i am a fossil
buried beneath my future
as it weighs me down

monomania
it happens from time to time
but they all burn out

pussy and beer...
what else is there?
even women agree that pussy
and beer rock the party

Next thing you know I

Just telling you what
you already knew but would
not admit your self

Loves such a strange thing
Often confused with lusting
Most guys only lust

Perihelion
Mercury's precession or
advance through space time

Take a lesson son
Never do better than your boss
Or He

Ich will sag dir was ich m

Ich bin Der Meistersto

for two hours now
a deluge of haiku
yes, i have problems

i'm so pretentious
what the hell am i saying
drugs are killing me

Deinen Vater hat
Deine Schwester getan mit
Euer bester Freund

there are those who see
we walk among the masses
gathering their thoughts

red eyes
tired face and will
yet I go on

haiku haiku
bad bad bad
madness with my coffee

the denial of death
a wonder of modern man
can't live without it

i won't hide from you
suffering shall absolve me
so give me your worst

shallow existence
dragging my own cadaver
until i give out

cultivate your hate
on reaching maturity
you'll know what to do

picking up signals
sadly i'm not in control
and nothing is clear

curse of clairvoyance
momentary clarity
and then it is gone

prematurely grey
always the same black denim
what am i seeing

shirley hemphil,
babe or not????/

valerjie from scooby doo,
hot or not?????

be. i'm such an idiot

sexual lightning
i'm not a marathoner
and don't want to me

Worked out the time of
Your script, recon you lasted
all of five seconds

Self-flagellation
Pretend its mummy SF
As near as you

it was a friendly hug but it became much more. she eased me out of
my pants with that "oh boy, look
what i found!" expression. i let
her do the work. we go down to
our knees. slowly, gently she cups
my balls and licks the tip of my
penis with one hand while
massaging her self with the other.
i hold her hairback, admiring
her technique, no gag reflex to
speak of as i reach the back of
her throat. then it comes, the
hot rising, that painful
helplessness when you can't do
anything but come.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand! i'm done.

I didn't think that
I thought you a wise person
With experience

so condescending
naive youth is all they see
crotchety old men

it's because he's young
he doesn't know anything
that is what they say

i'm over your heads
nihilistic badinage
feeding pearls to swine

i am your shadow
growing larger everyday
i'll swallow you whole

summa cum laude
if they knew what i was like
they would revoke it

Okay, you might get that
It would be better than most
Of Channel 5's poo

It's a condition
I pleasure your parents and
I can pleasure you

"We can't do it here!!"
Why not? "In my parents' bed
And them in the room."

"It feels so funny!"
Want to feel it somewhere else?
"Oh yes, but be nice."

"Can I play with it?"
Of course, this is a porno.
"No, the moustache, please."

SF-creator of all that is great
and good. All things tasty, moist
and delicious as well! My poems
are rated A-1 in the national
library of poetry

The great Sf,
master of all he surveys,
god of the planet,
kiss my feet and worship me

I am SF, the greatest poet of all
times in the universe. You must
worship me. And yes, those are my
quality ramblings about a girl

I thought SF was
At least original but
No, near word for word

Talking of which I
Read back through the archives SF
copied most his work

"All the better to
make me look like a porn star."
"Ummm, does it tickle?"

Christ it was awful
Drivel, bet it was SF
On one of his bents

My God! It's almost
As if I was watching some
Late night channel 5

Except with you left
Hand whilst in front of a porn
Video + tissue