that’s five seven six
apology haiku on
my desk tomorrow

there is no nutmeg
glass ceiling breaks, gamers rise
billions must perish

Years ago
It was just me and
Figpucker

You know what?
My old name was lost
Now im Thrump

call the maître d'
feed ariana grande
till she fits her name

Hi there Danny Boy.
How's all your low-hanging fruit?
Darth Figpucker much?

Oxferd Comma probe
Nothing but misdirection
Release Epstein files

genitalia
the paraphernalia
in australia

my bad man, my bad
that was very low hanging fruit
like it’s testicles

they say the penis
is meatier than the sword
that I do not doubt

They say the pen is
Mightier than the S-word...
But I have my doubts.

General Sam has
A great and powerful sword
Its called Butt Fucker

in radiant skies
birds shitted furiously
white rains of glory

she hungry, grab tool
mammoth hunt happen tonight
grandma has found rock

"Look, right over there!"
she points towards the water
grandma found the loch

I am in Brooklyn.
I said BROOKLYN, you hear me?
And I'm spending cash.

well, that's a haiku
to wake up too this morning.
g'day to you too?

I type this haiku.
I put in front of your brain.
You read and react.

Danielle is a bot.
Danielle is as fake as f---k.
No human says that.

She feeds her green pet.
The creature loves to eat flesh.
Grandma has a croc.

She simmers the meat.
She keeps it in there all day.
Grandma has a crock.

she can't remember
perhaps it's ptsd
grandma has a block

"Gapped your friends' civic,
the blower makes it run 9s."
Grandma's car ain't stock.

/gamemode creative
slash give @target item count
grandma has bedrock

fast food poisoning
inside of a plastic tray
gas station sushi

You don't want to hear
these words regarding sushi:
"Well it's fresh enough..."

A single yearning
I have for fancy raw fish
Give me my sushi

Reflecting pool closed
Just like the Strait of Hormuz
Well done my comrades

speaking of old, guess
who can legally drink now?
yuh huh, itsa me

we are the future
although i'm now pretty old
and getting past it

looking at post date
it's weird being fourteen hours
ahead, time travel

speed of light approach
gravity time dilation
grandma has a clock

he hucks hokkus at
the haiku horde, hear he hucks
the haikus he holds

so if he hucks his
haiku hoard, his haiku horde
is hence half as bored

Love geometry:
Project volumes onto planes.
Ha, flat mosquito.

inaccuracy
a secret superpower
more than a hundred

I will whoop your ass
Much better than your first time
By my haiku verse

I am burning for
A love similar to my
First rough ass whooping

Big and bountiful
Sun burned butt cheeks of Satan
Please swallow me whole

a site with no ads
this is some kind of madness
the very best sort

Shokuichi-yo.
We drink the Asahi dry.
We dance Shibuya.

counting down the days
there's less than a hundred left
till thirty years here

Oh lawdy mama
C'mon now baybeh whoa YEAH!
(shriek/shriek/shriek) allRIGHT!!

In proximity;
Love your anonymity:
Pure sublimity.

Haiku me this y'all:
The notes of a dying fall
Are they a last call?

I want the heaven
Of heterosexuals.
(Not the queer heaven)

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random gibberish
anonymous user posts
once every two days

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rub me the wrong way
smearing my contribution
and i'll press delete 

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