she told me she'd stay
then she stole my wallet
but not my bottle
by oldnasty
the evil of it
you suck me long time baby
i like cheezy poofs
by lugenius speed of eureka,
I crave indulgence
Of the other Haikuists.
Louise, send me mail!
by Reverend Jim
What's your beef, wise one?
Mad cows got you climbing walls?
Cow, you, who is who?
by Reverend Jim of GreatSatanVille, US
Oh Aussie Lao_Tse
Wisdom, like antipodean
Wine, ages badly.
by Reverend Jim of GreatSatanVille, US
Angel has a poop a pretty poop parade,
with lolypoops and caramel terds,
she's having a poop of a time
by Redphish23 of Mason, United States
we're clean out of love
you tell me this, turn, and sleep
I jack off wildly
by Hollywood Bonfire
nasal and ear hair
the hirsute of pappy-ness
'though not on my head
by George of Sydney, Australia
I have visions of
A celebrity plane crash
Bye bye Jim Carrey
by AHHT
scadalous joey
thinks about the best of times
while sitting in jail
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
one more time i drink
the juice of fermenting grains
to deal with the wife
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
please get me away
from this goddamn plastic box
before i explode
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
my pasty fat gut
yearns for Hollywood's bright wit
to split it open
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
pop music plays on
i fondle my revolver
man in the box die!
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
university
officials are gathering
some nuts and berries
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
i'm no damn student
maybe that's why they asked me
to leave the campus
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
must stop this madness
thinking only in Haiku
need more syllables
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
My haiku is bad
like the wind from my ass
breaking away free
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
what a great outlet
this haiku stuff seems to be
i'm no poet
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
one banana two
Potassium's dark blue
My monkey's named lou
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
in a brief moment
i fear what my boss would say
too bad he's in Guam
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
Hollywood Bonfire
your talent brings me laughter
hats off to you sir
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
sometimes I feel bad
after drinking the last beer
I'll get over it
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH
BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, huh?
by NOGEL GOOKIEBELMAR, JERSEYSHORE
I just ran over
Hiesenberg's cat in my car
I left him a note
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
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by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt
by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
by Lao-Tse
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
by Lao-Tse
Oh toilet bowl, if
only I knew the music
the way I know you.
by Lao-Tse
War with children huh?
How about poetry for
the illiterate?
by Lao-TseLondon, England
as steroids to sport
i can tell the I.O.C. :
cash to committees
by ashley of sid-i-nee, Oz
so what do i care
if we differ by so much
it's all bad haiku
by ashley of Oz
a wise man was once
heard to say "Keep it real up
in the field, awwight?"
by Superjew
I'm back and it's war.
I can't leave you kids alone
For a minute! Tch!
by Reverend JimFort Collins, Yanquiland
must ignore punkass
to create is to know god
kill him for me, god
by Hollywood Bonfire
working at the zoo
all the frozen mice i want
with no questions asked
by Hollywood Bonfire
news flash! pAHHThetic
little inbred monkey-boy
makes joke on purpose!
by Superjew
Dearest Hollywood,
Please. Jack Handy is rolling
over in his grave
by Superjew
Superwasp is here
More than a halfwit but whole
Dog Day Afternoon
by AHHT
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
by ashley oz
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
by janis
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
by Superjew
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
by ashley oz
by AHHT
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
by Andrew H of centreville, USA
by Scott of UVA,
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
by AHHT
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
by AHHT
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
by ashley of Oz
