viagra for surf
just something to make it swell
and we'll get all wet
by ash
A timeless oak gazes
calmly from its being as
the World grows younger.
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
What a gay Christmas!
a belly full of turkey,
bowel filled with seed.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
the christmass season
a time of love and tollerance
brings out hidden hate
by Anonymous Poet
this internet website
it rules a lot of ass
spank my bottom
by a.y.b. of CA
Want to know only thing that God laughs at?
Mankind, and thier plans for the futer
by Anonymous Poet
there's a bit of pig
bread and salads and then
icecreams made by mum
by mellie
a bucket of prawns
and a few dozen oysters
no turkey in sight
by mellie
stanta is a whore
his pimps are department stores
happy xmas all
by mellie
i have to wonder
what does god get for christmas ?
anything he wants
by ash
it's fucking hot here
and then there's bloody santa
make it go away
by ash
it's that time again
peace on earth, goodwill to men
i'd like to see that
by ash
The holiday I
celebrate? TOYOTATHON.
O Camry be praised!
by Chowderhead
What would Jesus eat
on X-mas? Carved ham? No. He
don't dig on the swine.
by Chowderhead
i love my beret
and i'm not in the army
though i have some gaul
by ash
A deal between friends
Know that I would do the same
for you if needed.
If I'm wearing a
beret and I haven't joined
the army, shoot me.
by Chowderhead
always remember
you are a huggable man.
what she wrote to me
by mister sir junior richolaissimola bodoramasan of NC
Switch to remote work
Trading worries for worries
Emotional wash
by mister sir junior richolaissimola bodoramasan of northern california
jon frum, santa claus
i got mine and you got yours
manna from heaven
by ash
If knowledge gives you
Small tools, I
by Larger than life
it's disappointing
the best quantum mechanics
have very small tools
by ash
Learning 'bout quanta
Lessons of the smallest type
Seem to mean the most
by Janis
Its not to get made
The point of entirety
Its nothing at all
by Janis
Curse of the season
The biting wind turns against
All humanity.
by Janis of Pretentiousville
Jolly man in red
With black patent leather boots
Sounds kinda gay, yes?
by Lush
Dear Janis, I wish
You have a lovely Christmas
And all of you too
by William Nippress
I
by They stand in the way of better people (not me)
Some sence of duty
Some to do good for others
Some ego driven
by William Nippress
Reached the dizzy heights
Ex mayor of this town old town
His small minds content
by Save us from mediocrity
Just bumped into him
He excited, just published
His book on himself
by Egotism at its worst
Just had a coffee
Market Square packed with shoppers
All smiling this year
by William Nippress
Strange name to call it
But I just lifted it up
Two wet luscious lips
by Double entendre
Where were you thinking?
Really kissed them long and hard
Beneath mistletoe
by William Nippress
Please, please tell Santa
I tried to be good, really!
Kissed a few girls though
by Not saying where though
Just posing questions
Truth sometimes lost in judgement
Perhaps we
by William Nippress
Lacking stimulus
Do we need a nemesis?
A reason to fight?
by William Nippress
Judgement on us all
Kicked self expression button
Stimulated minds
by William Nippress
Miss him like an itch?
Thief. Abrasive mockery
Hedonists waffle
by Who was he?
Delicate coloured
Flowers whisper under snow
Summer, we miss you
by William Nippress
Her cherry red lips
Her sweet breathe, soft warm body
Crept into bed late
*
Why didn
by William Nippress
Salsa Christmas Do
Later, down to local pub
Locals were friendly
*
Caused a sensation
All dressed up Tux and black tie
Got locals dancing
*
Sang Karaoke
This ONE life is for living
Go out, have some fun
by Don
avoiding conflict
that's not really me at all
yet who is these days
by ash
sometimes when we touch
and the honesty's too much
i tend to fake it
by ash
when anybody asks
one needs a ready answer
i'll get back to you
by ash
Styles of Salsa dance
New York, Cuban, Columbian
Improvisation
by Dancing fool
Who needs town planners?
They have the height in bad taste
And they don
by William Nippress
one day at a time
we are older than ever
counting while we can
by ash
I will not be old!
Some just say I
by William Nippress
Do not go on so
Old age is all in the mind
And bones and muscles
by The back the knee etc etc
that's what I feel too
maybe I was born lazy
now I've just got old
by mellie
