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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

dying for take-off
i've got itchy feet too mate
other parts okay

Haiku # 21128, June 18, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF! TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Haiku # 21127, June 18, 2002 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my scars are itchy
the skin continues to peel
soon i will weight bear
Haiku # 21126, June 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by ash
feeling of relief
but it is now summertime
goodbye yellow snow
Haiku # 21125, June 17, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Largo
Sat on pier all night
Watching the stars from water
Covered in bug bites.
Haiku # 21124, June 17, 2002 10:19 am ET
by WyldKyss
metaphorical death
I just want to let "him" go
Haiku # 21123, June 17, 2002 10:17 am ET
by TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Let go or keep faith...
The cold winter takes too long
Hope slowly fading...
Haiku # 21122, June 17, 2002 1:57 am ET
by jewel1
horny vulcan slut
everybody knows her name
big in lingerie
Haiku # 21121, June 16, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to him?
that's a shocking announcement
show some evidence
Haiku # 21120, June 16, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by mellie
just so you know
Haiku # 21119, June 16, 2002 11:57 am ET
by MoxieisDead
almost addicted
to Jap plot for bending minds
well, screw you haiku
Haiku # 21118, June 16, 2002 9:57 am ET
by echo
sickened by my face
the bailiff punches me hard
teeth fall at my feet
Haiku # 21117, June 16, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
two one one one six
the number of this haiku
not as good as four
Haiku # 21116, June 16, 2002 1:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we ride along trails
angled sunlight shining through
verdant summer trees
Haiku # 21115, June 16, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
been a while paver
really I am not kidding
missed your input mate
Haiku # 21114, June 15, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
swallow anything?
How about my load, Mellie
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21113, June 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Paver
ash____
Haiku # 21112, June 14, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a length of dried skin
peeled from the side of my foot
as human leather
Haiku # 21111, June 14, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by ash
hyperglycaemic
past islets of langerhans
a siren's sweet call
Haiku # 21110, June 14, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by ash


what i meant to say
Haiku # 21109, June 14, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by indiana
a difficult choice
Be3 or Be4?
let it Be
Haiku # 21108, June 14, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by indiana-yourmovebro


don
Haiku # 21107, June 14, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
Got your blender set?
Add gin, pussy, lime, quinine
Its catatonic
Haiku # 21106, June 14, 2002 8:15 am ET
by echo
neighborhood feline
injured by a passing car
its catatonic
Haiku # 21105, June 14, 2002 8:14 am ET
by echo
Diabetes lore:
Whats hyperglycemia?
Vampire magnet
Haiku # 21104, June 14, 2002 8:01 am ET
by echo


hook line and sinker
would you like to set the bait?
while i cast the rod?
Haiku # 21103, June 14, 2002 1:45 am ET
by indiana>>wecaninsertithere
I'm so gullible
I would swallow anything
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21102, June 14, 2002 1:24 am ET
by mellie


he leveled the gun
Haiku # 21101, June 14, 2002 1:15 am ET
by indiana>>oneclueoverthecuckoo
take it lying down
just a spoonful of sugar
helps la la go down

a sweet little song
mary poppins nuns alps god
must break the habit
Haiku # 21100, June 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by mellie
Need positive spin?
Blood is sweeter than water.
Guess we all must cope.
Haiku # 21099, June 13, 2002 10:41 am ET
by echo
so i'm still legless
you may say something's afoot
i won't stand for it
Haiku # 21098, June 13, 2002 8:40 am ET
by ash
let me console ash
I would do a better job
even blindfolded

getting down to it
comes naturally to mellie
I don't itch either



Haiku # 21097, June 13, 2002 7:25 am ET
by mellie
(line 21084 is mine, why did it become
Anonymous Poet???)
Haiku # 21096, June 13, 2002 6:54 am ET
by jewel1

i was consoling ash for pete's sake

............just fuck off me k
Haiku # 21095, June 13, 2002 5:48 am ET
by ronin

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21094, June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21093, June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21092, June 13, 2002 5:42 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick
this ain't ronin it's
some other asshole (like mox)
moxie killed ronin

and assumed his identity
Haiku # 21091, June 13, 2002 5:29 am ET
by k

....evanescent pain
as fugacious as moxie's
...granger philosophy
Haiku # 21090, June 13, 2002 4:04 am ET
by ronin@howaboutreadingagoodnovel
send me mail mellie
and i'll hotmail a return
dull convalescence
Haiku # 21089, June 13, 2002 3:21 am ET
by ash
ain't got no gangrene
just vasodilatation
as i slowly heal
Haiku # 21088, June 13, 2002 3:20 am ET
by ash
i'm euglycaemic
diabetes does that stuff
but i'm just clumsy
Haiku # 21087, June 13, 2002 3:17 am ET
by ash
WHAT NON-INSULIN DEPENDENT
...........DIABETES DOES

..............retinopathy,
renal failure, hemorrhagic stroke
......and ash's gangrene FOOT

..........(plus heart attacks)
Haiku # 21086, June 13, 2002 2:28 am ET
by doctor ronin says

..."Clue? What clue is that?!"
He scolded himself, "I've been
......digging without clues!"

(as he feels the contours of his
Colt .45 Mark IV Series tucked
.........in his obese waist)
Haiku # 21085, June 13, 2002 2:02 am ET
by ronin@thelinesarequiteimpressiveAPamazingreally
Silently she walked
"THIS MAN IS DEAD, NOW HE LIVES!"
That con of a man...
Haiku # 21084, June 13, 2002 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Collecting photos
documents and stuff
she will expose him
Haiku # 21083, June 13, 2002 1:34 am ET
by jewel1\findingdocuments


the toad is croaking
wishing the owl
Haiku # 21082, June 12, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by indiana>>thenightisfullofcreatures
So, Moxie when is
the Chrucificion? A.M.
sounds so much better.

Haiku # 21081, June 12, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've been on this site
since BM--bowel movement?
no--Before Moxie.
Haiku # 21080, June 12, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If not lushly green
most southern grass is brown thatch
does it itch you much?
Haiku # 21079, June 12, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by echo
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