.......jesus, first mellie
and now, Anonnymous Phuck
......im outta here, fast
by ronin of zipmeupscottiepzzztpzzzt
Skin crawling with bugs
itches and twitches
I cant see them but they are there
by searle of questionable sanity
a larger lager
bludgeon with a hard cosh
ahh I ducked missed it
by mellie, wanting....ahhhh
lizard's frustration
universally painful
grandma gets some cock
by mellie
nancy pamela
candy babes enlarge penis
it keeps on coming
by mellie, how do they know I want a lager one ?
Oh, Microsoft Word!
You are the bringer of
all my frustration.
by RockLizard of the Universe
Hooray for Janis
Three cheers and hip hip Hooray
High dedication
by William Nippress
Bad haiku server
Gets a nice memory upgrade
Hooray for Janis
by Janis of Toronto
in the cattle car
lost in the maddening crush
going who knows where
by sexually frustrated
It appears Rumfeld
Was on the board of company
that sold the nuclear
Reactors to Guess who
by William Nippress
Just how dangerous
is he now, perhaps more than
we possibly know
by William Nippress
Triumphant he screams
Leaping from each still body
He dances a jig
You
by William Nippress
Punishing himself
He pushes hard to the edge
of complete madness
His finger hovers
above the large red button
He has the power
He spray paints the whole
inside of his bunker with
Saddam Husain rules
by William Nippress
Looking out of the
window the hawthorn blossom
Cream heads in full bloom
by William Nippress
Alfred Nobel who
invented Dynamite gave
his money away
by William Nippress
Calculating odds
He places bet, its Mellie
to win Nobel Prize
by William Nippress
"Can you hear me now??"
<---monkey with banana
by Anonymous Poet
Seven hour day
But I had only four and
I didn't finish
by A Student of Don't mock people who copy, your work may take a lot of brain power to figure out
Monkeys are better
At haiku than anyone
They laugh at our poems
by A Student of They were obviously taking the piss, or pissing on the typewriter
Yaaaayyy meeeeeeeeeeeee
I am annoying..yaaayyy meeee
Yaaayyyyyy meeeeee
I am Mr. annoying person
yaaayyyyyyy
yaaaayyy meeeeeeee
by Anonymous Poet
William Nippress
Nippress William
Wippress Nilliam
Nilliam Wippress
Mailliw Sserppin
Sserppin Mailliw
yayyy me...i rock...yaaayyyy
trouble inna hood bowwweeeeeyyy
by Anonymous Poet
BALONEY SAMMICHES!!!!
HA, HA, HAAAAAA!!!
WHERE IS SF NOW?????
HA, HA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by Anonymous Poet
........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in golden hues
.........mount fuji in white
by ronin
..........endless sea of blue
waves sparkling in white shimmers
...........a severe sunburn
by ronin
giving permission
submitting is a pleasure
go hell for leather
by mellie, I know MY place :-)
Anyway it sounds
To me as though you were sub-
Miting to enjoy
by William Nippress
So sorry Mellie
Didn
by William Nippress
Disappointed but
I knew you
by William Nippress
Thanks for the good news
But monkeys are still better
At haiku than some
by A Student of And come on, don't we all do those things at times?
was knocked off my spot
because I did not submit
I've learned my lesson
by mellie
the smell of leather
comforted by sweet leather
welts belts sweat lather
by mellie
Must go and shower,
shave and something ells that starts
with sh ends with t
by W
I suppose all any
of us wants is. To be loved
and love in return,
life
by William Nippress
Complicated sounds
of rhythms run through my head
must wash my ears out
by William Nippress
I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
by sexually frustrated
