BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
197 Days
and
56593 Haikus
later...
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Especially if you're old.
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February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET

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Haiku #56031, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET

If you caught spammers,
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Haiku #56030, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET

Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku #56029, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET

It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku #56028, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET

Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku #56027, by Adorable Kittens
February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET

Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku #56026, by zach of Sacramento, CA
February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET

Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
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February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET

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February 1, 2017 8:44 am ET

The wisest words said:
"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
Haiku #56016, by Anonymous Poet
January 31, 2017 8:25 pm ET

preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
Haiku #56015, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:12 am ET

its 'themes obvious,
said my bassist with a lisp
ennui, genius
Haiku #56014, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:09 am ET

turgid, morbid stuff
double vinyl first release
Sad: So The Devil
Haiku #56013, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:05 am ET

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Dopamine Deficiency
my doom metal band
Haiku #56012, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:02 am ET

You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
Haiku #56011, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:41 pm ET

Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
Haiku #56010, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:28 pm ET

God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
Haiku #56009, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:26 pm ET

In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
Haiku #56008, by df
January 30, 2017 9:20 pm ET

leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
Haiku #56007, by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
January 30, 2017 12:55 pm ET

Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
Haiku #56006, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:15 am ET

The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
Haiku #56005, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:13 am ET

An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.
Haiku #56004, by Anonymous Poet
January 29, 2017 8:15 pm ET

You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
Haiku #56003, by DF
January 29, 2017 8:12 pm ET

if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey

minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and

independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if

you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there
Haiku #56002, by vhs
January 29, 2017 12:27 pm ET

There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.

It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.

Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
Haiku #56001, by Darth Figpucker of Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
January 28, 2017 8:24 pm ET

Inappropriate
sexual relationships
with pack animals.
Haiku #56000, by Darth Figpucker
January 28, 2017 8:16 pm ET

murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but

well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here

I don't plan on that
Haiku #55999, by vhs
January 28, 2017 1:14 pm ET

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Haiku #55998, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2017 5:41 am ET

america rulz
cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you
Haiku #55997, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2017 7:31 am ET

Do not trust faggots.
They'll always try to fuck you.
Tolerance is dumb.
Haiku #55996, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2017 6:30 am ET


I can not in finding your e-mail subscription hyperlink or newsletter service.
Haiku #55995, by molestr of France
January 27, 2017 4:49 am ET

drunker than Homer
sir, your heart has a murmur
unaffordable
Haiku #55994, by Adorable Kittens
January 27, 2017 2:22 am ET

Small yapping poodle.
Run down by an Army tank.
These thoughts warm my heart.
Haiku #55993, by df
January 26, 2017 9:08 pm ET

How many knees would
negros grow if negros could
grow knees? Forty-two.
Haiku #55992, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2017 7:10 pm ET

I mean double-stuffed.
Not those wimpy mini cups.
Eat them between tits.
Haiku #55991, by df
January 25, 2017 11:23 pm ET

They are best frozen.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Chased with Sky vodka.
Haiku #55990, by Decadence
January 25, 2017 11:19 pm ET

i like peanut butter
cups myself, nothing like
chocolate and that

addictive
Haiku #55989, by vhs
January 25, 2017 12:03 pm ET

Oh my pretty mouth.
Much better than cigarrettes.
Prison currency.
Haiku #55988, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2017 8:54 am ET

Pi-ells That is two.
Buttercup purty mouth boy.
Squeal loud for me.
Haiku #55987, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2017 3:37 am ET

this feels like one guy
talking to himself when i
want to see more folks

talking to each post
and of course old fashioned post
this post that post these
Haiku #55986, by vhs
January 24, 2017 1:41 pm ET

as for me i'm a
gonna write whatever and
hope it adds up here
Haiku #55985, by vhs
January 24, 2017 1:40 pm ET

You should stick to math;
Piles is just one syllable
Look it up snowflake.
Haiku #55984, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2017 9:01 am ET

That's not a haiku.
"Piles" has two syllables.
You old foot pervert.

Yes, they leave shoes out.
Strange that foot-lovers aren't called...
pedophiles. Doh!

Much like Santa Claus,
You can leave "gifts" in their shoes.
Instead of their socks.

Gooey, sticky gifts.
It will increase shoe lifetime.
Chinese products suck.
Haiku #55983, by df
January 24, 2017 7:01 am ET