleveland, OH
Oh no! What to do!
My business address public
Does not concern me
Haiku # 33771 December 12, 2005 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
While stupidity flutters
33766 not mine
Awestruck peasant gapes
Haiku # 33770 December 12, 2005 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
A judge breaks small words
Your lazyness stops stanzas
Whispers hide faces
Haiku # 33769 December 12, 2005 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Hey you, name stealer
Are you frightened little man
Can
Haiku # 33768 December 12, 2005 8:15 am ET
by LIAR PIMPLES WINS
I
Haiku # 33767 December 12, 2005 8:10 am ET
by Guess who
Cold streets, beer gut,
ugly ho's, Tough homo's
ahead of me

Take the dog for walk

Haiku # 33766 December 12, 2005 8:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Cold streets, ugly rain
Tough tarmac ahead of me
Take the dog for walk
Haiku # 33765 December 12, 2005 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 33764 December 12, 2005 7:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I have some problems
Sometimes the old grey matter
It just will not work
Haiku # 33763 December 12, 2005 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Cold lurks in the woods
The wind plays beside the stream
Seagull swirls, screaming
Haiku # 33762 December 12, 2005 7:03 am ET
by Thats better still
Seagull swirls, screaming
The wind plays beside the stream
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33761 December 12, 2005 7:00 am ET
by Thats better
Seagull swirls, screaming
The winds plays beside the streams
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33760 December 12, 2005 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Hopes disappointed
Look up lotery results
My body loiters
Haiku # 33759 December 12, 2005 6:55 am ET
by try again next week
Nothing leaves nothing
All holes leave holes and holes leave
But Holes leave nothing
Haiku # 33758 December 12, 2005 6:50 am ET
by So what am I left with?
Last thing Mechanicalized
Organic machinery
Gia
Haiku # 33757 December 12, 2005 6:41 am ET
by Willioam Nippress
An orgasm throbs
Agony spurts on wet breasts
It
Haiku # 33756 December 12, 2005 6:37 am ET
by Who am I to deny her?
Kiss urges warm moans
Tight lovers spread the embrace
Faces full of love
Haiku # 33755 December 12, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Love wakes throughout night
Naked arm across my chest
Sleep loves an embrace
Haiku # 33753 December 12, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Bemoan, aching limbs
Lift up that box, hump that bag
Helped the girlfriend move
Haiku # 33752 December 12, 2005 5:42 am ET
by Dirty old man
Indecisiveness
Coupled with sleep and haiku
Could halt wars. And love.
Haiku # 33751 December 12, 2005 12:28 am ET
by annonymous and confused
who let the dogs out ?
seems we need a new catcher
and then the blue dream
Haiku # 33750 December 11, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 33749 December 11, 2005 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33748 December 11, 2005 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33747 December 11, 2005 11:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet