But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks

He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women

A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers

Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece

Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey

Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.

Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes

Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated

Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive

I

I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet

Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days

Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn

the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god

i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style

Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground

I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)

You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.

What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?

I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.

I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.

ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial

We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast

Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester

I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven

BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on

Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?

and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page

Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations

Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch

six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it

french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton

sitting at my desk,
looking on line for porno,
i found an 80 year old woman
she is hot, i must have her
and give her what i got

You all suck....get out of
my web site!!

A long, narrow, deep
inlet of the sea between
steep glacier slopes.

If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.

Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job

Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.

I don

School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this

What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter

School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life

how does a troll sign out of here?

If you get kicked by
life often enough you start
to understand it

.........ocean in deep blue
crystal waves in white shimmers
......burning one's back red

.......quite incisive there
with your razor-sharp wisdom
.........and experience

.........ocean in azure
with crystal waves shimmering
...burning one's red back

Now you have your bench-
Mark, go for it. You have the
time to perfect you!

Judge yourself by him
Are you going to be same,
better or worse than