Homosexual crabs,
they always disco dance sideways,
wearing silly little costumes
by samhain
Homoerotic
languages like german, say
Are quite fun to learn
by A Student of More beer
Most people I know
Hate crabs, get stuck in pubic
But each to their own
by Social Disease
Silly boys, homo-
erotic satanism
s'been out since '90's
by Busty Sinclair of Hell's Giftshop
it is succulent
hard work getting to the meat
love eating it though
by mellie, our muddies are the best ( crabs, that is)
snow peas and those strings
the ones down the sides of them
they can choke a girl
by mellie
"Snow peas and chooped crab"
What a delight
by samhain
"Red Lobster"
my uncles favorite restaurant
by samhain
"I would rather have a crab on my
piano than a lobster on my organ!"
by samhain
"Red Blobster"
My fat cousin's CB handle
by samhain
"Rock Lobster"
B-52's
by samhain
Ay Tis I submitted
You
by William Nippress
Yes, there are many
monkeys on the haiku farm
With different styles
by A Student of Affen!
willie nipples is that you
So many walk in your shoes
multitudes of worlds colide in you name
by searle of confusededesed
Bowels and bladder gone
Frontal lobe dementure
by William Nippress
turning back the clock I see choices
leading me astray is desire
crushed on the rocky shores of the promised land
by searle of fucked for life
Mess and filthy dissorder
Deliberate accidents contrived
painting is evil
by searle of learning to hate art
trapped inside a rotting facade
aging thinking mind not changing
body decaying, fear
by searle of cell in frontal lobe
......the english are cool
with their hip mien and elan
.though at times scheming*
.
.
.(*-or mercilessly ruthless)
by ronin@jammingwithjohnandpaul
Time is chasing me
He wants more than I can give
Making haste
by William Nippress
AP tell me just
Why you hate Moxie so much
I
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was it meant as insult
If so you have failed
by William Nippress
Nice to know you care
Or was meant as insult
If so you have failed
by William Nippress
Is that how I am
Axis on which all things turn
Flattering AP
by William Nippress
You forgot SF
Or have you gone soft AP
Welcome to you too
by William Nippress
assholes
by Anonymous Poet
I am the master
Erotic lobster haiku
No one can compare
by Korzak
Nothing can compare
To cracking her wide open
And eating her out
by Korzak
I fucking love it,
When lobster slides down my throat
So sweet and tasty
by Korzak
To be a lobster,
And scuttle about the sea
Fun, till turned to food
by Korzak
Such a tasty meat,
Drenched in succulent butter
Lobster dies for me
by Korzak
Lobster fucking me,
Claws grip my shoulders fiercely,
Caught in the love-trap
by Korzak of Mariana Trench
axis of evil
nipps and moxie united
grandma has a cock
by ap
roller disco whore
indulges in flashing lights
drinks and screws with skates
by Smalltown Voodoo of in a shoe box in the back of a closet
I am well prepared
There is always lots of booze
In my possession
by A Student of Although they don't always let you drink in lectures
Want to shake his hand
Bush united Middle East
Everyone
by Saddam Hussain
Razor wire for guard
We sit in our blast bunker
Waiting for the end
by George W Bush
one post dated check
cashed early by an asshole
ruins my drinking plans
by oldnasty
i need them tax cuts
when i get that extra cash
i'll buy a lap dance
by sexually frustrated
abstract art museum
housing bombastic clutter
where art comes to die
by sexually frustrated
good deed for the day
stole batteries from wal mart
they will topple soon
by sexually frustrated (viva la revolucion!)
you call that hazing
broomsticks and KY jelly
are fundamental
by sexually frustrated
Welcome back SF
Missed your sharp insight and wit
Lets hear politics
by William Nippress
Stick sticking plaster
Your sticking stick, sticks fast
You stick to your stick
by William Nippress
in san francisco
anal sex enthusiasts
know how to party
by sexually frustrated
Worried not a jot
Ap can just do his worst
Lacks understanding
(welcome back moxie
by William Nippress
jostling elbows
as we fight for position
at the baggage claim
by sexually frustrated (i hate humanity, and by humanity i mean you)
``TTT
``TTT
__TTT__
[ 0 v 0 ]
'`[ O ]
by A Student of Ich bin zwòlf Affen groß und alles ist närrisch
a lot of those who
work are in anger or jealous
brought up to fight and
not think for themselves
just survive, until someone
like them shows them a
different way...is Alan
Jackson so bad???
by Mox
just read your haiku
on painting will, needed
to hear it...
(the predicatable litany
from AP ought to follow
but that's life)...
by Mox
