Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
buried time capsule
in one thousand years they''ll find
dirty polaroids
Haiku # 2877 January 12, 2000 9:42 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
bold new marketing
i whisper product slogans
to dying humans
Haiku # 2876 January 12, 2000 9:31 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Condemned to a life
Of ceaseless toilet bobbing.
So: Fuck the cistern!
Haiku # 2875 January 12, 2000 7:09 am ET
by Floatation Device
I deeply regret
regretting.When you jog through
raspberries you bleed.
Haiku # 2874 January 11, 2000 6:05 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
A real yen for you
my darling Tokyo Rose
won''t ya please shut up?
Haiku # 2873 January 11, 2000 5:57 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Kat and I are friends.
Bob Dylan kicks ass, and you
misunderstand us.
Haiku # 2872 January 11, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Nine years old. I scream.
Mother says, "It''s okay, dear"
But I know it''s not.
Haiku # 2871 January 11, 2000 4:12 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Yesterday I saw
Bob Dylan, Kat Krotch and Kim
Toking on some ganjj
Haiku # 2870 January 11, 2000 3:24 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
There''s nervous tension
Just after we fuck madly
And I think of home
Haiku # 2869 January 11, 2000 3:14 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
New Year. The World turns.
I wonder how it happens.
Chinese Army farts?
Haiku # 2868 January 11, 2000 8:38 am ET
by Floatation Device
Pull the stick out of
your ass, and I`ll shut up. Why
don''t you try it once?
Haiku # 2867 January 10, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by Kat Krotch of To Kimberly, In hopes she will quit depressing me.
You insensitive
bastard, why am I still your
friend? You disturb me.
Haiku # 2866 January 10, 2000 9:30 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell of To Kat Krotch, In hopes he will change.
Savagely ravished
by dreams that leave me sweating
with passionate hope.
Haiku # 2865 January 10, 2000 9:26 pm ET
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
Movie on World War
Two: we "delivered" bombs to
Germany. We Did?
Haiku # 2864 January 10, 2000 9:25 pm ET
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
Kimberly, you need
to lighten up just a bit.
You''re depressing me.
Haiku # 2863 January 10, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
Leather restraints on
wrists and ankles. Hold me down
and paddle my ass.
Haiku # 2862 January 10, 2000 9:16 pm ET
by Kat Krotch of Uranus, Assland
I will close my eyes
and make a conscious effort
not to open them.

I will count to ten.
Ready or not, here I am.
I am not ready.

I will thrust a knife
deep into the center of
all that is painful.

Will someone miss me
Haiku # 2861 January 10, 2000 8:58 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
How to start: should I
cut off my ear, following
the greatest artist?

Should I marvel at
my imperfect fit within
the laws of this age?
Haiku # 2860 January 10, 2000 8:43 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
global warming, nay
tis just my tropic zone shift-
ing right off the chart.
Haiku # 2859 January 10, 2000 7:55 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
We are all LLamas
Frozen in our green oneness
we will rule the world
Haiku # 2858 January 10, 2000 12:54 pm ET
by CDOGG
pareme is Greek
for ''take me'', but your brain
reminds of moussaka.
Haiku # 2857 January 10, 2000 11:07 am ET
by whoever
life oh so precious
cannot think of enough ways
of how to waste it
Haiku # 2856 January 10, 2000 8:32 am ET
by whoever
A record 3 days
Without sunlight or fresh air.
My brain is melting.
Haiku # 2855 January 9, 2000 7:58 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sneak over the fence
To the military base
Where they breed boybands.
Haiku # 2854 January 9, 2000 4:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sparklers lit on hobs,
The distant boom of gunfire.
Must be Y2K.
Haiku # 2853 January 9, 2000 4:09 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sometimes I ponder
The origins of ''pussy'';
Did someone`s miaow..?
Haiku # 2852 January 9, 2000 4:06 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Sheathed rod of graphite
Wrestling in my fingers
Oh look, a stick man
Haiku # 2851 January 8, 2000 9:36 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I''d be happier
If I had metal bat wings
For carrying fruit
Haiku # 2850 January 8, 2000 9:35 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I just got back from
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
It made my knees weak
Haiku # 2849 January 8, 2000 6:09 am ET
by Dorothy
Riding a Twister
Is the Great Gig in the Sky
I said to Toto
Haiku # 2848 January 8, 2000 6:06 am ET
by Dorothy
enough already
I prefer John Paul Sartre
to premenstrual cramps
Haiku # 2847 January 7, 2000 7:40 pm ET
by Basho-matique
it''s our own damn fault
our little secret now sneaks
out to raise eyebrows
Haiku # 2846 January 7, 2000 7:35 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
despair is one thing
an avalanche of hallmark
cards is another
Haiku # 2845 January 7, 2000 7:18 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
critiqueing your work
labyrinths of self pity
i must shred it now
Haiku # 2844 January 7, 2000 7:08 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
a moment with you
caused great pain to emanate
from my ravaged soul
Haiku # 2843 January 7, 2000 6:54 pm ET
by Banzai Bob
Bukowski with Y?
a quarter million dollars?
i''m gonna vomit
Haiku # 2841 January 7, 2000 2:07 pm ET
by oldnasty
lonely famous slut
feeling way too enlightened
selling lame stanzas
Haiku # 2840 January 7, 2000 2:05 pm ET
by oldnasty
here are a few lines
"young girls wrap themselves tightly"
"they suck on coffee"
Haiku # 2839 January 7, 2000 2:00 pm ET
by oldnasty
Were they your fingers?
Or ones you simply ripped from
Unsuspecting hands?
Haiku # 2837 January 6, 2000 6:09 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
adolescent angst
erupting from poetry
like pus from a zit
Haiku # 2836 January 6, 2000 5:35 am ET
by ash
the meaning of life
found in my umbilicus
snuggled in the lint
Haiku # 2835 January 6, 2000 5:23 am ET
by ash
I wish you wouldn''t
talk at all. You could never
hurt me with closed lips.
Haiku # 2834 January 5, 2000 9:54 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
The snail sews her eyes
closed with a silver needle,
retreating inward.
Haiku # 2833 January 5, 2000 9:52 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Does anyone know
where I could get some bootlegged
Bob Dyllan music?
Haiku # 2832 January 5, 2000 9:50 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Candles up my ass,
fingers in my wet pussy,
I will masturbate.
Haiku # 2831 January 5, 2000 9:18 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
screening my options
focussing on the new year
poor resolution
Haiku # 2830 January 5, 2000 8:20 pm ET
by ash
after two tall cans
i do a little two step
and twist my ankle.
Haiku # 2829 January 5, 2000 5:53 pm ET
by oldnasty
It''s good to be here.
Not knowing where I am.
It''s all feel Man!
Haiku # 2828 January 5, 2000 1:40 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Straaliiun sunsets
Biking on rocky cliff shores
Her face looks so nice
Haiku # 2827 January 5, 2000 1:33 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Getting road weary.
What day is this? Where am I?
Need home and some buds.
Haiku # 2826 January 5, 2000 1:27 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO