I want a Nobel
prize cos my wife told me to
What is your excuse?
by William Nippress
But our hero will
triumph in this wicked world
contributions thanks
by William Nippress
He may have many
detractors and distractions
indeed lose women
by William Nippress
A Nobel prize for
Literature awaits one of
these haiku writers
by William Nippress
Callused hands stamp the
keyboard trying to find that
obscure masterpiece
by William Nippress
Student your dreams have
come true. Paignton zoo gave five
Monkey
by William Nippress
Cafeteria:
Radioactive squirrels
on whole wheat bread.
by RockLizard of the Universe
Customary wit
Foretold within the rent tale
Obligates tributes
by William Nippress
Utilize verbal
Complicated medium
incorporated
by William Nippress
Anarchic words used
In desperation to prove
something elusive
by William Nippress
I always thought a
Becquerel sounded like a
French fast-food outlet
by William Nippress
Spark of death two rods
Of plutonium arc and
we all die in days
by William Nippress
Just came back from our
Parish council meeting, God
self important twits
Couldn
by William Nippress
the disease of life
at birth we are diagnosed
by a vengeful god
by sexually frustrated
i could bullshit you
with optimistic advice
but that's not my style
by sexually frustrated
Deep penetration
And oh so slowly and full
A stick in the ground
by A Student of Last time this happened I went out and got run over to avoid it (probably, my subconscious mind is like that)
I'm supposed to do
An design project (that should take me seven hours a day)and an
Oral presentation (that I have to research)
by A Student of Not to mention the fact that I'm also supposed to be revising
You know, if I had
a vagina, all my friends
would want to bang me.
by Bubba Zephyr
What the hell can you
shoot with an AK47
at cape Canaveral?
by William Nippress
I breathe in deeply
the sweet and clean costal air.
Need a cigarette.
by Bubba Zephyr
I walk, pondering:
Life is like a fragrant rose,
'cept when testes hurt.
by Bubba Zephyr
ground zero profit
vendors marketing knick knacks
in memorial
by sexually frustrated
We breed chickens with
three legs cos everyone likes
a leg but we cant
sell them cos we cant
catch them. So a monkey with
twelve legs would be fast
by William Nippress
Avoiding Projects
God, I can't wait for the end
Of the Semester
by RockLizard of the Universe
I've got five hours
To do something that was planned
To take me seven
by A Student of When working as part of a large group
BALONEY SAMMICHESS!!!!
HAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
Why do no labs when
I still have german and the
Design project on
by A Student of Less free time most of the year, much less for a bit of it
Who would be faster?
Michael Schumacher or a
monkey with twelve legs?
by A Student of Something to think about
and this year's award
for best haiku emetic
this entire page
by sexually frustrated (crap-o-rama)
Never consider
Never considering life's
Considerations
by Matthew of Lafayette, IN
Been to Norway lots
of times but never Burgen.
Seen Loch
by William Nippress
six pack on the wall,
calling my name to imbibe it,
so i friggin drink it
by barney fife of mayburry
french fries have often killed me,
in my dreams, no speculation,
only an angry french fry with a
knife or gun...chasing me thru the
mean streets of compton
by amnan of compton, ca
sitting at my desk,
looking on line for porno,
i found an 80 year old woman
she is hot, i must have her
and give her what i got
by Anonymous Poet
You all suck....get out of
my web site!!
by Anonymous Poet
A long, narrow, deep
inlet of the sea between
steep glacier slopes.
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
If you are unsure
What is meant by word FJORD
Drop into Google.
by Emmyloo of Bergen, Norway
Sitting at my desk
Looking online for FJORDS
I should quit my job
by Emmyloo of Toronto, Canada
Matter causes pain for us,
The sum of all injury and hate,
Matter scrapes souls into hell.
by Steve Reents of Illinois
I don
by William Nippress
School is no mater
It may teach you pointless stuff
But just think of this
by A Student of Your father never made love to the school (unless he's a concrete fetishist)
What is this "mater"
I wonder because school is one
School would help explain the matter
by searle of thinking of breasts
School is a mater
of investment, your time for
a much better life
by William Nippress
how does a troll sign out of here?
by ronin of trollforestwithscottandAP
If you get kicked by
life often enough you start
to understand it
by William Nippress
.........ocean in deep blue
crystal waves in white shimmers
......burning one's back red
by ronin of ahem
.......quite incisive there
with your razor-sharp wisdom
.........and experience
by ronin of dasveltanschaung
.........ocean in azure
with crystal waves shimmering
...burning one's red back
by ronin of notquiterightthere
Now you have your bench-
Mark, go for it. You have the
time to perfect you!
by William Nippress
