Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Winter talks to spring
Dead Leaves loosen in the wind
Wave their last farewell
Haiku # 33838, December 19, 2005 12:00 pm ET
by William Nippress
Loudly imploring
Neighbours house broken into
I wake to banging
*
Friends in trouble
She
Haiku # 33837, December 19, 2005 11:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ask for me by name
i come well recommended
by someone who knows
Haiku # 33836, December 19, 2005 6:17 am ET
by ash
Was going to write
But I thought oh what the hell
Life
Haiku # 33835, December 19, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
your words of wisdom
paint my very existence
i am not worthy
Haiku # 33834, December 19, 2005 6:07 am ET
by ash
no, i'm just kidding
you'd know that already though
omniscient one
Haiku # 33833, December 19, 2005 6:05 am ET
by ash
i am repentent
zabadooey is a god
i suck his toe jam
Haiku # 33832, December 19, 2005 6:02 am ET
by ash
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33831, December 18, 2005 10:33 pm ET
by NULL
Liquid leaves splash breasts.
Pears walk but eagerness runs.
Hands melt full sad clouds.
Haiku # 33830, December 18, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by NULL
A misty mouth waits.
Twisting hatred moves the girls.
A liquid frog melts.
Haiku # 33829, December 18, 2005 10:27 pm ET
by NULL
An apple flutters.
A hard, greenly burned child talks.
The fortresses melt.
Haiku # 33828, December 18, 2005 10:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Arrows sprout lovers.
Roughly ugly judges walk.
The women loiter.
Haiku # 33827, December 18, 2005 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A city splashes.
Summer splashes or snow works.
A turning stone wakes.
Haiku # 33826, December 18, 2005 10:21 pm ET
by NULL of NULL
Stars clash yet fish clash.
The prayers redly wake joy.
Ignorant lakes fall.
Haiku # 33825, December 18, 2005 10:19 pm ET
by NULL
evil, evil eye
under the floor. glaring up
pass the mesculin
Haiku # 33824, December 18, 2005 9:30 pm ET
by Ukiah of Earth
just curious? How?
and why? are figs and newtons possibly a pair
Haiku # 33823, December 18, 2005 9:25 pm ET
by utiah
softly and sincerely
i mumble into my beer
disinhibited
Haiku # 33822, December 18, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by ash
Had this bad blind date.
Think 'anacephalia'
It's a no-brainer
Haiku # 33821, December 18, 2005 11:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Let's talk about stuff.
How about aphasia?
..........Okay then, let's not
Haiku # 33820, December 18, 2005 11:42 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All's well that Grand Mal's
Hail Seizure! Ash reposts.
Go big or go home.
Haiku # 33819, December 18, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
it's my petit mal
i've been absent for a while
how fitting is that ?
Haiku # 33818, December 18, 2005 4:12 am ET
by ash
I think I love you
but what am I so afraid
of? Purple nerple.
Haiku # 33817, December 18, 2005 1:48 am ET
by Chowderhead
Lost my dohicky.
Thought I put it next to the
whatchamacallit.
Haiku # 33816, December 18, 2005 1:46 am ET
by Chowderhead
Thank you, President
Bush. Civil rights? Who needs 'em?
Whack those terrorists!
Haiku # 33815, December 18, 2005 1:44 am ET
by Chowderhead
Fetch the pole from the
crawlspace. Train for Feats of Strength.
Festivus is near.
Haiku # 33814, December 18, 2005 1:31 am ET
by Chowderhead
James says, "Ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag."
What else can be said?
Haiku # 33813, December 18, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Chowderhead
That horrid vacuum
In void ineluctable
Mine nihilism
Haiku # 33812, December 18, 2005 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh it's so much fun
Trying to put the sense back
into censorship
Haiku # 33811, December 18, 2005 12:59 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
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Haiku # 33810, December 18, 2005 12:55 am ET
by Janis
The sheep turn full truth.
Walked burning blossom splashes.
Midday startles fear.
Haiku # 33809, December 18, 2005 12:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A journey sets rain.
Small oxen hate a jungle.
Profiles turn white ice.
Haiku # 33808, December 18, 2005 12:00 am ET
by NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33807, December 17, 2005 11:59 pm ET
by NULL of NULL
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 33806, December 17, 2005 11:57 pm ET
by NULL
Roses are red vio-
lets are blue haiku is stu-
pid and so are you
Haiku # 33805, December 17, 2005 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Salacious dreamscape
Seven hours of Sodom
Beats commercial porn
Haiku # 33804, December 17, 2005 2:49 pm ET
by Lush
Santa is feeling
A tad under the weather
No rampage for me
Haiku # 33803, December 17, 2005 1:51 pm ET
by Santa of Toronto
A sober first kiss
Meaningful and romantic
I will remember
Haiku # 33802, December 16, 2005 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plight of the city
Changes in the scenery
Often horrible
Haiku # 33801, December 16, 2005 12:31 pm ET
by Janis
Spoke to my Lawyer
Good news they can
Haiku # 33800, December 16, 2005 8:45 am ET
by Can breath again
Claustrophobic terms
Imprisonment from the past
When will I be free?
Haiku # 33799, December 16, 2005 6:30 am ET
by Learn to let go
It
Haiku # 33798, December 16, 2005 6:26 am ET
by 2 steps forward 1 back
Timpany to earth
Soft droplets of rain singing
Music from heaven
Haiku # 33797, December 16, 2005 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
My choice to end it
Can
Haiku # 33796, December 16, 2005 6:09 am ET
by My last lover
B-4 and B-5
Dang you sunk my battleship
Always lost the pegs.
Haiku # 33795, December 16, 2005 12:50 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
memento mori
is definition haiku?
reminder of death
Haiku # 33794, December 15, 2005 8:50 pm ET
by Lush
Morning coffee cup
Was once full now is empty -
Cuts like a brown knife
Haiku # 33793, December 15, 2005 5:14 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33792, December 15, 2005 5:12 pm ET
by Brad B of Vancouver
Buy me a beer please.
Pay you back when I get cash,
From the bank machine.
Haiku # 33791, December 15, 2005 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wave waves
Haiku # 33790, December 15, 2005 12:49 pm ET
by ash
What
Haiku # 33789, December 15, 2005 11:07 am ET
by Only comes once a year
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