Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77439 Haiku later...

Take a lesson son
Never do better than your boss
Or He
Haiku # 30151, May 6, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Ich will sag dir was ich m
Haiku # 30150, May 5, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Das Gewürtzmädchen
Ich bin Der Meistersto
Haiku # 30149, May 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by A Student of Ich stoße das Kind aus
for two hours now
a deluge of haiku
yes, i have problems
Haiku # 30148, May 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (my shrink takes shots of whiskey after our sessions)
i'm so pretentious
what the hell am i saying
drugs are killing me
Haiku # 30147, May 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Deinen Vater hat
Deine Schwester getan mit
Euer bester Freund
Haiku # 30146, May 5, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by A Student of That might be frustrating
there are those who see
we walk among the masses
gathering their thoughts
Haiku # 30145, May 5, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
red eyes
tired face and will
yet I go on
Haiku # 30144, May 5, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by searle of it's time for work
haiku haiku
bad bad bad
madness with my coffee
Haiku # 30143, May 5, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by searle of money makes girls wet
the denial of death
a wonder of modern man
can't live without it
Haiku # 30142, May 5, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i won't hide from you
suffering shall absolve me
so give me your worst
Haiku # 30141, May 5, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shallow existence
dragging my own cadaver
until i give out
Haiku # 30140, May 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cultivate your hate
on reaching maturity
you'll know what to do
Haiku # 30139, May 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
picking up signals
sadly i'm not in control
and nothing is clear
Haiku # 30138, May 5, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
curse of clairvoyance
momentary clarity
and then it is gone
Haiku # 30137, May 5, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the organic tuning rod)
prematurely grey
always the same black denim
what am i seeing
Haiku # 30136, May 5, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shirley hemphil,
babe or not????/
Haiku # 30135, May 5, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
valerjie from scooby doo,
hot or not?????
Haiku # 30134, May 5, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
be. i'm such an idiot
Haiku # 30133, May 5, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sexual lightning
i'm not a marathoner
and don't want to me
Haiku # 30132, May 5, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Worked out the time of
Your script, recon you lasted
all of five seconds
Haiku # 30131, May 5, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Self-flagellation
Pretend its mummy SF
As near as you
Haiku # 30130, May 5, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it was a friendly hug but it became much more. she eased me out of
my pants with that "oh boy, look
what i found!" expression. i let
her do the work. we go down to
our knees. slowly, gently she cups
my balls and licks the tip of my
penis with one hand while
massaging her self with the other.
i hold her hairback, admiring
her technique, no gag reflex to
speak of as i reach the back of
her throat. then it comes, the
hot rising, that painful
helplessness when you can't do
anything but come.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand! i'm done.
Haiku # 30129, May 5, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I didn't think that
I thought you a wise person
With experience
Haiku # 30128, May 5, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by A Student of In fact I thought you were senile
so condescending
naive youth is all they see
crotchety old men
Haiku # 30127, May 5, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it's because he's young
he doesn't know anything
that is what they say
Haiku # 30126, May 5, 2003 3:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm over your heads
nihilistic badinage
feeding pearls to swine
Haiku # 30125, May 5, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am your shadow
growing larger everyday
i'll swallow you whole
Haiku # 30124, May 5, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (everyone's gotta be consumed by something, why not hatred?)
summa cum laude
if they knew what i was like
they would revoke it
Haiku # 30123, May 5, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Okay, you might get that
It would be better than most
Of Channel 5's poo
Haiku # 30122, May 5, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by A Student of Entschuldigung, aber das ist meine Katze
It's a condition
I pleasure your parents and
I can pleasure you
Haiku # 30121, May 5, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by A Student of But only if they get to watch
"We can't do it here!!"
Why not? "In my parents' bed
And them in the room."
Haiku # 30120, May 5, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by A Student of But how did the parents get there?
"It feels so funny!"
Want to feel it somewhere else?
"Oh yes, but be nice."
Haiku # 30119, May 5, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by A Student of Saw a man who looked like Jimmy Hill on saturday
"Can I play with it?"
Of course, this is a porno.
"No, the moustache, please."
Haiku # 30118, May 5, 2003 1:02 pm ET
by A Student of You wouldn't get that on Channel 5
SF-creator of all that is great
and good. All things tasty, moist
and delicious as well! My poems
are rated A-1 in the national
library of poetry
Haiku # 30117, May 5, 2003 11:10 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The great Sf,
master of all he surveys,
god of the planet,
kiss my feet and worship me
Haiku # 30116, May 5, 2003 11:08 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I am SF, the greatest poet of all
times in the universe. You must
worship me. And yes, those are my
quality ramblings about a girl
Haiku # 30115, May 5, 2003 11:06 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I thought SF was
At least original but
No, near word for word
Haiku # 30114, May 5, 2003 9:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Talking of which I
Read back through the archives SF
copied most his work
Haiku # 30113, May 5, 2003 9:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"All the better to
make me look like a porn star."
"Ummm, does it tickle?"
Haiku # 30112, May 5, 2003 8:58 am ET
by A Student of We can inestigate that later
Christ it was awful
Drivel, bet it was SF
On one of his bents
Haiku # 30111, May 5, 2003 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My God! It's almost
As if I was watching some
Late night channel 5
Haiku # 30110, May 5, 2003 8:56 am ET
by A Student of "Granny, that's an awfully big moustache you have!"
Except with you left
Hand whilst in front of a porn
Video + tissue
Haiku # 30109, May 5, 2003 8:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It was the vague and
Misled ramblings of one who
never had real sex
Haiku # 30108, May 5, 2003 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To be honest it
was not even a mildly
erotic sex piece
Haiku # 30107, May 5, 2003 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry meant very
small receptacle don
Haiku # 30106, May 5, 2003 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Try washing the small
Receptacle after use
Or use a condom
Haiku # 30105, May 5, 2003 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The toxic gas from
Your blow up doll is turning
your brain to a mush
Haiku # 30104, May 5, 2003 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You don
Haiku # 30103, May 5, 2003 8:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sexy in her skirt, pantyhose and
heels, she sits and crosses her
legs. she reaches her hand
between her legs and starts to rub
her clit through her sheer
pantyhose...rubbing and moaning,
she uncrosses her legs and spreads
them apart sticking both hands
down the front of her stockings
and down her panties...rubbing
furiously with both hands while
she moans and writhes in her
seat. she slowly gets up and hikes
up her skirt. comes over to me and
pushes me back on the bed..still
moaning she sits on my face
squeezing my ears to my head with
her thighs....circle motions, aahhh
pantyhose sex...feels good...ahhh
so wet and smell of pussy...ahhh
Haiku # 30102, May 5, 2003 8:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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