Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

willie nipples is that you
So many walk in your shoes
multitudes of worlds colide in you name
Haiku # 30658, May 19, 2003 5:56 am ET
by searle of confusededesed
Bowels and bladder gone
Frontal lobe dementure
Haiku # 30657, May 19, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
turning back the clock I see choices
leading me astray is desire
crushed on the rocky shores of the promised land
Haiku # 30656, May 19, 2003 4:48 am ET
by searle of fucked for life
Mess and filthy dissorder
Deliberate accidents contrived
painting is evil
Haiku # 30655, May 19, 2003 4:46 am ET
by searle of learning to hate art
trapped inside a rotting facade
aging thinking mind not changing
body decaying, fear
Haiku # 30654, May 19, 2003 4:35 am ET
by searle of cell in frontal lobe
......the english are cool
with their hip mien and elan
.though at times scheming*
.
.
.(*-or mercilessly ruthless)
Haiku # 30653, May 19, 2003 4:28 am ET
by ronin@jammingwithjohnandpaul
Time is chasing me
He wants more than I can give
Making haste
Haiku # 30652, May 19, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
AP tell me just
Why you hate Moxie so much
I
Haiku # 30651, May 19, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was it meant as insult
If so you have failed
Haiku # 30650, May 19, 2003 4:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was meant as insult
If so you have failed
Haiku # 30649, May 19, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Is that how I am
Axis on which all things turn
Flattering AP
Haiku # 30648, May 19, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
You forgot SF
Or have you gone soft AP
Welcome to you too
Haiku # 30647, May 19, 2003 4:10 am ET
by William Nippress
assholes
Haiku # 30646, May 19, 2003 4:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am the master
Erotic lobster haiku
No one can compare
Haiku # 30645, May 18, 2003 11:53 pm ET
by Korzak
Nothing can compare
To cracking her wide open
And eating her out
Haiku # 30644, May 18, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by Korzak
I fucking love it,
When lobster slides down my throat
So sweet and tasty
Haiku # 30643, May 18, 2003 11:42 pm ET
by Korzak
To be a lobster,
And scuttle about the sea
Fun, till turned to food
Haiku # 30642, May 18, 2003 11:39 pm ET
by Korzak
Such a tasty meat,
Drenched in succulent butter
Lobster dies for me
Haiku # 30641, May 18, 2003 11:38 pm ET
by Korzak
Lobster fucking me,
Claws grip my shoulders fiercely,
Caught in the love-trap
Haiku # 30640, May 18, 2003 11:35 pm ET
by Korzak of Mariana Trench
axis of evil
nipps and moxie united
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 30639, May 18, 2003 9:45 pm ET
by ap
roller disco whore
indulges in flashing lights
drinks and screws with skates
Haiku # 30638, May 18, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by Smalltown Voodoo of in a shoe box in the back of a closet
I am well prepared
There is always lots of booze
In my possession
Haiku # 30637, May 18, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by A Student of Although they don't always let you drink in lectures
Want to shake his hand
Bush united Middle East
Everyone
Haiku # 30636, May 18, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Saddam Hussain
Razor wire for guard
We sit in our blast bunker
Waiting for the end
Haiku # 30635, May 18, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by George W Bush
one post dated check
cashed early by an asshole
ruins my drinking plans
Haiku # 30634, May 18, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by oldnasty
i need them tax cuts
when i get that extra cash
i'll buy a lap dance
Haiku # 30633, May 18, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
abstract art museum
housing bombastic clutter
where art comes to die
Haiku # 30632, May 18, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
good deed for the day
stole batteries from wal mart
they will topple soon
Haiku # 30631, May 18, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (viva la revolucion!)
you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental
Haiku # 30630, May 18, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics
Haiku # 30629, May 18, 2003 1:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick
Haiku # 30628, May 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
in san francisco
anal sex enthusiasts
know how to party
Haiku # 30627, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Worried not a jot
Ap can just do his worst
Lacks understanding
(welcome back moxie
Haiku # 30626, May 18, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
jostling elbows
as we fight for position
at the baggage claim
Haiku # 30625, May 18, 2003 12:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate humanity, and by humanity i mean you)
``TTT
``TTT
__TTT__
[ 0 v 0 ]
'`[ O ]
Haiku # 30624, May 18, 2003 12:32 pm ET
by A Student of Ich bin zwòlf Affen groß und alles ist närrisch
a lot of those who
work are in anger or jealous
brought up to fight and

not think for themselves
just survive, until someone
like them shows them a

different way...is Alan
Jackson so bad???
Haiku # 30623, May 18, 2003 10:12 am ET
by Mox
just read your haiku
on painting will, needed
to hear it...

(the predicatable litany
from AP ought to follow
but that's life)...
Haiku # 30622, May 18, 2003 10:10 am ET
by Mox
I could judge the sins
of the people here but the
whole Will Bennett thing...

I bet would make me
a hypocrite to begin with
oh, wait, shoot myself?

no, gotta shoot these
dice, beat Hunter! those drugs, ahh
giant horny samoans
who are actually from South LA!
Haiku # 30621, May 18, 2003 10:09 am ET
by Mox
Bloody haiku thing
It ignored my spaces, that's
The last time I draw
Haiku # 30620, May 18, 2003 7:07 am ET
by A Student of with letter
[ 0 0 ]
[ v ]
[ o ]
Haiku # 30619, May 18, 2003 7:05 am ET
by A Student of All this talk of painting
I have invented
An all new poking device
I call it a stick
Haiku # 30618, May 18, 2003 7:03 am ET
by A Student of Yay! Exam tomorrow! But I'm not sure where or when
The creased lines of shade
The after effect of light
Should guide you anew
Haiku # 30617, May 18, 2003 5:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Test yourself against
The many faceted curved
core variances
Haiku # 30616, May 18, 2003 5:19 am ET
by William Nippress
If all ells fails
Look for causality in
neotransient art
Haiku # 30615, May 18, 2003 5:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Andy died of Aids
In St Ives. His work unsung
Vanity too long
Haiku # 30614, May 18, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
My mate Andy Cripps
Great painter, struggled for years
Very smart, complex
Haiku # 30613, May 18, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Just paint for yourself
True self is what makes good art
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30612, May 18, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
How is the painting?
You still struggling with the self
Kill the ambition
Haiku # 30611, May 18, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
No offence taken
Haiku # 30610, May 18, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 30609, May 18, 2003 3:10 am ET
by searle
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