Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

shit, man you know what?
girls make funny cum faces
kids they makes good ones
Haiku # 21633, August 17, 2002 1:19 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Here comes the super
blaster, peter north takes no
prisoners. KA SPLUT.
Haiku # 21632, August 17, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping Dammit Old Man
fuck/, i don type thias
messsage 3pretty hard on keys
i hope i no breakz``
Haiku # 21631, August 17, 2002 1:08 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Ma fucka! who dis!?
who say da sheet same as me
before i says it?
Haiku # 21630, August 17, 2002 12:48 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
Haiku # 21629, August 17, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Lips McCoy of behind arbys
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
Haiku # 21628, August 17, 2002 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Man, I know this girl
needs a dick bad but she clinch,
and pinch your dick off
Haiku # 21627, August 17, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i saw a Mr. T air freshener holy shit, i mean t and air freshner of a member pof the A team is one thing, but of Mr. T? THats crazy! ha ha anyway, i gotta go, apparently this is supposed to be a haiku so i talk later. See ya! -Lips McCoy
Haiku # 21626, August 16, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Just from me to you,
you cut hole in a mellon
and put penis in
Haiku # 21625, August 16, 2002 11:33 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i am pondering
taking in the world around me,
ahhh! no teeth Boobie
Haiku # 21624, August 16, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I gave the rugged
loving. The baby saw the
world. It chose to die.
Haiku # 21623, August 16, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Even friends just laugh.
That's okay. It's a penis
only your mom'd love.
Haiku # 21622, August 16, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
This is what I get
for pretending to be fine,
for mock excitement.
Haiku # 21621, August 16, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Dotted line to gash.
A fucking drama student.
Silence to insult.
Haiku # 21620, August 16, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Feed from the clich
Haiku # 21619, August 16, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
profound verbiage
i often play with meaning
but rarely meanness
Haiku # 21618, August 16, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ash
words cannot hurt you
they do not mean anything
not HERE in this place
Haiku # 21617, August 16, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
birthday greetings mel
and many happy returns
eventually
Haiku # 21616, August 16, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by ash
ash is bombastic!
the kinetic haiku glue
he'll wreck you, jackass
Haiku # 21615, August 16, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
lucky i'm not Ash
your capital punishment
is another case
Haiku # 21614, August 16, 2002 9:03 pm ET
by ash
keeping it real, babe
well snizzle my nizzle, son
i just may jack you
Haiku # 21613, August 16, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
psychotic frenzy
i feel totally cut up
in the name of art
Haiku # 21612, August 16, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by ash
With swift motions and
a keen sense of how to kill,
I gash your face Ash.
Haiku # 21611, August 16, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking old dammit man
summer is fading
green grass turns to dark blackboard
another school year
Haiku # 21610, August 16, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
had a great birthday
leapt from Sa
Haiku # 21609, August 16, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by mellie
Tyrone, you are crazed
i hope you have a nice week
without my presence.
Haiku # 21608, August 16, 2002 11:21 am ET
by octavia of New York, NY
Tyrone, you are crazed
i hope you have a nice week
without my presence.
Haiku # 21607, August 16, 2002 11:21 am ET
by octavia of New York, NY
wet paint on canvas
smooth brush strokes form a vision
waiting to be judged
Haiku # 21606, August 16, 2002 10:50 am ET
by The Great Went of Canada
roaring traffic jam
ten more miles to the beach
my tan turns to burn
Haiku # 21605, August 16, 2002 10:46 am ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Shit Lips thinks *I* suck???
oh boo-hoo, no one loves YOU
call someone who cares...
Haiku # 21604, August 16, 2002 10:44 am ET
by The Great Went of Canada
dear homo McCoy
you have swallowed too much sperm
pathetic shit stain
Haiku # 21603, August 16, 2002 2:36 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
THESE SUCK: Lips McCoy sucks and
Lips McCoy sucks too
so does Lips McCoy
Haiku # 21602, August 16, 2002 2:32 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
so you say we suck
but i say each to their own
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 21601, August 16, 2002 12:53 am ET
by ash
a gentle breeze comes
like the indian, he cries
burning trouser winds
Haiku # 21600, August 16, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Lips McCoy
I bet you could fit
a football, if not two in
that bitches drool hole
Haiku # 21599, August 16, 2002 12:20 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of God sock
With your pale white skin
You better cover yo ass
Or you will hate life
Haiku # 21598, August 16, 2002 12:17 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Fucking Dammit Socking
Haiku # 21597, August 15, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
oh shizzo, today,
i saw fucking huge birds nest
it was pretty big
Haiku # 21596, August 15, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by Lips McCoy of actually Minowo Arakawa!
With a soft touch and
a needle, i can get you
addicted to drugs.
Haiku # 21595, August 15, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping Sock it
THESE SUCK: ash sucks and
Boobie Kennedy sucks too
so does The Great Went
Haiku # 21594, August 15, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
polar bears gather
aurora borealis
pass me a Coke, dude
Haiku # 21593, August 15, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
i'm falling head first
into a torrid romance
brain in my penis
Haiku # 21592, August 15, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
people run screaming
Tokyo is on fire
Godzilla is back!!
Haiku # 21591, August 15, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
dancing in the club
the sweat is pouring off me
dancing on the edge
Haiku # 21590, August 15, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Sorry for your loss,
Death is always very near,
Seek comfort in God
Haiku # 21589, August 15, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Tea of HI
today i am sad
my uncle died this morning
cancer is the worst
:(
Haiku # 21588, August 15, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hit and run words hit
and run, not seen , just spewed on walls
dreams of anger
Haiku # 21587, August 15, 2002 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
under the arches
in my wired cuneiform
is something's a foot ?
Haiku # 21586, August 15, 2002 1:37 am ET
by ash
I mumbled something.
With a gun in your mouth, you
just speak in vowels.
Haiku # 21585, August 14, 2002 10:08 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
ornamental plum
blushing pink in my courtyard
the wind is frigid
Haiku # 21584, August 14, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by ash
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