Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

blessed be my thoughts
for those who aren't capable
you can go watch friends
Haiku # 30705, May 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (be a good little lemming, and leave the thinking to the grownups)
it's all incomplete
godel's irrefutable
yet we ignore him
Haiku # 30704, May 20, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
curse syllable thoughts
bad internal monologue
thinking in haiku
Haiku # 30703, May 20, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoebox in the back of a closet
focus on yourself
helping others is futile
it's all you can do
Haiku # 30702, May 20, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (instead of trying to redecorate my house, get your own house in order motherfucker.)
see the palindrome
no end and no beginning
it makes me dizzy
Haiku # 30701, May 20, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sitting lotus style
a meaningless ritual
that's not zen my friend
Haiku # 30700, May 20, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
eat your daily bread
god put it on earth for you
now regurgitate
Haiku # 30699, May 20, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
above and beyond
on the limitless spiral
whatever may come
Haiku # 30698, May 20, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (can you say stoner?)
lobsters and crabs in da ocean,
playing and swimming
and blowin bubbles
Haiku # 30697, May 20, 2003 9:32 am ET
by samhain
girlie cunt smell, stinking up the
room. pussy stench
Haiku # 30696, May 20, 2003 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
girlie pussy stink
Haiku # 30695, May 20, 2003 8:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
get down shintaro !
show me some eager ninja
what's with the basket ?
Haiku # 30694, May 20, 2003 7:52 am ET
by ash
Jagged pain failure
Caked disgrace for all to see
Glaxo board failure
Haiku # 30693, May 20, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Scramble to the top
It is so not what we thought
Pinnacle failure
Haiku # 30692, May 20, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Old age
Haiku # 30691, May 20, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
We rotate ourselves
Like a spiral galaxy
Drawn to our center
Haiku # 30690, May 20, 2003 3:01 am ET
by William Nippress
How many?????????????
100,000,000 People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hungry Every Day.
Haiku # 30689, May 19, 2003 10:03 pm ET
by StarvinMarvin
Is Life Art Moving?
Is Life Art Moving in Time?
Life is Art is Life.
Haiku # 30688, May 19, 2003 9:53 pm ET
by Pablo P
Fish swim in oceans
Ladders rise and fall with stars
Crosses and Numbers
Haiku # 30687, May 19, 2003 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too old for my age
my nineteenth nervous breakdown
the Stones put it best
Haiku # 30686, May 19, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoe box in the back of a closet
i can remember
youth gone past, innocence lost
but i am still young
Haiku # 30685, May 19, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of A shoe box in the back of a closet
comes up every day
in the morning dawn of light
then goes down at night
Haiku # 30684, May 19, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by jul
art for me has gone far enough
time to call it quits
need a new hobby
Haiku # 30683, May 19, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by searle of location location location
I argue with self
internal conflict, lonliness v's employment
I want to go but need to stay
Haiku # 30682, May 19, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by searle of far away from the past
ALthough, all it did
Was tell me I needed a disk
So I shut it down
Haiku # 30681, May 19, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by A Student of And then started again
Computer virus
The email says, that's too bad
I've received it now
Haiku # 30680, May 19, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by A Student of Thanks for the warning, anyway
just got one of dem
topless bugs, now let me at
dem topless wimen
Haiku # 30679, May 19, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by onjaysun (it's blue and tan and named Vilma)
loose hippie bitches
under the guise of free love
they behave like whores
Haiku # 30678, May 19, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Pornography sucks
Elephantile males who will
Fuck well endowed girls
Haiku # 30677, May 19, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by A Student of Exams again
i've fucked up my life
nothing to look forward to
but death and rebirth
Haiku # 30676, May 19, 2003 3:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hot girl, not even old enough
to stink yet
Haiku # 30675, May 19, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole area stinking of hot
teenage pussy, curvaceous and
ready to fuck
Haiku # 30674, May 19, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mall stunk with the smell of
teenage high school pussy in tight
jeans
Haiku # 30673, May 19, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frankie the Crab. How gay is he,
looking for Mr. Right. Pinching his
friends, looking for the Village
People
Haiku # 30672, May 19, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by samhain
Homosexual crabs,
they always disco dance sideways,
wearing silly little costumes
Haiku # 30671, May 19, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by samhain
Homoerotic
languages like german, say
Are quite fun to learn
Haiku # 30670, May 19, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by A Student of More beer
Most people I know
Hate crabs, get stuck in pubic
But each to their own
Haiku # 30669, May 19, 2003 12:02 pm ET
by Social Disease
Silly boys, homo-
erotic satanism
s'been out since '90's
Haiku # 30668, May 19, 2003 11:48 am ET
by Busty Sinclair of Hell's Giftshop
it is succulent
hard work getting to the meat
love eating it though
Haiku # 30667, May 19, 2003 11:26 am ET
by mellie, our muddies are the best ( crabs, that is)
snow peas and those strings
the ones down the sides of them
they can choke a girl
Haiku # 30666, May 19, 2003 11:22 am ET
by mellie
"Snow peas and chooped crab"
What a delight
Haiku # 30665, May 19, 2003 11:18 am ET
by samhain
"Red Lobster"
my uncles favorite restaurant
Haiku # 30664, May 19, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
"I would rather have a crab on my
piano than a lobster on my organ!"
Haiku # 30663, May 19, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
"Red Blobster"
My fat cousin's CB handle
Haiku # 30662, May 19, 2003 11:02 am ET
by samhain
"Rock Lobster"
B-52's
Haiku # 30661, May 19, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
Ay Tis I submitted
You
Haiku # 30660, May 19, 2003 9:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Yes, there are many
monkeys on the haiku farm
With different styles
Haiku # 30659, May 19, 2003 6:21 am ET
by A Student of Affen!
willie nipples is that you
So many walk in your shoes
multitudes of worlds colide in you name
Haiku # 30658, May 19, 2003 5:56 am ET
by searle of confusededesed
Bowels and bladder gone
Frontal lobe dementure
Haiku # 30657, May 19, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
turning back the clock I see choices
leading me astray is desire
crushed on the rocky shores of the promised land
Haiku # 30656, May 19, 2003 4:48 am ET
by searle of fucked for life
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