Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

stop the war in iraq,
have a little snack,
then don't come back,
i am out of whack
Haiku # 28995, April 17, 2003 11:05 am ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
stop the war in iraq,
put it in my lunch sack,
havin' a heart attack
layin'down the smack
Haiku # 28994, April 17, 2003 11:04 am ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
dumping after class
prof. came in to pee and gass'd
...didn't wash his hands
Haiku # 28993, April 17, 2003 10:09 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
i stood there helpless,
because i could do nothing,
i am a coward.
Haiku # 28992, April 17, 2003 9:44 am ET
by Cornea Pete
life and death's thin line,
i forget how frail we are,
taking in the day.
Haiku # 28991, April 17, 2003 9:31 am ET
by Cornea Pete
debated skipping
remembered about a test
shot that idea down...
Haiku # 28990, April 17, 2003 9:27 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
A new love takes you
Floats you over passions new
Take the risk and love
Haiku # 28989, April 17, 2003 9:14 am ET
by William Nippress
can life ever tell
what path is made for taking
or is the risk what
makes life so worth it
not caring what happens, but
not prepared to fall
Haiku # 28988, April 17, 2003 8:44 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
love is difficult
words ruin what it means to
really love someone
Haiku # 28987, April 17, 2003 8:42 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
soundless whisper, and
not knowing truely if it
will ever be heard
Haiku # 28986, April 17, 2003 8:41 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
A spot on his nose,
Always brightened up my day,
Bless his little heart.
Haiku # 28985, April 17, 2003 2:37 am ET
by something rosie
Henley on Thames sounds
So rich, it is and some more
I
Haiku # 28984, April 17, 2003 2:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Show no facial fear
But we see you as you are
Mortal fragile child
Haiku # 28983, April 17, 2003 2:30 am ET
by W
Watch the tough guys scream
As down they hurtle terror
on their frightened face
Haiku # 28982, April 17, 2003 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thorpe Park ride queues three
hours long, picked the wrong day for
thrills, still had great time
Haiku # 28981, April 17, 2003 2:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Terminator hangs
Me upside down throws me at
the ground, mouth so dry
Haiku # 28980, April 17, 2003 2:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Dropping heart in mouth
Detonator slams me down
Floating in mid air
Haiku # 28979, April 17, 2003 2:13 am ET
by William Nippress
graduation bash
good time will be had by all
vegas...where it's at
Haiku # 28978, April 16, 2003 10:49 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
don't know japanese,
but everyone is unlocked,
my job is done here.
Haiku # 28977, April 16, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
I saw a t-shirt
"kick their ass and take their gas"
not true but funny
Haiku # 28976, April 16, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
80 million spent
tax payers need to keep more
can I have some back?
Haiku # 28975, April 16, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
administration
takes my money, hands it out
takes your money too
Haiku # 28974, April 16, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
If none of these fit
Shut the fuck up, talk is cheap
Death is not, so choose
Haiku # 28973, April 16, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
So life is worthless
Why stay bound to conformity
Let it be taken
Haiku # 28972, April 16, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
soul calibur 2,
you leave my thumbs aching so,
but i cannot quit.
Haiku # 28971, April 16, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Hear them cry for their
Mothers as you take back what
is yours for ever
Haiku # 28970, April 16, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
No value to life
They bemoan life so hard won
Take what they reject
Haiku # 28969, April 16, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
Eternal silence
Come death, show yourself to these
who play at martyrs
Haiku # 28968, April 16, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
isn't k-mart out of
business or am I just
confused cause
david duke turned himself in?
Haiku # 28967, April 16, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Mox
SHEILA HAS CRABS, HERPES THE
CLAP AND OTHER
Haiku # 28966, April 16, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is McFungo? Dare we ask?
Go to K-mart and buy me a shoe.
Alright then, off to bed.
Haiku # 28965, April 16, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
funko of vegas=loser
Haiku # 28964, April 16, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
be well, sex.f
and thanks mellie...
and, keep it Gonzo Rick
Haiku # 28963, April 16, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Mox
(it's time to let
the other poets, take over
and write real poems)
Haiku # 28962, April 16, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by MSX
I do need to learn
to keep it in the form of
a haiku, you know
Haiku # 28961, April 16, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Mox
tell you, people can be
cruel but, can also realize
how wrong they are, repent
but it is an empty world
we just need more "love"
sarcasm aside, and so
Haiku # 28960, April 16, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by MSX
hmm, well, react the
divorcees, dead end job people
whores...you get beat i guess
Haiku # 28959, April 16, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by MSX
call it ritalin
and we can ignore the fact
that it's really speed
Haiku # 28958, April 16, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
like you said by nick
a lot has to do with
being alone, isolated

a complete person wants
to live, perhaps these incomplete
ones terrify and remind others
of their own moments of doubt
and pain
Haiku # 28957, April 16, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by MSX
ach, I don't really
need drugs to be this fucked up
twinkies do just fine
Haiku # 28956, April 16, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by MSX
i bought ritalin
to snort from guys just like you
on my all nighters
Haiku # 28955, April 16, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
erm, well, I think that
the guy with the nails in his hand
everyone else thinks I'm a jerk
Haiku # 28954, April 16, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I have a mixed
up faith thing, bisexuality and
ADHD all roled into one
where's my basket, just in case :)
Haiku # 28953, April 16, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
self mutilation
because pain affirms life much
better than careers.
Haiku # 28952, April 16, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't know if
more tragedy would be so
cool, seems to me
to be unnecessary
Haiku # 28951, April 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
anything please but
this day-to-day lethargy
the roots of Fight Club
Haiku # 28950, April 16, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a nuclear bomb
to break our complacency
life would have meaning
Haiku # 28949, April 16, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I wonder if we
went to Mordor, and threw
the ring into the volcano

what is this world we'd be saving?
Haiku # 28948, April 16, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by MSX
the denial of the filth
becomes a hidden naked lunch
the heroin is the ring

frodo cannot throw in the volcano
till he slays his shadow
Haiku # 28947, April 16, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by MSX
death is to not have
the ability to choose
suicide gives life
Haiku # 28946, April 16, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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