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..christmas parties all
one to three all in a day
been d runk thrice over
Haiku # 18021 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by ronin

......blowing my head off
you'd find it full of brain stuff
......so creamy and thick
Haiku # 18020 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ronin

.....hello emerald
yo there indy my man
..so what's up fellas
Haiku # 18019 ↗ December 23, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ronin

......merry christmas k
and a happy new year too
....where's my mistletoe
Haiku # 18018 ↗ December 23, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ronin
Well...

Are any of you going to get born-again or
do I have to keep posting here?
Haiku # 18017 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Moxie
To the children of Kevin Smith

Bad haiku clerks,
mallrats in syllables, chasing mellie?
sworn of dogma...
ap and silent ash strike back...
Haiku # 18016 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Moxie
on the tweleve days of Christmas...
there sure is a lot of ham here...

Mox
Haiku # 18015 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Moxie
Desperate, loser
Cartooner spam, ha-ha-ha
Please get sick and die
Haiku # 18014 ↗ December 23, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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ok k spill it!
you gonna be ok, k?
i want you back here.
Haiku # 17976 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
hey, lucky people!
here comes your moment of Zen:
"gRaNdMa'S gOt A cOcK"
Haiku # 17975 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Key to bad haiku?
Sincerity
Haiku # 17974 ↗ December 22, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm buying a watermellon for myself for Christmas
after all
everyone needs SOMEONE at this time of year!


Haiku # 17973 ↗ December 22, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by moxie - holy watermellons!
Do bears shit in the woods?
Does the American military fuckup all the time?
Simple pieces of shit
Haiku # 17972 ↗ December 22, 2001 1:11 pm ET
by Moxie-He was our informer so he must have been telling the truth