Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Angel has a poop a pretty poop parade,
with lolypoops and caramel terds,
she's having a poop of a time
Haiku # 1101, January 27, 1999 10:59 am ET
by Redphish23 of Mason, United States
we're clean out of love
you tell me this, turn, and sleep
I jack off wildly
Haiku # 1100, January 27, 1999 10:27 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
nasal and ear hair
the hirsute of pappy-ness
'though not on my head
Haiku # 1099, January 27, 1999 10:10 am ET
by George of Sydney, Australia
I have visions of
A celebrity plane crash
Bye bye Jim Carrey
Haiku # 1098, January 26, 1999 6:59 pm ET
by AHHT
scadalous joey
thinks about the best of times
while sitting in jail
Haiku # 1097, January 26, 1999 4:51 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
one more time i drink
the juice of fermenting grains
to deal with the wife
Haiku # 1096, January 26, 1999 4:49 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
please get me away
from this goddamn plastic box
before i explode
Haiku # 1095, January 26, 1999 4:42 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
my pasty fat gut
yearns for Hollywood's bright wit
to split it open
Haiku # 1094, January 26, 1999 4:40 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
pop music plays on
i fondle my revolver
man in the box die!
Haiku # 1093, January 26, 1999 4:37 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
university
officials are gathering
some nuts and berries
Haiku # 1092, January 26, 1999 4:35 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
i'm no damn student
maybe that's why they asked me
to leave the campus
Haiku # 1091, January 26, 1999 4:32 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
must stop this madness
thinking only in Haiku
need more syllables
Haiku # 1090, January 26, 1999 3:38 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
My haiku is bad
like the wind from my ass
breaking away free
Haiku # 1089, January 26, 1999 3:36 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
what a great outlet
this haiku stuff seems to be
i'm no poet
Haiku # 1088, January 26, 1999 3:33 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
one banana two
Potassium's dark blue
My monkey's named lou
Haiku # 1087, January 26, 1999 3:30 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
in a brief moment
i fear what my boss would say
too bad he's in Guam
Haiku # 1086, January 26, 1999 3:28 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
Hollywood Bonfire
your talent brings me laughter
hats off to you sir
Haiku # 1085, January 26, 1999 3:24 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
sometimes I feel bad
after drinking the last beer
I'll get over it
Haiku # 1084, January 26, 1999 3:22 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa
BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH
BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, huh?
Haiku # 1083, January 26, 1999 3:21 pm ET
by NOGEL GOOKIEBELMAR, JERSEYSHORE
I just ran over
Hiesenberg's cat in my car
I left him a note
Haiku # 1082, January 26, 1999 3:19 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, usa

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Haiku # 1081, January 26, 1999 3:14 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt



Haiku # 1080, January 26, 1999 3:12 pm ET
by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
Haiku # 1079, January 26, 1999 8:47 am ET
by Lao-Tse
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
Haiku # 1078, January 26, 1999 8:18 am ET
by Lao-Tse
Oh toilet bowl, if
only I knew the music
the way I know you.
Haiku # 1077, January 25, 1999 8:33 am ET
by Lao-Tse
War with children huh?
How about poetry for
the illiterate?
Haiku # 1076, January 25, 1999 8:24 am ET
by Lao-TseLondon, England
as steroids to sport
i can tell the I.O.C. :
cash to committees
Haiku # 1075, January 25, 1999 12:20 am ET
by ashley of sid-i-nee, Oz
so what do i care
if we differ by so much
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 1074, January 25, 1999 12:15 am ET
by ashley of Oz
a wise man was once
heard to say "Keep it real up
in the field, awwight?"
Haiku # 1073, January 22, 1999 4:19 pm ET
by Superjew
I'm back and it's war.
I can't leave you kids alone
For a minute! Tch!
Haiku # 1072, January 22, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by Reverend JimFort Collins, Yanquiland
must ignore punkass
to create is to know god
kill him for me, god
Haiku # 1071, January 22, 1999 12:05 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
working at the zoo
all the frozen mice i want
with no questions asked
Haiku # 1070, January 22, 1999 12:01 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
news flash! pAHHThetic
little inbred monkey-boy
makes joke on purpose!
Haiku # 1069, January 22, 1999 9:11 am ET
by Superjew
Dearest Hollywood,
Please. Jack Handy is rolling
over in his grave
Haiku # 1068, January 21, 1999 4:41 pm ET
by Superjew
Superwasp is here
More than a halfwit but whole
Dog Day Afternoon
Haiku # 1067, January 21, 1999 6:24 am ET
by AHHT
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
Haiku # 1066, January 21, 1999 2:35 am ET
by ashley oz
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
Haiku # 1065, January 20, 1999 2:32 pm ET
by janis
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
Haiku # 1064, January 20, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Superjew
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
Haiku # 1063, January 19, 1999 5:16 am ET
by ashley oz
With HTML
Haiku is more than just bad
But colourful, too
Haiku # 1062, January 19, 1999 2:53 am ET
by AHHT
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
Haiku # 1061, January 18, 1999 11:07 pm ET
by Andrew H of centreville, USA
For a great web page
Learn to use HTML
Or else it's just shit
Haiku # 1060, January 18, 1999 3:51 pm ET
by Scott of UVA,
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
Haiku # 1059, January 17, 1999 8:19 pm ET
by AHHT
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
Haiku # 1058, January 17, 1999 8:13 pm ET
by AHHT
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
Haiku # 1057, January 17, 1999 6:26 am ET
by ashley of Oz
while slurping that clit
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
Haiku # 1056, January 17, 1999 2:03 am ET
by squish
while tonguing pussy
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
Haiku # 1055, January 16, 1999 7:16 pm ET
by squish
When I see people,
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
Haiku # 1054, January 16, 1999 3:55 am ET
by Buck Nekid
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
Haiku # 1053, January 16, 1999 3:54 am ET
by Bubba
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
Haiku # 1052, January 16, 1999 3:53 am ET
by Bubba