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Haiku #56017, by wwruorit of USA
February 1, 2017 8:44 am ET

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"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
Haiku #56016, by Anonymous Poet
January 31, 2017 8:25 pm ET

preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
Haiku #56015, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:12 am ET

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said my bassist with a lisp
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Haiku #56014, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:09 am ET

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Haiku #56013, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:05 am ET

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Haiku #56012, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:02 am ET

You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
Haiku #56011, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:41 pm ET

Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
Haiku #56010, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:28 pm ET

God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
Haiku #56009, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:26 pm ET

In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
Haiku #56008, by df
January 30, 2017 9:20 pm ET

leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
Haiku #56007, by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
January 30, 2017 12:55 pm ET

Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
Haiku #56006, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:15 am ET

The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
Haiku #56005, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:13 am ET

An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.
Haiku #56004, by Anonymous Poet
January 29, 2017 8:15 pm ET

You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
Haiku #56003, by DF
January 29, 2017 8:12 pm ET

if the Rebels had
a superweapon could not
the more artsy grey

minded folks go is
not the Rebellion evil
or Kevin Smith and

independent work
to get the Death Star made but
as one guy said if

you know who you are
working for, you deal with the
consequences there
Haiku #56002, by vhs
January 29, 2017 12:27 pm ET

There is no Life Star.
It shoots rays at asteroids.
Planets then emerge.

It does not exist.
Thus proves the point I'm making.
Jedi are lazy.

Sith are hard workers.
They always get the job done.
Let's destroy the Earth.
Haiku #56001, by Darth Figpucker of Endor, eating BBQ ewoks.
January 28, 2017 8:24 pm ET

Inappropriate
sexual relationships
with pack animals.
Haiku #56000, by Darth Figpucker
January 28, 2017 8:16 pm ET

murmuring onward
vasospasm sounds like a
black metal band but

well if i am toast
then it will just be "df"
and spam posting here

I don't plan on that
Haiku #55999, by vhs
January 28, 2017 1:14 pm ET

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Haiku #55998, by Anonymous Poet
January 28, 2017 5:41 am ET

america rulz
cotton candy succulent
rodent talk to you
Haiku #55997, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2017 7:31 am ET

Do not trust faggots.
They'll always try to fuck you.
Tolerance is dumb.
Haiku #55996, by Anonymous Poet
January 27, 2017 6:30 am ET


I can not in finding your e-mail subscription hyperlink or newsletter service.
Haiku #55995, by molestr of France
January 27, 2017 4:49 am ET

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sir, your heart has a murmur
unaffordable
Haiku #55994, by Adorable Kittens
January 27, 2017 2:22 am ET

Small yapping poodle.
Run down by an Army tank.
These thoughts warm my heart.
Haiku #55993, by df
January 26, 2017 9:08 pm ET

How many knees would
negros grow if negros could
grow knees? Forty-two.
Haiku #55992, by Anonymous Poet
January 26, 2017 7:10 pm ET

I mean double-stuffed.
Not those wimpy mini cups.
Eat them between tits.
Haiku #55991, by df
January 25, 2017 11:23 pm ET

They are best frozen.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Chased with Sky vodka.
Haiku #55990, by Decadence
January 25, 2017 11:19 pm ET

i like peanut butter
cups myself, nothing like
chocolate and that

addictive
Haiku #55989, by vhs
January 25, 2017 12:03 pm ET

Oh my pretty mouth.
Much better than cigarrettes.
Prison currency.
Haiku #55988, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2017 8:54 am ET

Pi-ells That is two.
Buttercup purty mouth boy.
Squeal loud for me.
Haiku #55987, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2017 3:37 am ET

this feels like one guy
talking to himself when i
want to see more folks

talking to each post
and of course old fashioned post
this post that post these
Haiku #55986, by vhs
January 24, 2017 1:41 pm ET

as for me i'm a
gonna write whatever and
hope it adds up here
Haiku #55985, by vhs
January 24, 2017 1:40 pm ET

You should stick to math;
Piles is just one syllable
Look it up snowflake.
Haiku #55984, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2017 9:01 am ET

That's not a haiku.
"Piles" has two syllables.
You old foot pervert.

Yes, they leave shoes out.
Strange that foot-lovers aren't called...
pedophiles. Doh!

Much like Santa Claus,
You can leave "gifts" in their shoes.
Instead of their socks.

Gooey, sticky gifts.
It will increase shoe lifetime.
Chinese products suck.
Haiku #55983, by df
January 24, 2017 7:01 am ET

These Asian shoe piles;
Do they leave them out at night?
Sniffing shoes is fun!
Haiku #55982, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2017 12:37 am ET

Asian shoe piles.
Huge mounds of shoes block front doors,
indicate who's rich.

The house entrance blocked.
The children inside will starve.
But it saves money.

With the money saved
buy a new house, make more kids,
go shopping for shoes.
Haiku #55981, by df
January 23, 2017 7:27 pm ET

sounds like performance
art, not my nature to be
of that sort of act

meant to challenge the
social code of culture, but
times will come again

when poetry speaks
irony wails and people
will find doorways to

John Malkovich's mind
(floor 13 1/2 I think)
Haiku #55980, by vhs
January 23, 2017 1:47 pm ET

You need a challenge
Pilfer something from someone,
mail it back to them
Haiku #55979, by Adorable Kittens
January 23, 2017 1:03 am ET

autoerotic spam boots
you said the philipines well
what about Imelda?

and her shoes?
Haiku #55978, by vhs
January 22, 2017 1:15 pm ET

Overlooking a fetid drainage creek from an uppity coffee shop in a 3rd world country, knowing I am the cause of all these problems, I ponder the fact that I cannot become as evil as I need to be to attain pure enlightenment.
Haiku #55977, by Anonymous Poet
January 22, 2017 9:35 am ET

They farted so much
that they caused global warming
and arid conditions.

Those dumb sauropods.
They should have taken Bean-O.
What's in your gas tank?

We should all ride bikes.
In the end nothing matters.
extinction awaits.

Super cockroaches.
Advanced alien life forms.
Reproducing droids.
Haiku #55976, by Doomsday is a Party
January 22, 2017 8:22 am ET

Dinosaurs are cool.
They were not responsible.
But should they have been?
Haiku #55975, by
January 22, 2017 12:35 am ET

Reading these haiku.
A Philippino breakfast.
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January 22, 2017 12:33 am ET

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January 21, 2017 5:57 am ET

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mathematics is gibberish
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Haiku #55972, by Anonymous Poet
January 21, 2017 4:18 am ET