BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
224 Days
and
56863 Haikus
later...
Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.
Haiku #56045, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 9:15 pm ET

I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.
Haiku #56044, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 7:17 pm ET

I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part
Haiku #56043, by Adorable Kittens
February 5, 2017 4:19 pm ET

superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip
Haiku #56042, by vhs
February 5, 2017 11:00 am ET

we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare
Haiku #56041, by vhs
February 4, 2017 11:04 am ET

I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

work.
Haiku #56040, by Anonymous Poet
February 4, 2017 3:17 am ET

spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries
Haiku #56039, by vhs
February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET

Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku #56038, by Health Blog of https://healthresidents.com/truth-phen375-results
February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET

Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku #56037, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET

Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku #56036, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET

Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku #56035, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET

Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku #56034, by df
February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET

Antigravity
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku #56033, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET

Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku #56032, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET

Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku #56031, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET

If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?
Haiku #56030, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET

Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku #56029, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET

It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku #56028, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET

Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku #56027, by Adorable Kittens
February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET

Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku #56026, by zach of Sacramento, CA
February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET

Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
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February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET

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February 1, 2017 8:44 am ET

The wisest words said:
"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
Haiku #56016, by Anonymous Poet
January 31, 2017 8:25 pm ET

preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
Haiku #56015, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:12 am ET

its 'themes obvious,
said my bassist with a lisp
ennui, genius
Haiku #56014, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:09 am ET

turgid, morbid stuff
double vinyl first release
Sad: So The Devil
Haiku #56013, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:05 am ET

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Haiku #56012, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:02 am ET

You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
Haiku #56011, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:41 pm ET

Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
Haiku #56010, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:28 pm ET

God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
Haiku #56009, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:26 pm ET

In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
Haiku #56008, by df
January 30, 2017 9:20 pm ET

leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
Haiku #56007, by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
January 30, 2017 12:55 pm ET

Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
Haiku #56006, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:15 am ET

The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
Haiku #56005, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:13 am ET

An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.
Haiku #56004, by Anonymous Poet
January 29, 2017 8:15 pm ET

You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
Haiku #56003, by DF
January 29, 2017 8:12 pm ET

if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey

minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and

independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if

you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there
Haiku #56002, by vhs
January 29, 2017 12:27 pm ET

There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.

It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.

Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
Haiku #56001, by Darth Figpucker of Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
January 28, 2017 8:24 pm ET

Inappropriate
sexual relationships
with pack animals.
Haiku #56000, by Darth Figpucker
January 28, 2017 8:16 pm ET

murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but

well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here

I don't plan on that
Haiku #55999, by vhs
January 28, 2017 1:14 pm ET

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Haiku #55998, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2017 5:41 am ET

america rulz
cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you
Haiku #55997, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2017 7:31 am ET

Do not trust faggots.
They'll always try to fuck you.
Tolerance is dumb.
Haiku #55996, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2017 6:30 am ET