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Terminator hangs
Me upside down throws me at
the ground, mouth so dry
Haiku # 28980, April 17, 2003 2:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Dropping heart in mouth
Detonator slams me down
Floating in mid air
Haiku # 28979, April 17, 2003 2:13 am ET
by William Nippress
graduation bash
good time will be had by all
vegas...where it's at
Haiku # 28978, April 16, 2003 10:49 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
don't know japanese,
but everyone is unlocked,
my job is done here.
Haiku # 28977, April 16, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
I saw a t-shirt
"kick their ass and take their gas"
not true but funny
Haiku # 28976, April 16, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
80 million spent
tax payers need to keep more
can I have some back?
Haiku # 28975, April 16, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
administration
takes my money, hands it out
takes your money too
Haiku # 28974, April 16, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of CA
If none of these fit
Shut the fuck up, talk is cheap
Death is not, so choose
Haiku # 28973, April 16, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
So life is worthless
Why stay bound to conformity
Let it be taken
Haiku # 28972, April 16, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
soul calibur 2,
you leave my thumbs aching so,
but i cannot quit.
Haiku # 28971, April 16, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Hear them cry for their
Mothers as you take back what
is yours for ever
Haiku # 28970, April 16, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by William Nippress
No value to life
They bemoan life so hard won
Take what they reject
Haiku # 28969, April 16, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
Eternal silence
Come death, show yourself to these
who play at martyrs
Haiku # 28968, April 16, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
isn't k-mart out of
business or am I just
confused cause
david duke turned himself in?
Haiku # 28967, April 16, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Mox
SHEILA HAS CRABS, HERPES THE
CLAP AND OTHER
Haiku # 28966, April 16, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Who is McFungo? Dare we ask?
Go to K-mart and buy me a shoe.
Alright then, off to bed.
Haiku # 28965, April 16, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
funko of vegas=loser
Haiku # 28964, April 16, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
be well, sex.f
and thanks mellie...
and, keep it Gonzo Rick
Haiku # 28963, April 16, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Mox
(it's time to let
the other poets, take over
and write real poems)
Haiku # 28962, April 16, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by MSX
I do need to learn
to keep it in the form of
a haiku, you know
Haiku # 28961, April 16, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by Mox
tell you, people can be
cruel but, can also realize
how wrong they are, repent
but it is an empty world
we just need more "love"
sarcasm aside, and so
Haiku # 28960, April 16, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by MSX
hmm, well, react the
divorcees, dead end job people
whores...you get beat i guess
Haiku # 28959, April 16, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by MSX
call it ritalin
and we can ignore the fact
that it's really speed
Haiku # 28958, April 16, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
like you said by nick
a lot has to do with
being alone, isolated

a complete person wants
to live, perhaps these incomplete
ones terrify and remind others
of their own moments of doubt
and pain
Haiku # 28957, April 16, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by MSX
ach, I don't really
need drugs to be this fucked up
twinkies do just fine
Haiku # 28956, April 16, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by MSX
i bought ritalin
to snort from guys just like you
on my all nighters
Haiku # 28955, April 16, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
erm, well, I think that
the guy with the nails in his hand
everyone else thinks I'm a jerk
Haiku # 28954, April 16, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I have a mixed
up faith thing, bisexuality and
ADHD all roled into one
where's my basket, just in case :)
Haiku # 28953, April 16, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
self mutilation
because pain affirms life much
better than careers.
Haiku # 28952, April 16, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't know if
more tragedy would be so
cool, seems to me
to be unnecessary
Haiku # 28951, April 16, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
anything please but
this day-to-day lethargy
the roots of Fight Club
Haiku # 28950, April 16, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a nuclear bomb
to break our complacency
life would have meaning
Haiku # 28949, April 16, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I wonder if we
went to Mordor, and threw
the ring into the volcano

what is this world we'd be saving?
Haiku # 28948, April 16, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by MSX
the denial of the filth
becomes a hidden naked lunch
the heroin is the ring

frodo cannot throw in the volcano
till he slays his shadow
Haiku # 28947, April 16, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by MSX
death is to not have
the ability to choose
suicide gives life
Haiku # 28946, April 16, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, I'm not sure how
these selfish i wanna live
types work, but when they
have all they ever wanted
they usually realize how empty
they are...

live...you got something valuable
Haiku # 28945, April 16, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by Mox
because we have the
choice to kill ourselves this makes
me happy at times
Haiku # 28944, April 16, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if suicide did
not exist I'd surely want
to kill myself then
Haiku # 28943, April 16, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the thought of suicide has given me
comfort many a hard night--so said
Nietzsche
Haiku # 28942, April 16, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Kerouac was a
Pisces, a sensitive, mood
passive person, trapped
Haiku # 28941, April 16, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by MSX
I've come close to
jumping over the edge...
I think some of you say
go ahead and kill yourself
because you've had moments you'd
rather hide from yourself wondering what would it be like to have a broken body on the ground
would anyone notice?
Haiku # 28940, April 16, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by MSX
if you work at it
you can fit those thoughts into
graceful haiku form
Haiku # 28939, April 16, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'm a Scorpio,
like the man behind "ap"
hiding behind toughness
but actually hurting
I actually think I'd like him
in person, of course after
getting shot by him for real...
actually, I don't know about
New Hampshire guys myself
Haiku # 28938, April 16, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
guys like to act so
tough, but here's the 45
you can go first, richard...

kill yourself...with a 45, as
in an old single of a billy joel
recording, over and over again

you can hear the piano man knocking in your minD!!!!

get out of my head, piano man
I don't have any tips for the 9
o clock, or a life, just let me drink
myself to death, shut up please!
Haiku # 28937, April 16, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by MSX
i am a libra
so i guess i'm predisposed
to melancholy
Haiku # 28936, April 16, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a man who says arse
usually is in high school
slamming kids heads into lockers
who become the future columbines
and they come for you first
lead blazing
Haiku # 28935, April 16, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Mox
I ask those who have a life
what is it that you have and
what makes it worth living
disdainful, selfish, petty
materialistic, brushing off
if you saw the blade slice the
wrist, would you be so nonchalant
if you could see the blood or
would you laugh and say, "let there be drama" and proceed
to act as if nothing happened...
you who don't deal well, I wonder
if your lives are worth anything
Haiku # 28934, April 16, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, now as for the
people who are not suicides...
who goes first? the on line
world is a drug, if heroin, the
track marks dissolved
Kerouac could have lived
but instead his "worshippers"
murdered him as he murdered himself

Haiku # 28933, April 16, 2003 3:27 pm ET
by Mox
back on the topic
of leos, the sign is said
to be like sunlight

gone at times, but
the clouds break up and
things return, you know

(i'll be fine, I just have a temper)
Haiku # 28932, April 16, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by Mox
why do i act the
typical tortured poet
we all need hobbies
Haiku # 28931, April 16, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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