tangerine nightmare
ended when the states awoke
and the states are woke

a siphonophore!
superorganisms are
pretty damn awesome

i'm integrated
one of me is quite enough
and sometimes too much

Clem, muh card don't work.
Damn federals has done closed
Muh Visa® debit.

I came, I saw, I
Vomited some bad haiku
And the Muse was pleased.

Oh yes, the haiku...
It's smeared all over my pants.
(Had an accident.)

Oh yeah, sure Betty...
Or are you Cyan this time?
(I'm sorry Parker☻)

you are pretty wrong
i am just parker, thats it
just some guy is all

I am not convinced.
I think you're Darth Figpucker.
But I could be wrong...

I can promise this
I am not whoever that is
I am just Parker

Now they will impeach.
The difference this time around:
They have my support.

Haiku Tsunami
the second coming of Darth
Ejaculation!

Open Bathroom
Over sounding with water
Broken's Tap

Where would we all be
If God had not created
Beautiful pussies?

Ok, so "Parker"
Is ALSO Darth Figpucker?
Same old crazy bot....

in a bush i wait
for them to make a mistake
but woe: arbalest

me when i write hi-
ku: "hi im parker, sorry".
now it's bye-ku. [END]

I am gonna go
Democratic Socialist
From now on. OH yeah...

can't have too many
although you can do too much
it's a bit like drugs

It's OK Parker.
You the man and haiku star.
Now you are famous.

i apologize
for the numerous posts here
i am having fun

an open window
i hear buoy bells ring out
a calm day at sea

Abra, Kadabra,
Alakazam; I quite like
this Pokemon line.

random thought i had
how are HOAs legal here?
they are just bullies

sitting here i think
i really miss my two cats
i request photos

i can see ocean
from my classroom on the shore
hah suck it you nerds

procrastination
i dont know what im doing
at any point ever

someone please help me
a big whale has swallowed me
man this is not good

drink doctor pepper
soda hurts my enamel
fizzy masochist

an old question asked
one that tires and strikes fear,
homestuck: you know it?

the mighty sea slug
many do not see its grace
it go munch munch munch

a whale magic show
imagine it, how sublime!
but whales dont have hands

heading home from work
tie at a rakish angle
bachelor's handbag

what a great contrast
wispy haired orange baby
with a new blue rinse

well that's a relief
welcome back, america
you've been too gone, long

I got some pizza
So I need to write haiku
Before I eat it

take note, benjamin
it's the art of the schlemiel
for all schlimazels

Howdy Murica
A poo wave sweeps your nation
Angst constipation

I met your mother
And I made your mother bleed.
And she enjoyed it...

I met Charlie Kirk
And then his crisis actor
Neither were bleeding

the mid-terminals
as a detached bystander
one can only hope

Ash is the constant.
Ash is the haiku baseline.
Let us all toast Ash.

seems impossible
it can't be forty-three years
since that yesterday

distances between
something i wanted to say
but not what i said

Happy Halloween.
Your dead soul lies in between
Realms seen and unseen...

Haikuology
Demands no apology
From ethnology.

Cheesecake Factory
Eric and Junior's cocaine
As appetizers

Don't believe fake noose.
Obama, the golden goose
AND Trump, owned by juice.

Vintage Obscura.
Go to Vintage Obscura:
The greatest mixes!

I'm my wife's dildo.
She bought me when I bought her.
She is my fleshlight.