the problem with wags
basic'ly is that which is
PSYCHOLOGICAL
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity,
cool wind in the air
warm air of colitas is
rising through the air
by Praning of Como esta tu TUPAC y ZBADOEY? Donded estas casas?
Not all of those haiku were mine
Although they told the same line
And as such I'm used
To being abused
Get back to Nippress' behind
by A Student of Ich habe deine Mutter mit mein Messer gestochen
feeling quite nasty
antacids would be tasty
makes sleeping hasty
by Anonymous Poet
a pathetic oaf
vainly tries to agitate
fuck you A Student
by sexually frustrated of A Student is a stinking with no pussy and tight jeans
HAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
tooting on his pipe
with smoke coming from nipp's poo
SF gets a high
by A Student of Taking a long and slow drag on my long tooter
the dogs in prairie
howling by the brown hewn fields
yipping and yarking
by A Student of With my rottweiler and his wiener
the moon a-shining
just like the sun in-morning
going haiku'ing
by A Student of of Bash Bash Basho
enraged and bested
sexually frustrated
bites the fucking dust
by A Student of He's really ticked off now. Take a dip fool drool stool.
fucking transvestite
goes by the name of SF
just like stinking pus
by A Student of It's a goddamn acne
There
by William Nippress
Counting the small change
I have decide to go mad
Buy myself some gum
by William Nippress
Lay in the long grass
Sounds of childhood rushing back
Crickets near my ear
by William Nippress
it's my bedtime now
so long, i've been far away
i'm back, see you soon
by oldnasty
Just read the Archives
Hollywood
by William Nippress
Rock on Brother Nip
Bad haiku is eternal
no one knows how much
by oldnasty
Happens to me lots
Must remember TROLLS live here
Best to ignore them
by William Nippress
Hollywood Bonfire
He knew how to spit a ku
fucking miss that guy
by oldnasty
an imposter eww!
be original you fuck!
use your own damn name!
by oldnasty
Same subject same style
Used to be original
He
by William Nippress
maybe I was harsh
ol' nippy has some good taste
haiuku's his canvas
by oldnasty
Hey Nipppress
Why don
by oldnasty
Mankind
by William Nippress
Oh hey, I forgot
This is Nipress' website
not just bad haiku
by oldnasty
When going nowhere
All the roads will lead you there
But find your way back?
by William Nippress
Chasing the fast wind
Runs almost out of my reach
My kite soaring high
by William Nippress
If they could do it
Politicians would tax air
For them, would be free
by William Nippress
Told one can live free
Theoretically though
I don
by William Nippress
Like to take my time
The small challenge of living
Just gets in the way
by William Nippress
31174, 31175, 31178, Not mine:
by William Nippress
going to england soon
gotta see willie nipp
and get married
by sexually frustrated
sUp WiT dAt?
ShOw SoMe
ReSpEkK
by tUpAc LiL bRoTha of CoMpTon
Tattoo from Fantasy Island is
GOD!
by Wiliam Nippress
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku #31171, by William Nippress
May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
NOW THATS GOOD HAIKU!!!
by William Nippress
I will fight you sir SF for the love
and honour of William (not mine)
Nippress
by onjaysun
not mine, not mine...Im telling
my mommy! not mine!!
by William Nippress of (change my nappy)
NOT MINE
by William Nippress
NOT MINE
by Anonymous Poet
no one gives a shit
if they're your haiku or not
it's all worthless tripe
by sexually frustrated
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
by William Nippress
i'm victorious
the center of attention
feed my vanity
by sexually frustrated
haven't i earned it
i've worked hard to piss you off
and what do i get
by sexually frustrated (half-assed ridicule)
regarding insults
make your ridicule sharper
i deserve that much
by sexually frustrated (haven't earned it, you make me feel unloved.)
i tolerate coons
when they behave properly
dance you monkey dance
by sexually frustrated
There once was a man called Nippress
Who thought he'd look good in a dress
All his worldly aims
For sexual games
His true love, SF, was impressed
by A Student of Yay!
matching tattoos and
married by Elvis, SF
and Will...Vegas Bound
by onjayson (and the sound of little haikus running around)
(As sung to SF) "You are my sun
shine, my only sunshing...you
make me haaaaapeeeeee when
skies are graaayyyyy...so please
don't take my SF awaaaayyyy!"
by William Nippress
flabba flooey zippy zanga wanga
azabooey zapii wizzo nada shooga
zaapa looey saagy diggo doo
by insane
"Nippress, meet the Nippress, he's
from a modern stone age familee!"
by William Nippress
