Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 38 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

It drops down on you
It rains down upon your heads
I pee off the roof
Haiku # 30186, May 6, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by u2popmofo
tourists everywhere
marvelling at the skyline
smiling like monkeys
Haiku # 30185, May 6, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no beer before noon
a brand new experience
pure lucidity
Haiku # 30184, May 6, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
corporate sell-out
written all over his face
stamped like a bar code
Haiku # 30183, May 6, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if i understood
that would surely be funny
but i don't get it
Haiku # 30182, May 6, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (what nonsensical forgeries, not even close)
birds do what they do
with no justification
we should watch and learn
Haiku # 30181, May 6, 2003 1:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if it werent for nachos,
i would have shot myself a long
time ago..DALE EARNHARRRDT!
Haiku # 30180, May 6, 2003 1:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
spread out the pieces
examine them one by one
they still make no sense
Haiku # 30179, May 6, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
in office hours
he expects me to brown nose
not gonna happen
Haiku # 30178, May 6, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i could do their job
better than they ever could
they hate me for it
Haiku # 30177, May 6, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the problem with school
they don't even challenge me
tenure-track failures
Haiku # 30176, May 6, 2003 1:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (school's a business, they make money off of passing you through the system like a turd, but education it ai
i'm a neurotic
dissecting like a surgeon
actions of the past
Haiku # 30175, May 6, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (inspired by ash)
the lovely rain song
i'd suck jimmy page's dick
even though i'm straight
Haiku # 30174, May 6, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (that's how much i love him)
a stool for the gods
too perfect to flush away
i'll wrap it in foil
Haiku # 30173, May 6, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (that's more like it)
those last four weren't mine
i'm never up that early
they don't have my style
Haiku # 30172, May 6, 2003 1:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the inimitable)
Ich bin der Sturmbringer und der Tr
Haiku # 30171, May 6, 2003 11:36 am ET
by A Student of Hallo Lehrer. Leid, aber, ich habe mit Ihre Tochter geschlafen
Bulbs, palatte of color,
tearing my back a hole of fear
Wings disolve, dirt plant
Haiku # 30170, May 6, 2003 10:07 am ET
by Steve Reents of Illinois
You and me
gotta go pee
where is Chee?
chilli peppers basist, flea
hug a tree
kill a bee
Haiku # 30169, May 6, 2003 10:04 am ET
by gordon sumner of shawshank
I am cold
grandma is old
i feel bold
where in the world
where is aunt pearl?
how is my girl?
go on and twirl
Haiku # 30168, May 6, 2003 10:03 am ET
by frankie of shawshank
Cooked on the grill
then felt ill
then took a pill
cant pay my bill
thats a chill
where is will?
Haiku # 30167, May 6, 2003 10:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of shawshank
Takin' a pill
'Cause I am ill
Met a guy named Will
Payin' my bill
Drinkin' some swill
Gotta go kill
Take a chill
Haiku # 30166, May 6, 2003 10:01 am ET
by marvin the poet of shawshank
frustrated, can't you
at least try - express yourself
in haiku format?
Haiku # 30165, May 6, 2003 9:43 am ET
by Drophammer of infinite patience
if ever there were
poems to remove from here
frustrated writes them
Haiku # 30164, May 6, 2003 9:42 am ET
by Drophammer of your toaster oven
one thing we all know,
frustrated certainly is
no wonder - no dates
Haiku # 30163, May 6, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Drophammer of your pocket
stinky cheese pussy stink, smell
the stink of clit, pussy juice and oil
all over my face, cunt juice
stinking, bury my face in it
Haiku # 30162, May 6, 2003 8:35 am ET
by sexually frustrated
....OHHHHAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH
JUST COPPED MY NUT!!!!

HAHAHAHA
Haiku # 30161, May 6, 2003 8:34 am ET
by sexually frustrated
two hot 21 year old girls.....both in nylon pantyhose, short skirts, high heels...one on her knees under the
other, licking her pussy...crotchless
the other moaning...squeezing her
head twixt her legs...the smell of
pussy..ahhhhh...and pantyhose..as
i watch, i grab my cock and stroke
while they continue to suck and
fuck...first straps on a dildo and
proceeds to lift up the others skirt
fucking her hard and long...lesbian
pantyhose stink sex...ahhhhhh...
while i rub my cock with her
nylons....ahhhh...getting ready to
come..... they come over and take
turns sucking my cock...then sit
on my face while the other rubs my
balls...ahhhhh pantyhose sex...
Haiku # 30160, May 6, 2003 8:33 am ET
by sexually frustrated
i am such a geek
i want my new computer
and i want it now
Haiku # 30159, May 6, 2003 8:23 am ET
by ash
i am a fossil
buried beneath my future
as it weighs me down
Haiku # 30158, May 6, 2003 8:19 am ET
by ash
monomania
it happens from time to time
but they all burn out
Haiku # 30157, May 6, 2003 8:16 am ET
by ash
pussy and beer...
what else is there?
even women agree that pussy
and beer rock the party
Haiku # 30156, May 6, 2003 8:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Next thing you know I
Haiku # 30155, May 6, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Just telling you what
you already knew but would
not admit your self
Haiku # 30154, May 6, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Loves such a strange thing
Often confused with lusting
Most guys only lust
Haiku # 30153, May 6, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Perihelion
Mercury's precession or
advance through space time
Haiku # 30152, May 6, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Take a lesson son
Never do better than your boss
Or He
Haiku # 30151, May 6, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Ich will sag dir was ich m
Haiku # 30150, May 5, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Das Gewürtzmädchen
Ich bin Der Meistersto
Haiku # 30149, May 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by A Student of Ich stoße das Kind aus
for two hours now
a deluge of haiku
yes, i have problems
Haiku # 30148, May 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my shrink takes shots of whiskey after our sessions)
i'm so pretentious
what the hell am i saying
drugs are killing me
Haiku # 30147, May 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deinen Vater hat
Deine Schwester getan mit
Euer bester Freund
Haiku # 30146, May 5, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by A Student of That might be frustrating
there are those who see
we walk among the masses
gathering their thoughts
Haiku # 30145, May 5, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
red eyes
tired face and will
yet I go on
Haiku # 30144, May 5, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by searle of it's time for work
haiku haiku
bad bad bad
madness with my coffee
Haiku # 30143, May 5, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by searle of money makes girls wet
the denial of death
a wonder of modern man
can't live without it
Haiku # 30142, May 5, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i won't hide from you
suffering shall absolve me
so give me your worst
Haiku # 30141, May 5, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shallow existence
dragging my own cadaver
until i give out
Haiku # 30140, May 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cultivate your hate
on reaching maturity
you'll know what to do
Haiku # 30139, May 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
picking up signals
sadly i'm not in control
and nothing is clear
Haiku # 30138, May 5, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
curse of clairvoyance
momentary clarity
and then it is gone
Haiku # 30137, May 5, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the organic tuning rod)
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