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keep up the posting
born once was quite enough, mox
my mom would protest
Haiku # 18023, December 23, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by ap

.............if only i could
caress your lungs and kiss your
.....back down to your spine

.(and, thereafter, proceed a bit
further below and, finally, there
.....to stay for an eternity...)
Haiku # 18022, December 23, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by ronin

..christmas parties all
one to three all in a day
been d runk thrice over
Haiku # 18021, December 23, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ronin

......blowing my head off
you'd find it full of brain stuff
......so creamy and thick
Haiku # 18020, December 23, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ronin

.....hello emerald
yo there indy my man
..so what's up fellas
Haiku # 18019, December 23, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ronin

......merry christmas k
and a happy new year too
....where's my mistletoe
Haiku # 18018, December 23, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ronin
Well...

Are any of you going to get born-again or
do I have to keep posting here?
Haiku # 18017, December 23, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To the children of Kevin Smith

Bad haiku clerks,
mallrats in syllables, chasing mellie?
sworn of dogma...
ap and silent ash strike back...
Haiku # 18016, December 23, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Moxie
on the tweleve days of Christmas...
there sure is a lot of ham here...

Mox
Haiku # 18015, December 23, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperate, loser
Cartooner spam, ha-ha-ha
Please get sick and die
Haiku # 18014, December 23, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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ok k spill it!
you gonna be ok, k?
i want you back here.
Haiku # 17976, December 22, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
hey, lucky people!
here comes your moment of Zen:
"gRaNdMa'S gOt A cOcK"
Haiku # 17975, December 22, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Key to bad haiku?
Sincerity
Haiku # 17974, December 22, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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