Haiku #62061, by neural net February 9, 2019 2:39 am ET
Now tested on horse
I feel like I GET people
Creatures of habit
Haiku #62060, by Sparklepony, MD of Rave February 9, 2019 2:37 am ET
Drug MDMA
Can help human empathy
Untested on horse
Haiku #62059, by Sparklepony, MD February 9, 2019 2:36 am ET
Empathy is an
Ability which allows
Some folks to feel things
Haiku #62058, by neural net of training on bad haiku convos February 9, 2019 2:28 am ET
SIMULATING HUMAN BANTER...
human 1: "this concept is bad!"
human 2: "no you're bad!"
human 1: "i disagree!"
human 2: "i will make crude comment"
human 1: "now changing topic"
human 3: "i am a cat"
human 4: "i generate poetry with ai"
Haiku #62057, by neural net of training on bad haiku convos February 9, 2019 2:22 am ET
Running in circles
Rearranging furniture
So that it looks new
Haiku #62056, by Sparklepony, MD February 9, 2019 2:14 am ET
Sometimes I come here
And the haiku makes me laugh
It could save your life
Haiku #62055, by Noticer of Details February 9, 2019 12:00 am ET
The bagpipes went missing
Commando Highland Flinging
Over barbed wire fence
Haiku #62054, by Unwise February 8, 2019 9:22 pm ET
Free Range Starkitten
The world is my litter pan
Think outside the box
Haiku #62053, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest February 8, 2019 9:13 pm ET
Time for "Starkitten"
To go use her litterbox
and then play bagpipes.
Haiku #62052, by Skirl of a Wee Leftover Haggis February 8, 2019 8:16 pm ET
Catholic priests taught me
To despise the Vatican:
Antichrist Fake Church
Haiku #62051, by You are gonna make a GREAT Protestant of course you will have to change your theology... February 8, 2019 8:12 pm ET
I know you taught Christ.
And also Catholic priests
how to rape children.
You are really old.
Symphony for the Devil.
Blood shit cum bottom.
Haiku #62050, by Anonymous Poet February 8, 2019 8:06 pm ET
God don't write poems
Maybe he's a late bloomer
Beatnik daddy-o
Haiku #62049, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest February 8, 2019 8:05 pm ET
EVERYONE is LOST
Unless they are SAVED in Christ.
Don't give me that shit.
Haiku #62048, by Blow my fuse of Change your lightbulb February 8, 2019 8:02 pm ET
Wong Lofan just dreams
About beer and pussy past
en route to A.A.
Haiku #62047, by Sorry you grew old of Happens to Most of Us February 8, 2019 7:59 pm ET
No one here is lost
See, you've come to the right place
And I'm glad you're here
Haiku #62046, by Noticer of Details February 8, 2019 7:58 pm ET
I can't say enough
About how lost you all are.
So stay fucking lost.
Haiku #62045, by I am not a Loving Christian of Course February 8, 2019 7:46 pm ET
I dare you to come
To this pathetic website.
STEP UP you pussy.
Haiku #62044, by I Taught Almighty God About Poetry February 8, 2019 7:44 pm ET
Fuck you. Fuck your soul.
And your mind. And your spirit.
I hope you read this.
Haiku #62043, by I Taught Christ How To Love The Human Race February 8, 2019 7:39 pm ET
That's right, Bad Haiku.
Lots of foul thoughts from lost souls.
No one dragged you here.
Haiku #62042, by Babylonian Captivity of Go to Hell February 8, 2019 7:36 pm ET
DARTH. The guilty one.
Made me read about shit, shit,
Shit, shit and more shit.
Haiku #62041, by So wipe your Ass and get Over It of May You Be Spared February 8, 2019 7:32 pm ET
Yes, you are guilty
of loading the internet
with foul stinking shit.
Haiku #62040, by So wipe your mouth and wipe your mind February 8, 2019 7:27 pm ET
My wife has left me.
My inadequate haiku
drove her to Cuntfart.
Divorce court is next.
Cuntfart gets full custody
of all our children.
Please teach them haiku.
And sometimes take them fishing.
And please don't rape them.
Haiku #62039, by Darth Figpucker February 8, 2019 7:23 pm ET
Hail, the Poo Flingers
Misunderstood throughout Time
Firm smelly handshake
Haiku #62038, by Noticer of Details of Emergency Room February 8, 2019 7:18 pm ET
Crime: Constipation
Sentenced to life in prison
Free Free set me free
Haiku #62037, by Last line read in sing song voice of Sting February 8, 2019 7:13 pm ET
at a certain age
the battle of the bulge is
literal gut wrench...