Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

So, can you tell me
of a cat named Lucifer
Sam, crawling my back
Haiku # 13708, September 16, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Loose haiku falling
like blossoms and the rain drops
hitting ground like heads.
Haiku # 13707, September 16, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by k_against_terror

....bitter effluents
of eviscerated holes
.obfuscate this site

Haiku # 13706, September 16, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@whatofnagasakihiroshimairaqafghanvietnamandothers

.....eunuch wannabe
seeking esculent oysters
....naah no way never
Haiku # 13705, September 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by ronin@manthisisgonnahurt >)
helpless you presume
the reason for all of this
is we are too apt
Haiku # 13704, September 16, 2001 1:20 am ET
by ap
;hurt
;we insist on hurting back
Haiku # 13703, September 16, 2001 1:02 am ET
by argh
blind rage from both sides

this can only get worse

"we will make no distinction"
Haiku # 13702, September 16, 2001 1:00 am ET
by argh

Thank you, excuse me

Whatever comes out
depressurizes myself
Just cover your nose.
Haiku # 13701, September 15, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Palsy

..Paltry's orifice...
a peristaltic failure:
.....paraplegia
Haiku # 13700, September 15, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ronin@mymymy

One Man Army with no arms

Alright then, my bad.
I retract my assumption
For now I'm an ass.
Haiku # 13699, September 15, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Palsy
i have only words
no meaning, only letters
i share them with ghosts
Haiku # 13698, September 15, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by scott (not standing any ground, just sad)
Today I just sit
thinking of flowers and blue,
showing love to you
Haiku # 13697, September 15, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

Misanthropy for the poets brain

Like it or lump it;
like lumps on our brains after
beatings on our heads.

Haiku # 13696, September 15, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Palsy
it must be summed up
poetically horrid
like it or lump it
Haiku # 13695, September 15, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie, no apologies here I just submit

"Digital poetry for the horrible age."

~

Numerically contrived lyrics during hours of human despair.

...hmmm, I like the original definition of Bad Haiku better.
Haiku # 13694, September 15, 2001 9:45 am ET
by Palsy of apologising for hipocrisy

To the ground Scot stands, I stand

I am ' pacifist.
But don't mess with my fam'ly.
or I'll eat your brain!!!



Haiku # 13693, September 15, 2001 8:09 am ET
by Palsy

It's not a kodak moment

Take a picture, now!
Look at it, but not for long.
Then, throw it away.
Haiku # 13692, September 15, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Palsy
Haiku # 13691, September 15, 2001 7:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13690, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13689, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13688, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13687, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13686, September 15, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
dresden, stalingrad
manhattan, hiroshima
bad luck civilians

war, terrorism
similar apocalypse
ev'rybody bleeds
Haiku # 13685, September 15, 2001 2:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13684, September 14, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cat Stevens' "Peace Train"
sounds so naiive on this day...
that train's off its tracks
Haiku # 13683, September 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by scott - incidentally, Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens) has a statement worth reading at http://catstevens.com/
The Beat lives again,
zoned out of mind and sight,
floating in the lake.
Haiku # 13682, September 14, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Origin has changed
I do the math and see,
no positive points
Haiku # 13681, September 14, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One positive point
No commercials on TV
For the last two days
Haiku # 13680, September 14, 2001 8:20 am ET
by SuperDave
for generations
the middle east has been fucked
insanely fucked up
Haiku # 13679, September 14, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
as the dust settles
consider the middle east
lives like this each day
Haiku # 13678, September 14, 2001 2:59 am ET
by ash
just a little poem
ant hill here, fonts scurrying
around, foot what foot?
Haiku # 13677, September 14, 2001 2:15 am ET
by Anonymoose
make a parking lot of the middle and claim the oil for ourselves and give AZ to Isreal.
Haiku # 13676, September 13, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by god
so apparently
either one is a racist
or a terrorist

....go back to Europe, you rednecks!
Haiku # 13675, September 13, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by scott (not a pacifist & pissed as hell...but not going to sit back and take this shit)
Winter's frost looms near
as I add one last growth ring
stretching my bark taut
Haiku # 13674, September 13, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"two brothers"? the two
towers? Try geo and geb -
Earth's presumptive gods.
Haiku # 13673, September 13, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Nostradamos
"ring leader" given
sanction in Afghanistan-
bring down those guilty!

terrorists were trained
in Florida! Bring down the
government of jeb!
Haiku # 13672, September 13, 2001 10:48 am ET
by flip ant
death like bait waits
in Afghanistan, circumcised
women testify.

thergood, you brought
us the undemocratic
dynasty, too bed.
Haiku # 13671, September 13, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Barbara Olsen
Reagan paid Iran
to keep hostages, since then
bedded fanatics.

now the ones that killed
black votes, to force the loser
on us: harbored them.
Haiku # 13670, September 13, 2001 10:42 am ET
by deep throat
we'll go to war, where?
half a world away? Which half's
worth saving really?

like Pearl Harbor? like
Tonkin Gulf? Get the facts straight.
Which IS as it seems?
Haiku # 13669, September 13, 2001 10:39 am ET
by flip ant
death from the skyways
come crashing in, did someone
not let it happen?

death on high, crashing
down, did someone not stop the
Oklahoma bomb?
Haiku # 13668, September 13, 2001 10:37 am ET
by McVeigh
Haiku # 13667, September 13, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
death in the market,
but don't evacuate! It
just knocked the top off.

what corporate corpse
had the arrogance to fall
under its own weight?
Haiku # 13666, September 13, 2001 10:34 am ET
by McVeigh
I am climbing through
the debris, I am wringing
my hands, I'm sobbing

I don't want to hear
why they did it, I don't care.
But to hate "towelheads",

is robbing us of
our freedom, we assist
terror in the end.
Haiku # 13665, September 13, 2001 4:20 am ET
by k_against_too_sudden_reaction of a changed America
Bankrupt persuasion
spoken justly in righteous
fallacies through words
Haiku # 13664, September 12, 2001 10:49 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey

.........a horrible thing
that's beyond comprehension
........for eons to come
Haiku # 13663, September 12, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by ronin@fuckyoutooassholeidonthavetotakeyourstinkingshit
u.s. discovers
it is a dreadful feeling
to be powerless
Haiku # 13662, September 12, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by ash
all baby stabbers
justify their vile actions
to live with themselves
Haiku # 13661, September 12, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
you would stab children
rawandan residency
is too good for you
Haiku # 13660, September 12, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
scott
go live in the middle east
get the fuck out
Haiku # 13659, September 12, 2001 8:06 pm ET
by kill those fucking towel heads
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