Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

you would really literally take my life
over stuff I posted here?
Haiku # 13744, September 17, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Huh, as we stick flag
stickers to our cars, and
wave the salute, when will
it break down into name calling
again? America not eating itself
is a nice change
Haiku # 13743, September 17, 2001 7:00 pm ET
by Mox
really we only
want to murder you Moxie;
killer of haiku
Haiku # 13742, September 17, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by Anonymoose
Ok, here's the bottom line
what is drivel and what is good
"bad poetry" and why all the hosility all
this time?
Haiku # 13741, September 17, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by Moxie
If we tell each one
to square off over trivia?
we are Orangemen vs. the IRA
Kashmir
Isreal vs. Palestine
We both kill each other in the end
Haiku # 13740, September 17, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Moxie
well, Osama needed an
enemy, didn't he, and
he gave us the big "fuck off"
didn't he? Think twice
Haiku # 13739, September 17, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by Mox
fuck off Moxie
Haiku # 13738, September 17, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by tired of this crap of pox on the mox
jesus christ moxie
more fuckin' stupid drivel
at least fuckin' try
Haiku # 13737, September 17, 2001 6:12 pm ET
by ap
...and all are our neighbors in this...
is this little Vietnam and it's deep wounds?
America got back together again
and I hope it stays
Haiku # 13736, September 17, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Mox
osama been laid?
bastard should have gotten laid.
it takes the edge off.
Haiku # 13735, September 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by ap
If Reagan was silent
is that great communication?
My judgement is still
out, Republican I am
Haiku # 13734, September 17, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Mox
Well, we look at our
fathers past sins and the innocent?
Pay for it? what the hell?

An older couple reminds me of
my grandparents, that died
we can take sides

blame falls on many
but there are no returns
Haiku # 13733, September 17, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Moxie
"If you don't learn from
history, you repeat it!":
poli sci adage...

but for poli sci
to be science - theory must
be repeatable!

therefore poli sci
must be applied ignorance
to maintain purpose.
Haiku # 13732, September 17, 2001 5:53 pm ET
by GozinyaPapa
there are two ways to
orchestrate terrorism,
the third world cold war.

be in the same back
room, or be in seperate
back rooms, smoking out.
Haiku # 13731, September 17, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by unconceding
in either, you take
sides, presume victory
support its pretense

trade in fear, so their
people and yours fall to play
follow the leader.
Haiku # 13730, September 17, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by unconceding
Not that it matters
but Scott needs to count all his
syllables again.

It was a really
good point he had, but he did
slam ash for it once.
Haiku # 13729, September 17, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by k_against_miscounted_syllables_submitted by others_who_count them_in_other_posts of (see #13727) I hate to be the one who has to do this but...
we trained osama
no conspiracy theory
we make enemies

(in both senses of the word...we armed Iraq, remember?)
Haiku # 13728, September 17, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by scott
it's not pearl harbor
it's not a war we can win
it's the middle east
Haiku # 13727, September 17, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by scott (i hate to be defeatist, but look at history)
Flight 93 we
hear wasn't shot down: voted
to rush hi-jackers

the popular count
was: let the plane crash killing
that dubya bastard!

the high court was called:
"stop the count, go rush
the pilot's cabin."
Haiku # 13726, September 17, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by high and mighty
Ian Punnett tells
the black woman, "there are no
'home-grown' terrorists'."

not Tonkin Gulf, it's
Pearl Harbor; not October
Surprise, September!

Not Bhopal, even
Panama, and who did this?
Lee Harvey Oswald?
Haiku # 13725, September 17, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by flip ant
deadened megaton
so, like warning, "Avalanche!"
come a-tumbling down.
Haiku # 13724, September 17, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by McVeigh
osama was ours
we funded the taliban
who's the enemy?
Haiku # 13723, September 17, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by scott
rising on dead legs
are you proud of your monster,
dr. kissinger?
Haiku # 13722, September 17, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by scott
do i dedicate
my life to peace and justice
or just write haiku?
Haiku # 13721, September 17, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by scott
a phone call from hell
Osama... pick up the lline
i think it's your mom
Haiku # 13720, September 17, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by ap
Battle of San Juan Hill (July, 1898)
[or how the Rough Riders were led charge by
Teddy Roosevelt and William Randolph Hearst
at the reigns]

Yellow colored news -
Manipulated patriots
off to war with Cuba
Haiku # 13719, September 17, 2001 11:59 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Battle of San Juan Hill (July, 1898)
[or how the Rough Riders were led charge by Teddy Roosevelt by William Randolph Hearst at the reigns]

Yellow colored news -
Manipulated patriots
off to war with Cuba
Haiku # 13718, September 17, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
republicans and
fundamentalists can be
reversed easily

fundamentalists
and republicans have bin
bed laden o'er oil
Haiku # 13717, September 17, 2001 11:06 am ET
by bin laden
"god is great!" say the
fanatics; they were t.v.'s
white evangelists

who do we see they
hob-knob with? why those right-wing
republicans, duh!
Haiku # 13716, September 17, 2001 11:03 am ET
by bin laden
money talks, bullshit
squawks, when the news obfuskews
our departed truths

the pathetically
great communicator bought
his election when...

Reagan paid Iran
to keep hostages, secrets
kept impeachably.
Haiku # 13715, September 17, 2001 11:01 am ET
by bin laden
if you rebuild the
wtc, put a
mosque atop, not bars.
Haiku # 13714, September 17, 2001 10:57 am ET
by bin laden
I can't believe that
The twin-towers are destroyed
Everything fucked up...
Haiku # 13713, September 17, 2001 9:14 am ET
by kackarott
how soon a has bin?
was his old man a dust bin?
never a dustman?
Haiku # 13712, September 17, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie
is that bin laden ?
yes it is absolutely
better empty it

who's full of garbage
a war monger in the east
or the other guy ?
Haiku # 13711, September 17, 2001 2:18 am ET
by ash
and when i woke up
the porcelain sky was cracked
through with vapor trails
Haiku # 13710, September 17, 2001 2:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
That cat's something I can't explain.

You're the left side
He's the right side. Oh, no!
Ginger, ginger, Jennifer -

Gentle you're a witch.
Always sitting by your side
Always by your side.
Haiku # 13709, September 16, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
So, can you tell me
of a cat named Lucifer
Sam, crawling my back
Haiku # 13708, September 16, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Loose haiku falling
like blossoms and the rain drops
hitting ground like heads.
Haiku # 13707, September 16, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by k_against_terror

....bitter effluents
of eviscerated holes
.obfuscate this site

Haiku # 13706, September 16, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@whatofnagasakihiroshimairaqafghanvietnamandothers

.....eunuch wannabe
seeking esculent oysters
....naah no way never
Haiku # 13705, September 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by ronin@manthisisgonnahurt >)
helpless you presume
the reason for all of this
is we are too apt
Haiku # 13704, September 16, 2001 1:20 am ET
by ap
;hurt
;we insist on hurting back
Haiku # 13703, September 16, 2001 1:02 am ET
by argh
blind rage from both sides

this can only get worse

"we will make no distinction"
Haiku # 13702, September 16, 2001 1:00 am ET
by argh

Thank you, excuse me

Whatever comes out
depressurizes myself
Just cover your nose.
Haiku # 13701, September 15, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Palsy

..Paltry's orifice...
a peristaltic failure:
.....paraplegia
Haiku # 13700, September 15, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ronin@mymymy

One Man Army with no arms

Alright then, my bad.
I retract my assumption
For now I'm an ass.
Haiku # 13699, September 15, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Palsy
i have only words
no meaning, only letters
i share them with ghosts
Haiku # 13698, September 15, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by scott (not standing any ground, just sad)
Today I just sit
thinking of flowers and blue,
showing love to you
Haiku # 13697, September 15, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

Misanthropy for the poets brain

Like it or lump it;
like lumps on our brains after
beatings on our heads.

Haiku # 13696, September 15, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Palsy
it must be summed up
poetically horrid
like it or lump it
Haiku # 13695, September 15, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie, no apologies here I just submit
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