We are all LLamas
Frozen in our green oneness
we will rule the world

pareme is Greek
for ''take me'', but your brain
reminds of moussaka.

life oh so precious
cannot think of enough ways
of how to waste it

A record 3 days
Without sunlight or fresh air.
My brain is melting.

Sneak over the fence
To the military base
Where they breed boybands.

Sparklers lit on hobs,
The distant boom of gunfire.
Must be Y2K.

Sometimes I ponder
The origins of ''pussy'';
Did someone`s miaow..?

Sheathed rod of graphite
Wrestling in my fingers
Oh look, a stick man

I''d be happier
If I had metal bat wings
For carrying fruit

I just got back from
The Dark Side of the Rainbow
It made my knees weak

Riding a Twister
Is the Great Gig in the Sky
I said to Toto

enough already
I prefer John Paul Sartre
to premenstrual cramps

it''s our own damn fault
our little secret now sneaks
out to raise eyebrows

despair is one thing
an avalanche of hallmark
cards is another

critiqueing your work
labyrinths of self pity
i must shred it now

a moment with you
caused great pain to emanate
from my ravaged soul

Bukowski with Y?
a quarter million dollars?
i''m gonna vomit

lonely famous slut
feeling way too enlightened
selling lame stanzas

here are a few lines
"young girls wrap themselves tightly"
"they suck on coffee"

Were they your fingers?
Or ones you simply ripped from
Unsuspecting hands?

adolescent angst
erupting from poetry
like pus from a zit

the meaning of life
found in my umbilicus
snuggled in the lint

I wish you wouldn''t
talk at all. You could never
hurt me with closed lips.

The snail sews her eyes
closed with a silver needle,
retreating inward.

Does anyone know
where I could get some bootlegged
Bob Dyllan music?

Candles up my ass,
fingers in my wet pussy,
I will masturbate.

screening my options
focussing on the new year
poor resolution

after two tall cans
i do a little two step
and twist my ankle.

It''s good to be here.
Not knowing where I am.
It''s all feel Man!

Straaliiun sunsets
Biking on rocky cliff shores
Her face looks so nice

Getting road weary.
What day is this? Where am I?
Need home and some buds.

Janis, are you there?
I want your E-mail address.
This is "cousin Rick".

Shark scare again

Puffy clouds roll by,
A breeze softly whispering,
Hot sex with a corpse.

my wife left me, whore.
selfish, ungrateful liar
he bought her so cheap.

The clock struck midnight
The lights stayed on, saints be praised
No apocalypse

New millennium
Yet the old stuff is still here
No surprise, really

drinking peroxide
is so bad for your stomach
dont try to shit much

we are all still here
electricity and beer
i had no real fear

her comment so tart
so bitter, not unlike my
auntie Pru''s sponge cake.

aviation math
why are you so fucking hard
hmmm....smoke some of this

viagra useful?
ripoff I''f yer askin me
falls outa the end

I blow fallen leaf
My futile machine screams
Fuck! now wind returns

I can''t suck this hard
my friend said over his milkshake
I want it real bad

millenium wheel
break down and let them all die
another year gone.

shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker

shit!another day
i will kill that cable guy
damn mother fucker

VMS sucks dick
its THE worst OS ever
VAX SUCKS VAX SUCKS! FUCK!

modulator valve
breathing its last earthly breath
white clouds in my wake

as the earth revolves
another brand new day dawns
as it always does