i'm no damn student
maybe that's why they asked me
to leave the campus
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
must stop this madness
thinking only in Haiku
need more syllables
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
My haiku is bad
like the wind from my ass
breaking away free
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
what a great outlet
this haiku stuff seems to be
i'm no poet
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
one banana two
Potassium's dark blue
My monkey's named lou
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
in a brief moment
i fear what my boss would say
too bad he's in Guam
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
Hollywood Bonfire
your talent brings me laughter
hats off to you sir
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
sometimes I feel bad
after drinking the last beer
I'll get over it
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH
 BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, huh?
by NOGEL GOOKIEBELMAR, JERSEYSHORE
 
			
I just ran over
Hiesenberg's cat in my car
I left him a note
by oldnasty of arcata, usa 
 
			
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by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt 
 
			
by oldnasty of arcata, humboldt 
 
			
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall. 
by Lao-Tse
 
			
Got out of the wrong
side of the bed this morning:
Had to climb the wall.
by Lao-Tse
 
			
Oh toilet bowl, if
only I knew the music
the way I know you. 
by Lao-Tse
 
			
War with children huh?
How about poetry for
the illiterate?
by Lao-TseLondon, England
 
			
as steroids to sport
i can tell the I.O.C. :
cash to committees
by ashley of sid-i-nee, Oz 
 
			
so what do i care
if we differ by so much
it's all bad haiku
by ashley of Oz 
 
			
a wise man was once
heard to say "Keep it real up
in the field, awwight?"
by Superjew
 
			
I'm back and it's war.
I can't leave you kids alone
For a minute! Tch!
by Reverend JimFort Collins, Yanquiland
 
			
must ignore punkass
to create is to know god
kill him for me, god
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
working at the zoo
all the frozen mice i want
with no questions asked
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
news flash! pAHHThetic
little inbred monkey-boy
makes joke on purpose!
by Superjew
 
			
Dearest Hollywood,
Please.  Jack Handy is rolling 
over in his grave
by Superjew
 
			
Superwasp is here
More than a halfwit but whole
Dog Day Afternoon
by AHHT
 
			
opportunity
janis, janis, yeah yeah yeah!
thanks for this cool site
by ashley oz
 
			
And still I wonder
Why "blink" is implemented
In the new release
by janis
 
			
My mind is cringing
from this back and forth battle
of haiku half-wits
by Superjew
 
			
idiot biker
weaving through peak hour traffic
potential road kill
by ashley oz
 
			
by AHHT
 
			
cannibal parents
tell picky children their food
tastes like uncle Joe
by Andrew H of centreville, USA 
 
			
by Scott of UVA, 
 
			
Stalinist lightbulb
Shines so brightly in my eyes
Buzz buzz, try again
by AHHT
 
			
If you're at the mall
You are a face in the crowd
Of people you hate
by AHHT
 
			
and mortality
it can't take long i figure
but then it's over
by ashley of Oz 
 
			
while slurping that clit
avoid letting hot twat juice
squirt into your eyes
by squish
 
			
while tonguing pussy
try pushing your nose into
that little brown hole
by squish
 
			
When I see people,
like at a mall, I think, man
I really hate them
by Buck Nekid
 
			
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smells like fish, eat it
As I always say
by Bubba
 
			
Oh, I eat pussy
If it smalls like fish, eat it
As I always say
by Bubba
 
			
count again my friend.
mine are seventeen, unlike
the two you sent in.
by Buck Nekid
 
			
I laughed so hard I think I had an orgasm
From that last post
Thank you Dr. Teeth!
by Kim of Phila, USA 
 
			
New-installed car gun
blasts, recoils; charred remains!
Flip ME off, will you?
by Dr. Teeth of LA, USA 
 
			
thought for a workday
play the lottery and win
knock this shithole down
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
Dyslexic agnos-
tic insomniac, up late,
Cries, "Is there a dog?"
by Dr.Teeth of LA, USA 
 
			
He wants deep throat
That's not a problem
His dick is small.
by Kim of Phila, USA 
 
			
mister t and me
went ice fishing last winter
later, he kissed me
by Hollywood Bonfire
 
			
But that's okay BuckI guess the second MeowmixWas a mistake?
by AHHT
 
			
My haikus are badBut at least they are seventeensyllables, Buck
by AHHT
 
			
It is illegalTo walk down some city streetsIf you are ugly
by AHHT