Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 360 Days and 78538 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 360 Days and 78538 Haiku later...
I am not convinced.
I think you're Darth Figpucker.
But I could be wrong...
I think you're Darth Figpucker.
But I could be wrong...
by of Names
I can promise this
I am not whoever that is
I am just Parker
I am not whoever that is
I am just Parker
by of Mistaken identity
Now they will impeach.
The difference this time around:
They have my support.
The difference this time around:
They have my support.
by of Hotlanta, Georgia USSR
Haiku Tsunami
the second coming of Darth
Ejaculation!
the second coming of Darth
Ejaculation!
by of Baby Seahorses
Open Bathroom
Over sounding with water
Broken's Tap
Over sounding with water
Broken's Tap
by of Otteri, Chennai
Where would we all be
If God had not created
Beautiful pussies?
If God had not created
Beautiful pussies?
by of Course
Ok, so "Parker"
Is ALSO Darth Figpucker?
Same old crazy bot....
Is ALSO Darth Figpucker?
Same old crazy bot....
by of Starkitten
in a bush i wait
for them to make a mistake
but woe: arbalest
for them to make a mistake
but woe: arbalest
by of growing a garden
me when i write hi-
ku: "hi im parker, sorry".
now it's bye-ku. [END]
ku: "hi im parker, sorry".
now it's bye-ku. [END]
by of bad bad hi-ku world
I am gonna go
Democratic Socialist
From now on. OH yeah...
Democratic Socialist
From now on. OH yeah...
by of the Blues
can't have too many
although you can do too much
it's a bit like drugs
although you can do too much
it's a bit like drugs
by of your browser
It's OK Parker.
You the man and haiku star.
Now you are famous.
You the man and haiku star.
Now you are famous.
by of Haiku
i apologize
for the numerous posts here
i am having fun
for the numerous posts here
i am having fun
by of potential spam alert
an open window
i hear buoy bells ring out
a calm day at sea
i hear buoy bells ring out
a calm day at sea
by of coastal music
Abra, Kadabra,
Alakazam; I quite like
this Pokemon line.
Alakazam; I quite like
this Pokemon line.
by
random thought i had
how are HOAs legal here?
they are just bullies
how are HOAs legal here?
they are just bullies
by of regulated lawn flamingos
sitting here i think
i really miss my two cats
i request photos
i really miss my two cats
i request photos
by of they're fine im just in class
i can see ocean
from my classroom on the shore
hah suck it you nerds
from my classroom on the shore
hah suck it you nerds
by of sea-side scholar
procrastination
i dont know what im doing
at any point ever
i dont know what im doing
at any point ever
by of debatable graduation
someone please help me
a big whale has swallowed me
man this is not good
a big whale has swallowed me
man this is not good
by of mistaken for a fish or maybe a shrimp
drink doctor pepper
soda hurts my enamel
fizzy masochist
soda hurts my enamel
fizzy masochist
by of i have a problem
an old question asked
one that tires and strikes fear,
homestuck: you know it?
one that tires and strikes fear,
homestuck: you know it?
by of long running webcomics
the mighty sea slug
many do not see its grace
it go munch munch munch
many do not see its grace
it go munch munch munch
by of bored in class
a whale magic show
imagine it, how sublime!
but whales dont have hands
imagine it, how sublime!
but whales dont have hands
by of marine science department
heading home from work
tie at a rakish angle
bachelor's handbag
tie at a rakish angle
bachelor's handbag
by of early adulthood
what a great contrast
wispy haired orange baby
with a new blue rinse
wispy haired orange baby
with a new blue rinse
by
well that's a relief
welcome back, america
you've been too gone, long
welcome back, america
you've been too gone, long
by of kind of blue, but miles to go
I got some pizza
So I need to write haiku
Before I eat it
So I need to write haiku
Before I eat it
by of Ecstatic Erratic
take note, benjamin
it's the art of the schlemiel
for all schlimazels
it's the art of the schlemiel
for all schlimazels
by of oy vey! voting day
Howdy Murica
A poo wave sweeps your nation
Angst constipation
A poo wave sweeps your nation
Angst constipation
by
I met your mother
And I made your mother bleed.
And she enjoyed it...
And I made your mother bleed.
And she enjoyed it...
by
I met Charlie Kirk
And then his crisis actor
Neither were bleeding
And then his crisis actor
Neither were bleeding
by
the mid-terminals
as a detached bystander
one can only hope
as a detached bystander
one can only hope
by of halfway housing
Ash is the constant.
Ash is the haiku baseline.
Let us all toast Ash.
Ash is the haiku baseline.
Let us all toast Ash.
by of Haiku to Dust
seems impossible
it can't be forty-three years
since that yesterday
it can't be forty-three years
since that yesterday
by of right there still
distances between
something i wanted to say
but not what i said
something i wanted to say
but not what i said
by of elsewhere
Happy Halloween.
Your dead soul lies in between
Realms seen and unseen...
Your dead soul lies in between
Realms seen and unseen...
by of The Scene
Haikuology
Demands no apology
From ethnology.
Demands no apology
From ethnology.
by of Asahi Super-dry Prefecture
Cheesecake Factory
Eric and Junior's cocaine
As appetizers
Eric and Junior's cocaine
As appetizers
by
Don't believe fake noose.
Obama, the golden goose
AND Trump, owned by juice.
Obama, the golden goose
AND Trump, owned by juice.
by of Ashkelon, Philistia
Vintage Obscura.
Go to Vintage Obscura:
The greatest mixes!
Go to Vintage Obscura:
The greatest mixes!
by of Hallowed Revelation
I'm my wife's dildo.
She bought me when I bought her.
She is my fleshlight.
She bought me when I bought her.
She is my fleshlight.
by of Bad Haiku
Noose around trump's neck
Obama as the hangman
MAGA in reverse
Obama as the hangman
MAGA in reverse
by
Noose around trump's neck
Obama as the hangman
Sadly just a dream
Obama as the hangman
Sadly just a dream
by
18 short days and
this damned site will be 30
nineteen ninety six
this damned site will be 30
nineteen ninety six
by
Homophobes are gay
Not in all cases but most
Trump's an example
Not in all cases but most
Trump's an example
by
Homophobes are gay
Not in all cases but most
Just ask Donald trump
Not in all cases but most
Just ask Donald trump
by
Often passed out drunk
Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel
Heroes to MAGA
Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel
Heroes to MAGA
by
First there was Nothing.
Then it became Everything
Because of Something.
Then it became Everything
Because of Something.
by of Differentiation