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Haiku # 17977 ↗ December 22, 2001 11:15 pm ET

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ok k spill it!
you gonna be ok, k?
i want you back here.

Haiku # 17976 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:17 pm ET

by ap

hey, lucky people!
here comes your moment of Zen:
"gRaNdMa'S gOt A cOcK"

Haiku # 17975 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:08 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Key to bad haiku?
Sincerity

Haiku # 17974 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:02 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

I'm buying a watermellon for myself for Christmas
after all
everyone needs SOMEONE at this time of year!

Haiku # 17973 ↗ December 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET

by moxie - holy watermellons!

Do bears shit in the woods?
Does the American military fuckup all the time?
Simple pieces of shit

Haiku # 17972 ↗ December 22, 2001 1:11 pm ET

by Moxie-He was our informer so he must have been telling the truth

You throw pearls before
swine, you best get a damn
good taste for ham

Haiku # 17971 ↗ December 22, 2001 12:37 pm ET

by Moxie

Well, they see these naive
people and wonder why?
Why aren't they happy, the "wise"?

Haiku # 17970 ↗ December 22, 2001 12:21 pm ET

by Moxie

oo ee oo ah ah
the walla walla bing bang
calls me from afar

Haiku # 17969 ↗ December 22, 2001 7:26 am ET

by ash

as many as we are
we are stars in the firmament
precious and whole

Haiku # 17968 ↗ December 21, 2001 2:20 pm ET

by Moxie

aw you cunts are sweet
oh yeah and speaking of cunts
i loosened your dog's

Haiku # 17967 ↗ December 21, 2001 1:32 pm ET

by Hollywood Bonfire

too many psychos
too little inspiration
toodle-oo for now

Haiku # 17966 ↗ December 21, 2001 6:17 am ET

by ash

he's at the north pole
helping pistol whip the elves
jerking off wildly

Haiku # 17965 ↗ December 21, 2001 6:15 am ET

by ash..... i miss him too

hollywood bonfire?
touring europe with his band,
'tit-fuck the fat guy'.

Haiku # 17964 ↗ December 20, 2001 11:56 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

sorry 'bout that chap
except for the reading part
i seldom post now

Haiku # 17963 ↗ December 20, 2001 4:17 pm ET

by ap

so i am suspect
accused of criticising
a half-ashed poem

Haiku # 17962 ↗ December 20, 2001 4:15 pm ET

by ap - 17912 was my last post, sorry

remember the days
hollywood bonfire ruled here
he knew bad Haiku

Haiku # 17961 ↗ December 20, 2001 2:12 pm ET

by oldnasty

duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh-oh
blah blah blah blah blah

Haiku # 17960 ↗ December 20, 2001 2:10 pm ET

by oldnasty

A tour of duty,
In ol, Afganeestan, eatin
All them daymn burkkass

done does a Taxass moth proud /_o/_
' '

Haiku # 17959 ↗ December 20, 2001 12:31 pm ET

by flutter, flutter, flutter

I want hot cross buns
feeling santa's sack's empty
nothing there for me

Haiku # 17958 ↗ December 20, 2001 1:45 am ET

by mellie, oh so greedy :-)

circles and circles
turning in the flurry of
thought, now I sit still

Haiku # 17957 ↗ December 19, 2001 8:02 pm ET

by k

maddening against the
graying sky of winter where
bits of autum float!

Haiku # 17956 ↗ December 19, 2001 8:00 pm ET

by k

even in the rain
moths still strangely attracted
to the light, approach

Haiku # 17955 ↗ December 19, 2001 7:59 pm ET

by k