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*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21660, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21659, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21658, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21657, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21656, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21655, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21654, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21653, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21652, August 17, 2002 3:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21651, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21650, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21649, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21648, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21647, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21646, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21645, August 17, 2002 3:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Socking God Dammit
makes the mind or else you pimp
i egg you crib dun
Haiku # 21643, August 17, 2002 2:00 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Socking God Dammit!!!
i had take youse pic
you kissing another girl
sex reference :P (face counts as 1)
Haiku # 21642, August 17, 2002 1:59 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i take you picture
i print out bunches of prints
i wank on all them
Haiku # 21641, August 17, 2002 1:55 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping God Dammiting Man
Lets3\\ has a pasrtyu
whyegn youdsse gonna ocmes tos it6?
include: hatsa,. ti30sues
Haiku # 21640, August 17, 2002 1:55 am ET
by Lips McCoy of mucker doompe
Sooooooo Sorry bout that last one
it didn
t follow the standads of the haiku, but
i maku it up to you. ^_^
Haiku # 21639, August 17, 2002 1:50 am ET
by Fucking Socket Damning Old Manning God of Shizzo Bot
I like thast ones by SHo2zzo bosy
he a good litlae
Haiku # 21638, August 17, 2002 1:49 am ET
by Lips McCoy
you get a cacus
into a small hole? shit, man
how did you do that?
Haiku # 21637, August 17, 2002 1:47 am ET
by Lips McCoy
There once was a caterpoiller that loivn to east the leaves. once he go too big fo rhis body he make an cockoon. and afater a long time in that conaoo, he make into a buttrlfin. and he flkow all ober the alnd and made more cnatopeitsllers.
Haiku # 21636, August 17, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock Goding Damm
quaddamn, i medds up
shits, i i just say about sex
black eye with the wang
Haiku # 21635, August 17, 2002 1:44 am ET
by Oh man, fuck, i writing in the wrong square
OH! hail the great one
janis@topix.com
actually she suck
Haiku # 21634, August 17, 2002 1:31 am ET
by Lips McCoy
shit, man you know what?
girls make funny cum faces
kids they makes good ones
Haiku # 21633, August 17, 2002 1:19 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Here comes the super
blaster, peter north takes no
prisoners. KA SPLUT.
Haiku # 21632, August 17, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping Dammit Old Man
fuck/, i don type thias
messsage 3pretty hard on keys
i hope i no breakz``
Haiku # 21631, August 17, 2002 1:08 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Ma fucka! who dis!?
who say da sheet same as me
before i says it?
Haiku # 21630, August 17, 2002 12:48 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
Haiku # 21629, August 17, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Lips McCoy of behind arbys
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
Haiku # 21628, August 17, 2002 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Man, I know this girl
needs a dick bad but she clinch,
and pinch your dick off
Haiku # 21627, August 17, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i saw a Mr. T air freshener holy shit, i mean t and air freshner of a member pof the A team is one thing, but of Mr. T? THats crazy! ha ha anyway, i gotta go, apparently this is supposed to be a haiku so i talk later. See ya! -Lips McCoy
Haiku # 21626, August 16, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Just from me to you,
you cut hole in a mellon
and put penis in
Haiku # 21625, August 16, 2002 11:33 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i am pondering
taking in the world around me,
ahhh! no teeth Boobie
Haiku # 21624, August 16, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I gave the rugged
loving. The baby saw the
world. It chose to die.
Haiku # 21623, August 16, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Even friends just laugh.
That's okay. It's a penis
only your mom'd love.
Haiku # 21622, August 16, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
This is what I get
for pretending to be fine,
for mock excitement.
Haiku # 21621, August 16, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Dotted line to gash.
A fucking drama student.
Silence to insult.
Haiku # 21620, August 16, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Feed from the clich
Haiku # 21619, August 16, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
profound verbiage
i often play with meaning
but rarely meanness
Haiku # 21618, August 16, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ash
words cannot hurt you
they do not mean anything
not HERE in this place
Haiku # 21617, August 16, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
birthday greetings mel
and many happy returns
eventually
Haiku # 21616, August 16, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by ash
ash is bombastic!
the kinetic haiku glue
he'll wreck you, jackass
Haiku # 21615, August 16, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
lucky i'm not Ash
your capital punishment
is another case
Haiku # 21614, August 16, 2002 9:03 pm ET
by ash
keeping it real, babe
well snizzle my nizzle, son
i just may jack you
Haiku # 21613, August 16, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
psychotic frenzy
i feel totally cut up
in the name of art
Haiku # 21612, August 16, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by ash
With swift motions and
a keen sense of how to kill,
I gash your face Ash.
Haiku # 21611, August 16, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking old dammit man
summer is fading
green grass turns to dark blackboard
another school year
Haiku # 21610, August 16, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
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