Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

war in canada, blowing up stuff,
war in my head, on the bed, dead
with fred and ed on my jet
let chaos ring...
dubya is king of the devils
worship the viet cong
Haiku # 28740, April 14, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Hug all trees in the immediate area
They need love and kisses, not
being blowed up real good-like
Not like our hero's the Viet Cong
who tortured the vietnam vet very
nicely...they are like gods to me
Haiku # 28739, April 14, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Stop the war,
Stop the whore,
Bush is going to get us killed...
Haiku # 28738, April 14, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
STOP THE WAR,STOP THE WAR
HUG A TREE, HUG A TREE FOR ME
AND HUG IT LIKE A BEE
OR A FLEA ON THE SEA WITH MY
KEY
Haiku # 28737, April 14, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
STOP THE WAR NOW!
STOP THE WAR HOW??
START WITH ME...I WILL BLOW UP
STUFF REAL GOOD-LIKE AND BECOME A SOLDIER!!
Haiku # 28736, April 14, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, il
spiky-haired german,
confidence is unneeded,
one i look up to.
Haiku # 28735, April 14, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
For certain people
Andy Dick's an acquired taste,
DON'T LET THESE FOLKS BREED!
Haiku # 28734, April 14, 2003 12:18 pm ET
by onjaysun (without funny since NewsRadio)
confidence is often
built on lies, and realize
that, and you can make your own
Haiku # 28733, April 14, 2003 12:12 pm ET
by MSX
humans are thoughtless
and are thinking on an animal level
and it's why Columbine's happened
and it's why the people who are
bullied become Timothy McVeigh
and that gay guy that ate people
and froze the rest for later
Haiku # 28732, April 14, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by MSX
the truth is confusing
to those who believe a lie
so they strap bombs to themselves
and lash out on a level
that they have been pushed to
Haiku # 28731, April 14, 2003 12:04 pm ET
by MSX
wishing confidence
i do not believe in me
it never arrives...
Haiku # 28730, April 14, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
in calculus class
i fell asleep on my arm
drooled on my desk
--------------------------------
what do i do now
swipe it onto the floor or....
leave it for the next???
Haiku # 28729, April 14, 2003 10:48 am ET
by Funko of vegas
Alcohol clouds thought
Clear head makes best decisions
Time is all you need
Haiku # 28728, April 14, 2003 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Drinking vodka
contemplating the truth
to tell or not to tell
Haiku # 28727, April 14, 2003 5:24 am ET
by searel of swimming in delusions and self pitty
Fuck bugger bum shit
Told you I could, want some more?
Cunt tit and fanny
Haiku # 28726, April 14, 2003 3:00 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I am a man now
I know how to spell bad words
And I can say them
Haiku # 28725, April 14, 2003 2:57 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Now I
Haiku # 28724, April 14, 2003 2:54 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Went to the temple
Prayed for forgiveness all night
Rabbi said
Haiku # 28723, April 14, 2003 2:51 am ET
by sexually frustrated
He writes rubbish not like me
My Haikus are good
He
Haiku # 28722, April 14, 2003 2:47 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Do not believe him
He
Haiku # 28721, April 14, 2003 2:46 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Do not believe him
He
Haiku # 28720, April 14, 2003 2:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 28719, April 14, 2003 2:45 am ET
by sexually frustrated
oh please be careful,
careful what you mean by that,
my heart might explode.
Haiku # 28718, April 14, 2003 2:03 am ET
by something rosie
More then one of me,
Others are not real to me,
Only the ones I make
Haiku # 28717, April 14, 2003 1:38 am ET
by fattony
a mind full of love,
bound to a heart with Tourettes,
screaming emotion.
Haiku # 28716, April 14, 2003 1:29 am ET
by Cornea Pete
approaching fervor,
marking off the calendar,
has become a chore.
Haiku # 28715, April 14, 2003 1:08 am ET
by Cornea Pete
such little time here
yet passing so slow, again
the fast, it lingers
Haiku # 28714, April 14, 2003 12:46 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
reaches her hands up
trying to grab hold before
she slips into null
Haiku # 28713, April 14, 2003 12:45 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
silent she sits there
darkness, and tired, back from
a well worth trip "home"
Haiku # 28712, April 14, 2003 12:43 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it feels like aeons,
heavy hearted and missing,
Bob and El Tigre.
Haiku # 28711, April 13, 2003 11:01 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
all of these voices,
they all speak at the same time,
but come out as mush.
Haiku # 28710, April 13, 2003 10:58 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
i'm feeling foolish,
i speak in long sentences,
whenever she's near.
Haiku # 28709, April 13, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
trying the time out
the server clock is messed up
more often than not
Haiku # 28708, April 13, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Zipped up in his Jeans
Every man
Haiku # 28707, April 13, 2003 9:38 pm ET
by Fabian
shared something sacred,
feel like the beauty was lost
i'm left wondering...
Haiku # 28706, April 13, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Captain Fuzzy
What I saw was horrible
Never do that again
Haiku # 28705, April 13, 2003 9:37 pm ET
by Fabian
Saddam Hussein
West opens up can of whoopass
he still won't stop
Haiku # 28704, April 13, 2003 9:36 pm ET
by Fabian of Germany
hooker with strep throat
prefers my Vick's Vapor cock
to anything else
Haiku # 28703, April 13, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dante's Inferno
better than Paradiso
hell is just more fun
Haiku # 28702, April 13, 2003 8:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thou can makest a
heaven or a hell of your
mind so said Milton
Haiku # 28701, April 13, 2003 8:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm cooking with gas
can't put the fire out till
the Zoloft kicks in
Haiku # 28700, April 13, 2003 8:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
knowledge in a glance
man gives man a signal for
mutual butt fuck.
Haiku # 28699, April 13, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
their mysticism
approaches fashion statements
the Dao is so in!
Haiku # 28698, April 13, 2003 7:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sickening phonies
middle class whites flirting with
zen meditation.
Haiku # 28697, April 13, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
fucking Keruouac
dilettante zen pretender
your haiku sucks ass
Haiku # 28696, April 13, 2003 7:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
depressed teenage girl
uses my pubes like kleenex
to console herself.
Haiku # 28695, April 13, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bulk haiku guru
shall cleanse this page until all
of you disappear
Haiku # 28694, April 13, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
light in the loafers
always hard to tell who's the
bull and who's the bitch.
Haiku # 28693, April 13, 2003 7:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pity the pregant
fat with hormonal raging
no one will fuck her
Haiku # 28692, April 13, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
childbirth on tv
weirdly erotic how screams
can make me aroused.
Haiku # 28691, April 13, 2003 7:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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