This world is so sad.
Amerika has gone rogue...
and where will it end?

Hi Ann, I hate serena
she bully me ok
Ann GoodBye Serena Die

Yasmin bad bad bad
Yasmin totally HIV
Mean cruel bad Yasmin

cooling down my food
awesome kitchen appliance
refrigerator

we eat what we are
so Trump is eating dollars...
(inflated value)

you are what you eat
so trump is just a thick sheik
spreading in quicksand

It's TACO Tuesday
Such a brave little chicken
Except for bone spurs

so i guess it's true
there's no fuel like an old fuel
well well well well well

You like endless wars?
You like bombing poor people?
America much?

Ready your haiku
nebraska's favorite pastime
awful poetry

set us up the count
all your haiku are belong
five seven five done

Bad haikus are great
I only write them while bored
I should write some more

almost three decades
in an ever changing world
is eternity

donald delulu
strongest nation in the world
netanyahu's bitch

It's just Ash and I.
And once in a while Janis...
Where did they all go?

Pentagon: fake news--
And Israel full of fake Jews...
I stand with Persia.

Donald gets his lies
From fake news corporation.
And he believes it.

move over, christian
new american psycho
without charisma

Dragging the world down
With this religious bullshit
I will pray for you

Defend Amalek!
Support the Edomites too.
Also: help Moab.

Antihamitic.
Also antijaphetic.
Not sure about "Shem" (?)

Haiku is BACK, bitch...
Stand up and write what you will.
Write haiku or DIE.

Three people left here.
No one haikus anymore.
Arise. Let us leave.

I stand with Persia.
To hell with the Zionists.
Go read Isaiah.

I gave up on Trump.
T'was fun to trigger foes, but...
The warmonger's owned.

trump is looking old
some things a paint job can't hide
like terminal rust

ah, pete megadeth
the secretary of war
but he's no sun tzu

Dance hall: retarded.
By low music bombarded;
Download discarded.

and not just the verbs
we're all stimulated by
fucking adjectives

The conjugation
Of those copulative verbs...
Exciting grammar!

we need more haiku
the world is going to hell
so entertain us

Loved ones pass away...
Bad Haiku is forever.
Now the few; the proud.

Posting a snail's pace
Compared to all the past years
Times are a changin'

My father has died.
So...what happened to his soul?
Has he been judged yet?

Saharan dust lines
my skies today. I don't mind
the brown light at night.

it's a long journey
requiescat in pace
until the next time

it's a long journey
requiescat in pace
until next time

Hey everybody:
My father is dying now.
Please pray for his soul.

water into gold
precious bodily fluids
and common urine

I prayed for you Ash,
Even though you don't believe.
You could be me (sigh)

my catheter bag
strapped like i'm a gunslinger
hey, pisstolero !

Eloquent spokes-mouths:
Orators gonna orate,
Liars gonna lie.

goodbye my prostate
you made some fine productions
cancer wasn't one

First-wave Ska was great.
Second-wave Ska was better...
But third-wave Ska sucked.

call me KSI
cause I'm in the thick of it
everybody knows.

I are NOT stupid.
I is much smarter than U
Don't even TRY me

Andrew Johnson? Wait--
Our seventeenth prezident?
I voted for him!

Andrew Paul Johnson
Pam Bondi's favorite dude
Get what you vote for

who is serena?
why do you hate her so much?
she must be awful.

Serena? That girl
Deserves all the hate she gets.
She a hate-magnet.