Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

"god is great!" say the
fanatics; they were t.v.'s
white evangelists

who do we see they
hob-knob with? why those right-wing
republicans, duh!
Haiku # 13716, September 17, 2001 11:03 am ET
by bin laden
money talks, bullshit
squawks, when the news obfuskews
our departed truths

the pathetically
great communicator bought
his election when...

Reagan paid Iran
to keep hostages, secrets
kept impeachably.
Haiku # 13715, September 17, 2001 11:01 am ET
by bin laden
if you rebuild the
wtc, put a
mosque atop, not bars.
Haiku # 13714, September 17, 2001 10:57 am ET
by bin laden
I can't believe that
The twin-towers are destroyed
Everything fucked up...
Haiku # 13713, September 17, 2001 9:14 am ET
by kackarott
how soon a has bin?
was his old man a dust bin?
never a dustman?
Haiku # 13712, September 17, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie
is that bin laden ?
yes it is absolutely
better empty it

who's full of garbage
a war monger in the east
or the other guy ?
Haiku # 13711, September 17, 2001 2:18 am ET
by ash
and when i woke up
the porcelain sky was cracked
through with vapor trails
Haiku # 13710, September 17, 2001 2:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
That cat's something I can't explain.

You're the left side
He's the right side. Oh, no!
Ginger, ginger, Jennifer -

Gentle you're a witch.
Always sitting by your side
Always by your side.
Haiku # 13709, September 16, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
So, can you tell me
of a cat named Lucifer
Sam, crawling my back
Haiku # 13708, September 16, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Loose haiku falling
like blossoms and the rain drops
hitting ground like heads.
Haiku # 13707, September 16, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by k_against_terror

....bitter effluents
of eviscerated holes
.obfuscate this site

Haiku # 13706, September 16, 2001 9:48 am ET
by ronin@whatofnagasakihiroshimairaqafghanvietnamandothers

.....eunuch wannabe
seeking esculent oysters
....naah no way never
Haiku # 13705, September 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by ronin@manthisisgonnahurt >)
helpless you presume
the reason for all of this
is we are too apt
Haiku # 13704, September 16, 2001 1:20 am ET
by ap
;hurt
;we insist on hurting back
Haiku # 13703, September 16, 2001 1:02 am ET
by argh
blind rage from both sides

this can only get worse

"we will make no distinction"
Haiku # 13702, September 16, 2001 1:00 am ET
by argh

Thank you, excuse me

Whatever comes out
depressurizes myself
Just cover your nose.
Haiku # 13701, September 15, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Palsy

..Paltry's orifice...
a peristaltic failure:
.....paraplegia
Haiku # 13700, September 15, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by ronin@mymymy

One Man Army with no arms

Alright then, my bad.
I retract my assumption
For now I'm an ass.
Haiku # 13699, September 15, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Palsy
i have only words
no meaning, only letters
i share them with ghosts
Haiku # 13698, September 15, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by scott (not standing any ground, just sad)
Today I just sit
thinking of flowers and blue,
showing love to you
Haiku # 13697, September 15, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

Misanthropy for the poets brain

Like it or lump it;
like lumps on our brains after
beatings on our heads.

Haiku # 13696, September 15, 2001 11:12 am ET
by Palsy
it must be summed up
poetically horrid
like it or lump it
Haiku # 13695, September 15, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie, no apologies here I just submit

"Digital poetry for the horrible age."

~

Numerically contrived lyrics during hours of human despair.

...hmmm, I like the original definition of Bad Haiku better.
Haiku # 13694, September 15, 2001 9:45 am ET
by Palsy of apologising for hipocrisy

To the ground Scot stands, I stand

I am ' pacifist.
But don't mess with my fam'ly.
or I'll eat your brain!!!



Haiku # 13693, September 15, 2001 8:09 am ET
by Palsy

It's not a kodak moment

Take a picture, now!
Look at it, but not for long.
Then, throw it away.
Haiku # 13692, September 15, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Palsy
Haiku # 13691, September 15, 2001 7:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13690, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13689, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13688, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13687, September 15, 2001 7:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13686, September 15, 2001 6:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
dresden, stalingrad
manhattan, hiroshima
bad luck civilians

war, terrorism
similar apocalypse
ev'rybody bleeds
Haiku # 13685, September 15, 2001 2:46 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 13684, September 14, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cat Stevens' "Peace Train"
sounds so naiive on this day...
that train's off its tracks
Haiku # 13683, September 14, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by scott - incidentally, Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens) has a statement worth reading at http://catstevens.com/
The Beat lives again,
zoned out of mind and sight,
floating in the lake.
Haiku # 13682, September 14, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Origin has changed
I do the math and see,
no positive points
Haiku # 13681, September 14, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
One positive point
No commercials on TV
For the last two days
Haiku # 13680, September 14, 2001 8:20 am ET
by SuperDave
for generations
the middle east has been fucked
insanely fucked up
Haiku # 13679, September 14, 2001 6:47 am ET
by mellie
as the dust settles
consider the middle east
lives like this each day
Haiku # 13678, September 14, 2001 2:59 am ET
by ash
just a little poem
ant hill here, fonts scurrying
around, foot what foot?
Haiku # 13677, September 14, 2001 2:15 am ET
by Anonymoose
make a parking lot of the middle and claim the oil for ourselves and give AZ to Isreal.
Haiku # 13676, September 13, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by god
so apparently
either one is a racist
or a terrorist

....go back to Europe, you rednecks!
Haiku # 13675, September 13, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by scott (not a pacifist & pissed as hell...but not going to sit back and take this shit)
Winter's frost looms near
as I add one last growth ring
stretching my bark taut
Haiku # 13674, September 13, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
"two brothers"? the two
towers? Try geo and geb -
Earth's presumptive gods.
Haiku # 13673, September 13, 2001 10:49 am ET
by Nostradamos
"ring leader" given
sanction in Afghanistan-
bring down those guilty!

terrorists were trained
in Florida! Bring down the
government of jeb!
Haiku # 13672, September 13, 2001 10:48 am ET
by flip ant
death like bait waits
in Afghanistan, circumcised
women testify.

thergood, you brought
us the undemocratic
dynasty, too bed.
Haiku # 13671, September 13, 2001 10:45 am ET
by Barbara Olsen
Reagan paid Iran
to keep hostages, since then
bedded fanatics.

now the ones that killed
black votes, to force the loser
on us: harbored them.
Haiku # 13670, September 13, 2001 10:42 am ET
by deep throat
we'll go to war, where?
half a world away? Which half's
worth saving really?

like Pearl Harbor? like
Tonkin Gulf? Get the facts straight.
Which IS as it seems?
Haiku # 13669, September 13, 2001 10:39 am ET
by flip ant
death from the skyways
come crashing in, did someone
not let it happen?

death on high, crashing
down, did someone not stop the
Oklahoma bomb?
Haiku # 13668, September 13, 2001 10:37 am ET
by McVeigh
Haiku # 13667, September 13, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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