a crying infant
echoing from a dumpster
i keep on walking
by sexually frustrated
with stunning good looks
a latent evil concealed
i shall fool them all
by sexually frustrated
everyone applauds
with a standing ovation
the unimpressive
by sexually frustrated (sheep are so easy to please)
i'm too young for this
i imagine my liver
swimming in vodka
by sexually frustrated (beckoning me like a tit)
how long can i last
in full blown sobriety
oh god, give me strength
by sexually frustrated
a shameless voyuer
pressing my ears to the wall
the sound of bed springs
by sexually frustrated
a crass offender
writing in tautologies
that last poem sucked ass
by sexually frustrated (mr. redundant)
falling down the stairs
unable to break his fall
a wizened old man
by sexually frustrated (the comic injustice of the elderly)
i can't feel too blue
when i'm here, where i belong
my hand in granny
by Drophammer
trembling sphincter
moist, dripping, stretched gaping wide
now just hold it there
by Drophammer
Where is the ex go?
Off to hose other guys with money.
What whores often go for.
by Steve Reents of Illinois
"Can I play with it?"
"Why, most certainly." "Not that,
"I mean your moustache."
by A Student of I don't have a moustache but if I did that would happen
A big, pink device
Huge pulsating mothership
Please take me with you
by A Student of Und den nette Mann nimmt die Frau aus
.........the azure ocean
so calm with shimmering waves
.......gives me a sunburn
by ronin of shootimreallylosingmytouch
.......sorry there, old poo(p)
..it's what not you think I am (?)
....i have returned, yes (sigh*)
(i keep using the yes to complete
...............the 5-7-5)
by ronin of comiccombustionyourassbigmouth
yes, indeed, redneck
you can do us a favor
by dropping like dead
by ronin of andmakeitfastplease
Comic combustion
Is it bird, is it a plane
No its super ASH
by William Nippress
.......i like the texture
and the shades of ocres and
....tans and yellows. too
by ronin
....a fucking redneck
romping silly in the field
...makes a good target
by ronin
......moments of frailties,
frozen in time, make good so-
.........lid evidence, sir
(shoot, i gotta brush up on my
..............badhaiku)
by ronin
...such unfaithfullness
and times of indiscretion
...do become you, yes
by ronin of farfarawayfrommoxandAnonymousPrick
i'm quiet obsessive
outlaw countless perfidies
haiku has a cock
by ash
Sun too bright to stand
Beating down relentlessly
Need factor thirty
by William Nippress
If only you think
you
by William Nippress
Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona shoot deer in side
Shotgun, Shotgun fun
Im gona cut off its head
Wont stop huntin til im dead!
by Redneckyota
Ich bin der Bauherr von Babel, ein Trappenhaus zu Holle
Er ersetzt eure
by A Student of Oh dear, I have no idea what that coursework was supposed to be
oh the poor haiku
what are these people doing?
five, seven, then five!
by tiger of vegas
It drops down on you
It rains down upon your heads
I pee off the roof
by u2popmofo
tourists everywhere
marvelling at the skyline
smiling like monkeys
by sexually frustrated
no beer before noon
a brand new experience
pure lucidity
by sexually frustrated
corporate sell-out
written all over his face
stamped like a bar code
by sexually frustrated
if i understood
that would surely be funny
but i don't get it
by sexually frustrated (what nonsensical forgeries, not even close)
birds do what they do
with no justification
we should watch and learn
by sexually frustrated
if it werent for nachos,
i would have shot myself a long
time ago..DALE EARNHARRRDT!
by sexually frustrated
spread out the pieces
examine them one by one
they still make no sense
by sexually frustrated
in office hours
he expects me to brown nose
not gonna happen
by sexually frustrated
i could do their job
better than they ever could
they hate me for it
by sexually frustrated
the problem with school
they don't even challenge me
tenure-track failures
by sexually frustrated (school's a business, they make money off of passing you through the system like a turd, but education it ai
i'm a neurotic
dissecting like a surgeon
actions of the past
by sexually frustrated (inspired by ash)
the lovely rain song
i'd suck jimmy page's dick
even though i'm straight
by sexually frustrated (that's how much i love him)
a stool for the gods
too perfect to flush away
i'll wrap it in foil
by sexually frustrated (that's more like it)
those last four weren't mine
i'm never up that early
they don't have my style
by sexually frustrated (the inimitable)
Ich bin der Sturmbringer und der Tr
by A Student of Hallo Lehrer. Leid, aber, ich habe mit Ihre Tochter geschlafen
Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant
by Steve Reents of Illinois
You and me
gotta go pee
where is Chee?
chilli peppers basist, flea
hug a tree
kill a bee
by gordon sumner of shawshank
I am cold
grandma is old
i feel bold
where in the world
where is aunt pearl?
how is my girl?
go on and twirl
by frankie of shawshank
Cooked on the grill
then felt ill
then took a pill
cant pay my bill
thats a chill
where is will?
by Anonymous Poet of shawshank
Takin' a pill
'Cause I am ill
Met a guy named Will
Payin' my bill
Drinkin' some swill
Gotta go kill
Take a chill
by marvin the poet of shawshank
frustrated, can't you
at least try - express yourself
in haiku format?
by Drophammer of infinite patience
if ever there were
poems to remove from here
frustrated writes them
by Drophammer of your toaster oven
