Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

quaddamn, i medds up
shits, i i just say about sex
black eye with the wang
Haiku # 21635, August 17, 2002 1:44 am ET
by Oh man, fuck, i writing in the wrong square
OH! hail the great one
janis@topix.com
actually she suck
Haiku # 21634, August 17, 2002 1:31 am ET
by Lips McCoy
shit, man you know what?
girls make funny cum faces
kids they makes good ones
Haiku # 21633, August 17, 2002 1:19 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Here comes the super
blaster, peter north takes no
prisoners. KA SPLUT.
Haiku # 21632, August 17, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping Dammit Old Man
fuck/, i don type thias
messsage 3pretty hard on keys
i hope i no breakz``
Haiku # 21631, August 17, 2002 1:08 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Ma fucka! who dis!?
who say da sheet same as me
before i says it?
Haiku # 21630, August 17, 2002 12:48 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
Haiku # 21629, August 17, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Lips McCoy of behind arbys
i sit here... POP! oh!
god damnit! lips cap himsef!
oot, no he didn
Haiku # 21628, August 17, 2002 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Man, I know this girl
needs a dick bad but she clinch,
and pinch your dick off
Haiku # 21627, August 17, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i saw a Mr. T air freshener holy shit, i mean t and air freshner of a member pof the A team is one thing, but of Mr. T? THats crazy! ha ha anyway, i gotta go, apparently this is supposed to be a haiku so i talk later. See ya! -Lips McCoy
Haiku # 21626, August 16, 2002 11:37 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Just from me to you,
you cut hole in a mellon
and put penis in
Haiku # 21625, August 16, 2002 11:33 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i am pondering
taking in the world around me,
ahhh! no teeth Boobie
Haiku # 21624, August 16, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I gave the rugged
loving. The baby saw the
world. It chose to die.
Haiku # 21623, August 16, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Even friends just laugh.
That's okay. It's a penis
only your mom'd love.
Haiku # 21622, August 16, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
This is what I get
for pretending to be fine,
for mock excitement.
Haiku # 21621, August 16, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Dotted line to gash.
A fucking drama student.
Silence to insult.
Haiku # 21620, August 16, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Feed from the clich
Haiku # 21619, August 16, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
profound verbiage
i often play with meaning
but rarely meanness
Haiku # 21618, August 16, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ash
words cannot hurt you
they do not mean anything
not HERE in this place
Haiku # 21617, August 16, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
birthday greetings mel
and many happy returns
eventually
Haiku # 21616, August 16, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by ash
ash is bombastic!
the kinetic haiku glue
he'll wreck you, jackass
Haiku # 21615, August 16, 2002 9:07 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
lucky i'm not Ash
your capital punishment
is another case
Haiku # 21614, August 16, 2002 9:03 pm ET
by ash
keeping it real, babe
well snizzle my nizzle, son
i just may jack you
Haiku # 21613, August 16, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
psychotic frenzy
i feel totally cut up
in the name of art
Haiku # 21612, August 16, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by ash
With swift motions and
a keen sense of how to kill,
I gash your face Ash.
Haiku # 21611, August 16, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking old dammit man
summer is fading
green grass turns to dark blackboard
another school year
Haiku # 21610, August 16, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
had a great birthday
leapt from Sa
Haiku # 21609, August 16, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by mellie
Tyrone, you are crazed
i hope you have a nice week
without my presence.
Haiku # 21608, August 16, 2002 11:21 am ET
by octavia of New York, NY
Tyrone, you are crazed
i hope you have a nice week
without my presence.
Haiku # 21607, August 16, 2002 11:21 am ET
by octavia of New York, NY
wet paint on canvas
smooth brush strokes form a vision
waiting to be judged
Haiku # 21606, August 16, 2002 10:50 am ET
by The Great Went of Canada
roaring traffic jam
ten more miles to the beach
my tan turns to burn
Haiku # 21605, August 16, 2002 10:46 am ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Shit Lips thinks *I* suck???
oh boo-hoo, no one loves YOU
call someone who cares...
Haiku # 21604, August 16, 2002 10:44 am ET
by The Great Went of Canada
dear homo McCoy
you have swallowed too much sperm
pathetic shit stain
Haiku # 21603, August 16, 2002 2:36 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
THESE SUCK: Lips McCoy sucks and
Lips McCoy sucks too
so does Lips McCoy
Haiku # 21602, August 16, 2002 2:32 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
so you say we suck
but i say each to their own
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 21601, August 16, 2002 12:53 am ET
by ash
a gentle breeze comes
like the indian, he cries
burning trouser winds
Haiku # 21600, August 16, 2002 12:24 am ET
by Lips McCoy
I bet you could fit
a football, if not two in
that bitches drool hole
Haiku # 21599, August 16, 2002 12:20 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of God sock
With your pale white skin
You better cover yo ass
Or you will hate life
Haiku # 21598, August 16, 2002 12:17 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Fucking Dammit Socking
Haiku # 21597, August 15, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
oh shizzo, today,
i saw fucking huge birds nest
it was pretty big
Haiku # 21596, August 15, 2002 10:51 pm ET
by Lips McCoy of actually Minowo Arakawa!
With a soft touch and
a needle, i can get you
addicted to drugs.
Haiku # 21595, August 15, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumping Sock it
THESE SUCK: ash sucks and
Boobie Kennedy sucks too
so does The Great Went
Haiku # 21594, August 15, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
polar bears gather
aurora borealis
pass me a Coke, dude
Haiku # 21593, August 15, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
i'm falling head first
into a torrid romance
brain in my penis
Haiku # 21592, August 15, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
people run screaming
Tokyo is on fire
Godzilla is back!!
Haiku # 21591, August 15, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
dancing in the club
the sweat is pouring off me
dancing on the edge
Haiku # 21590, August 15, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Sorry for your loss,
Death is always very near,
Seek comfort in God
Haiku # 21589, August 15, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by Tea of HI
today i am sad
my uncle died this morning
cancer is the worst
:(
Haiku # 21588, August 15, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hit and run words hit
and run, not seen , just spewed on walls
dreams of anger
Haiku # 21587, August 15, 2002 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
under the arches
in my wired cuneiform
is something's a foot ?
Haiku # 21586, August 15, 2002 1:37 am ET
by ash
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >