The first word man said
was probably ouch or ow
or goddammit. Right.

mmm penis penis
mmm penis penis penis
mmm penis penis

haikus limited
to 1000 characters
those would be big words

This is forgery.
These words are someone else's.
I'm a big fat thief.

i don't come to class
i was at the hospital
you want a apple?

kissing cousins are
my cousins (they're taiwanese)
i never kiss them

The TV is loud.
It makes my thinking come slow.
"Come slow" sounds perverse.

I know my last name.
It rhymes, I believe at least,
with the phrase "Blue Cyst."

banging and banging
do you in the doggie way
say you love my cock

It's funny how time
can reduce great lovers to
a stain on my couch

Guaging a piercing
To make small hole now bigger
It's throbbing fire.

quelle c

et votre haiku stupide aussi!

Va te faire foutre levez l'

De petites vacances

A day in Venice
It took me but a minute
To get me some tweed

Andrew McCarthy =
unattractive as they come
I'd have picked Duckie!

amoeba of love
show a little affection
'cos it's all you've got

anonymous grump
don't insult my synapses
noting the plural

i suffer daily,
oh until when i dont know
i want to scream now.

why are we joined now,
when love has flown away high
too far to get back.

this is too much pain.
i want to get out but cannot
beloved will hurt.

wrestler lifts the Rock
and when he slams down, we all
cheer for him to die

yesterday's paper
in the next seat, no one there---
the train picks up speed....

but seriously,
this site is good for those with
only one brain cell.....

the ladies of Reny's
a store in Camden, Maine
told me I couldn't have a bag.

it's odd, because some people
like to have fun with other's
"attitudes"

sub-standard language
only becouse i been' fucked
go fuck the puryears

that previopus poem
was a something "un-called" for
sorry for my shit

you fuckers are sluts
thinkning you can make poems
you aint no poet'

some of us dislike
this site for it's lack of respect and
general attitude

5
7
5

some of us dislike
mox for his lack of respect;
this sites simple rules.

in the necessary tune
of the scapegoat
go find another game

No one visible up ahead,
no one approaches
from behind.
Not a footprint on the road.
Am l alone?
This much is clear--
the path the ancient
poets opened
is choked with brush,
and I've long since left
the public thoroughfare.

Stag and doe
hard short lives
ranging the forest for
water and grass
they don't
betray each other they're
loyal
till death

moxie is the puck
in our ice-hockey game
without him, no game

if i could just be
serious for a minute,
america is suck.

choking on a cig
indigestion has set in
i stole a lover's memory
and he hates me now

What the dilly yo?
Does everyone hate Moxie?
I don't come here much

anywhere but this lame ass site.....

where is the party?
where are all the old posters
posting these days, huh?

moxie has done it,
this time he has truly killed
this bad haiku site

FUCK OFFFFFF!!!!!! moxie!!!!!

I guess I'll have a

the world is full of
dramas, terrors, one ways or
many, but still all

individual, "wrong or right"

Out here in the perimeter there are no stars

Out here we is stoned
Immaculate.

I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beat
Soft driven, slow and mad

But I tell you this, man, I tell you this
I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames - Alright!

Malkovich, Malkov-?
Malkovich, Malkovich, Mal-
Ah, yes, Malkovich...

why taste the real blood
fear gives us plenty fluids
that taste like my heart

bird with beautiful
thighs, ugly crow otherwise,
eye to eye, we pause

nevermore---

and on the t.v.
lexx (second and third series)
were entertaining