have this one friend who
knows not of my emotions
what is a friendship?

relatively, I
have a good life, so why then
am i unhappy

Your mom is a whore
Her tricks lack the spice of youth
She barely makes rent

getting frantic, as
it gets later and later
can't get through to her

frustration, anger
what did i do to deserve
the nice things i have

don't know who i am
what i like, what i need, wish
someone could tell me

I am pendulum
Blame self, blame world, blame self
Always back and forth

Girl problems. Heh
I swear i was here before
A long time ago

angry music plays
it's not the lyrics I dig
it's the emotion

Banging head on wall
Can't figure out what is wrong
I come full circle

Misunderstood. But
is it my doing, or theirs?
Could use a good friend.

Beware, apprentice,
The Dark Side is seductive
Consume you, it will

chemistry teacher
is a nazi, but it is
all for my own good

It is not death that humans fear
It is the way they are going to die
That fills them with regret

Just the other day
I heard a frenchman say "Singe."
Walking down the street

I just got a prize
But only because they chose
To give out four things

Problem family:
The young boy slept with his step
mother and father

life is but a dream,
which, upon awakening,
cannot be recalled.

I drag my mind out
of the gutter. With measured
concentration write
something good and clean
something worthy of my self
bugger, fuck, bum, tit

virgin hips swaying
a plump and durable ass
she was built to fuck

Gilded green beech woods
Sapphire bells rich as Rajas
Sea of wood bluebells

Ocean blue sea gems
Long bands of blue beneath hedge
though far from the sea

i release my hate
pissing all over the tile
of public restrooms

the life of a chef
the ones who want extra sauce
i cum on their food

a crying infant
echoing from a dumpster
i keep on walking

with stunning good looks
a latent evil concealed
i shall fool them all

everyone applauds
with a standing ovation
the unimpressive

i'm too young for this
i imagine my liver
swimming in vodka

how long can i last
in full blown sobriety
oh god, give me strength

a shameless voyuer
pressing my ears to the wall
the sound of bed springs

a crass offender
writing in tautologies
that last poem sucked ass

falling down the stairs
unable to break his fall
a wizened old man

i can't feel too blue
when i'm here, where i belong
my hand in granny

trembling sphincter
moist, dripping, stretched gaping wide
now just hold it there

Where is the ex go?
Off to hose other guys with money.
What whores often go for.

"Can I play with it?"
"Why, most certainly." "Not that,
"I mean your moustache."

A big, pink device
Huge pulsating mothership
Please take me with you

.........the azure ocean
so calm with shimmering waves
.......gives me a sunburn

.......sorry there, old poo(p)
..it's what not you think I am (?)
....i have returned, yes (sigh*)

(i keep using the yes to complete
...............the 5-7-5)

yes, indeed, redneck
you can do us a favor
by dropping like dead

Comic combustion
Is it bird, is it a plane
No its super ASH

.......i like the texture
and the shades of ocres and
....tans and yellows. too

....a fucking redneck
romping silly in the field
...makes a good target

......moments of frailties,
frozen in time, make good so-
.........lid evidence, sir

(shoot, i gotta brush up on my
..............badhaiku)

...such unfaithfullness
and times of indiscretion
...do become you, yes

i'm quiet obsessive
outlaw countless perfidies
haiku has a cock

Sun too bright to stand
Beating down relentlessly
Need factor thirty

If only you think
you

Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona shoot deer in side
Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona cut off its head
Wont stop huntin til im dead!

Ich bin der Bauherr von Babel, ein Trappenhaus zu Holle
Er ersetzt eure