Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes

Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty

A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind

I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!

poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku

all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that

who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation

I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche

Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.

Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch

The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix

I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy

Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity

Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku

Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now

Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court

Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can

Why rage against us
There

Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life

htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people

so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks

harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief

if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku

And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No

On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked

you know what they say
libert

Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst

They, think they

It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day

it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs

keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"

without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it

let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones

I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)

It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want

that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!

ASH HOLE!!

one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all

Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.

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half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

A little vote here:
Ban ZABADOOEY's IP?
Please respond in verse

It's certainly fun.
Anonymity lesson:
Learn that you are not.

Hooray for Janis!
Internet asses abound,
But limits do too.

Here's some more fun stuff:
Enter some of the IPs
Into this. Have Fun!

I guess it's just cause
I'm in a real fighting mood
Else I would ignore

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